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kara🐆 @karaonza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

toys r us event store in new york ~2016. i used to date the person on the left. PAC completely no-sold the giraffe head and stared the human down directly in her eyes (neck star) what a worker

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papoi dog @puppiedog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

make sure you're registered to vote

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KiNG ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN @kingsleepyhead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

nearing the limit on my credit card so any help is appreciated. ive been doing spark deliveries to supplement where i can but with the price of gas its becoming less and less feasible

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

No hate towards the creature or anything but why is Voltorb considered notable enough to get its own page on regular Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Voltorb - Wikipedia

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

🧪 🌽🌽🌽 🪙🪙 ⚙️⚙️ Hey this post has really good early game output, you should settle a city near here

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I said it once I'll say it again: Slut Gnomes of False Berlin is the greatest cultural victory Bluesky has experienced so far

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I have a structured settlement and I need beer now

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My main takeaway from Ed Sheeran slamming his balls in the door this week is god damn why is everyone on Instagram if they're just going to upload blocks of text

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/09/2026

memento but he's trying to figure out the mystery of the kids daycare activity carpet with the roads all over it

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If your production of Macbeth cuts the Porter scene I'm showing up like "Woah is that MACBETH from the play MACBETH holy shit I love MACBETH about the Scottish king MACBETH I really hope they do a good job with the play MACBETH, yup ol' Willy's MACBETH play"

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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

They should make the new Tumblr CEO that one guy who wore a tie as a belt

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Zacky S. Blumpkins @fadetozac.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Trumps killing the business. Mark needs to learn how to work

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Hoop and Stick is a fantastic game but one with a lot of obvious flaws. Insane to me that instead of iterating on its strengths to create a sequel we just got a soft reboot in the form of Hula Hoop

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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

[fred flintstone in Omelas] it's a beautiful day, and the summer festival is in full swing. this is the life, eh Barn? [barney] heh, you said it, Fred! *cut to child chained up in a filthy basement room* [child turns to the camera and shrugs] eh, it's a living!

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Trey @internettrey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Taz: x.com/OfficialTAZ

What a awesome & creative man this was. His body of work as a musician & pro wrestler is so cool! Purely such a talented person. But as you are all reading so many people who knew Andy they are telling you what a great person he was & such a gentle soul. That’s all very true. A great guy that worked hard, no shortcuts who wasn’t a fake or a bullshit artist…he was genuine, which is a very rare character trait in all forms of the entertainment business.
He was just a REAL DUDE.
I use to call him “Big Butch” every-time I saw him & he would giggle & smile!

RIP big man. 🙏
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Trevor Dame @trevordame.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Andy Williams was cool and talented enough that he had two separate fandoms. Folks who loved him as a musician who went "Wait, he's a wrestler?" and people who loved him as a wrestler who went "Wait, he has a band?" He had two excuses to cop an ego, yet had a rep as a nice guy.

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Fred Durst if he played Civilization: Just one... More turn

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

(opens envelope) And for the 28th year in a row the #1 most influential poster on Bluesky is the bot that posts Iron Chef screencaps

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ChloeCade @chloecade.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

60 years without him today... I can't believe it 💔

Pigmon from episode 8 of the original Ultraman series.
Text reads:
"September 4, 1966, Pigmon, who was popular among the girls, died."

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

columbo: now, i couldn't help but notice, sir, your hands are covered in blood, and there's a shotgun slung over your shoulder, and you're holding a bag that says "I <3 POISON" investment banker, condescending: what are you getting at, lieutenant. columbo: well, my wife, you see, she loves poison-

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

(trying not to get my dogs of war excited to be let slip prematurely) Do you think it's time for us to cry H-A-V-O-C

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Sorry one sec I need to take my antacid *pulls out a tiny piece of blotter paper that is sized for an ant to take*

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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 25/08/2026

Texas’s drag ban was found to be unconstitutional this morning and one of the plaintiffs who brought the suit was an Austin-based drag queen who often impersonates Dolly Dolly was named in the final judgement itself and after hearing about the lawsuit, she sent that drag queen a signed guitar

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SEIU Local 925 @seiu925.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

We’re not in the habit of recognizing celebrity deaths here at 925. That said, Dolly Parton is a national treasure and some folks here joke that Dolly is our Locals patron saint. After all her song “9 to 5” is our anthem. Today we remember all the love and kindness Dolly brought the world.

Tribute-style portrait of a Dolly Parton performing in a ruffled light purple blouse, arm raised and singing into a microphone, overlaid with the lyric: "You're just a step on the bossman's ladder / But you've got dreams he'll never take away."

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Got a Texan homie named Shanghai Pierce

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

It's about the posts you don't make

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

T-minus 56 minutes get hype

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

So we do things a little different here, first we give you a menu and after you read it someone will come over and ask what you want off the menu, then you tell them, then we cook it and bring it to your table to eat, then when you're done you pay and then leave

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charlee d. bryant (@ɢᴇᴛ.ᴠᴇɴᴛ) @getvent.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

soundscape of young green martian playing with PVC pipes (based on the original comic by dralphabet on tumblr)

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Firmly believe there is still a market for this kind of games marketing but I can't prove it because none of the games marketed this way sold well

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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

There are different types of extinguishers for different kinds of extinguishing. Water, earth, fire, and air. Everything changed when the fire extinguisher attacked.

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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

*cake doing play-by-play of a football game* hes torn his meniscus

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Fake Muppet Show Guests @fakemuppetguests.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest stars Kamen Rider Double!

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I do not know what weapons Woke 2 will be fought with but Woke 3 will be fought with sticks and stones. That's right, we're gonna do Paleo-woke.

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Lazer @lazermcgraw.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Oi bruv oim Willy Oshprey d'ya got any cigs foah me guv, spare a dart for ah lad

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