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@lavamonsters.bsky.social
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I once made a twitter account for a band I was trying to start and the band fizzled out but I kept the account and I don't know why I'm still using the name but here we are. How are you doing? 43, Bi, Likes pipe smoking woodland critters.

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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 4h
hey
a shrew has decided to perch on brother gregor's snout
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 17h
Well, I suppose this 'tober isn't gonna lock itself...
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Yokomation Studios @yokomation.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t want art for me! I want art from you!
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Doggo @doggodraws.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A little bit back I saw these little golden statues and I figured I’d get them. Should’ve been a bit more careful handling something so obviously cursed. Well Hogan should’ve too but at least we’re going to make a good pair. #tftuesday #petrification #inanimatetf
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Titania @titaniasrealm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stop normalizing the grind and start normalizing whatever this is 🎨 Astrid Sheckels
Illustration depicting various woodland animals dancing in an autumn wood.
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balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Rabosa al Forn @rabosaalforn.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
"Is it ready?" "I don't think..." "Did I hear it's ready??" "... let me check..." Mustelids are not the most patient creatures on earth. -- I feel like using traditional media again lately. I guess I needed a change.
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Detective Maigret gonna be on holiday in the country and arrest this guy for killing his mother-in-law
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Kataba @katataba.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
...beeverage. #art #anthro #furry #bee #insect
fluffy anthropomorphic bee sits on a park bench drinking a refreshing beverage
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Little Shop of Auras @aurasisle.net · 29/09/2026
he's a sexual beast
marshal animal crossing
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Gurlu @gurlu.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Welcome to the company, hope you don't mind shady business... 4 more alts of this business boar in the comments 🧵
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🔞 stay away kids 🔞 @oshadefiant.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
intermission
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catbase @voidcatart.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
"Tanuki anatomy is highly interesting to study up close, wouldn't you agree?"
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Gurlu @gurlu.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Welcome to the company. All strings attached. Comm for @jordanion.bsky.social
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gettin high off that shit that turns you into a cute passenger plane.
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Quiet "Bitchspacian" Choir @quiet-choir.bitch.space · 26/09/2026
Awamori for a pmoon-themed tabletop oneshot! I actually think the mafia vibe is a pretty natural fit for him, all things considered #Ghostart
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
beep beep jolteon in a jeep
Scan of a let’s find Pokémon picture book showing a Jolteon driving a keep
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3455 prefers the classics
Two bunnies are standing near a record player, and one starts to play their preferred record, "Something Else" by the Kinks. Next to him, the second bunny is miffed that she can't play her preferred record, "Room On Fire" by the Strokes.
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Aw0 @aw0.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Other apple ladies I came up with. I have a bunch of other ideas but I haven’t gotten to em yet
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Aw0 @aw0.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Her name’s Gala. She’s an apple dog bunny thing in her 40s. Had a nice career as a baseball pitcher for a while. Often daydreams and zones out. (Last pic uses an earlier version of her top that had open sleeves.)
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WirelessShiba @wirelessshiba.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How does she taste? ❄️ 👅
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love shit like this. Could Warner Brothers really not be bothered to make a higher resolution graphic for a shitty youtube ad? Did the ai they used think it was making a button for an Angelfire page in 1998?
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everything sucks
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bug spray cody @aevris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hello. can i still participate in international rabbit day if i am strange and off-putting
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Shania Law
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Lmao they said Mamdani will bring Sharia law to NYC and all we got was line dancing at Bryant Park
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That don't suppress me much
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Haven't done much more than water my garden this last month, but I still managed a ridiculous amount of peppers. Plus I found a little friend hiding in my parsley.
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My plans for the weekend
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Muz @muhrioh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I somehow doubt that
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't actually know how to mustache, so every time I shave is like an adventure.
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Rachel Deering @racheldeering.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hello Saturday. 🐇 A little marginalia. #InternationalRabbitDay
Rabbit sat reading, marginalia.
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bring back the Mid-Atlantic accent
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Someday I should pick a better name than one that I got in a name change thread on a forum in the aughts. Probably could use a bsky handle that isn't a band I started in college. What is brand consistency?
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm taking a couple days off to make this a four day weekend! But I have very few plans. Any of you people who I definitely know super well want to do something in Ohio? I haven't done karaoke in forever.
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Corxul ✷ Comms Open @corxul.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Lion cellist, Commission
A graphite-style illustration of an anthropomorphic lion seated while playing a cello. The character wears round glasses and has a full mane rendered with loose, expressive pencil strokes, giving the piece a warm and intimate atmosphere. The lion leans gently into the instrument with a focused yet relaxed posture, one paw holding the bow while the other rests along the cello’s neck. The muted monochrome palette and visible sketch lines emphasize the piece’s softness, musicality, and handmade charm.
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Tasha @tashaart.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
icon comms open 40 $
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can hear this picture
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Vanessa Gillings @vanessagillings.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Adventure ferrets! #kidlitart #watercolor #gouache
watercolor and gouache painting of two ferrets in old-fashioned adventurer clothes exploring a cave full of treasure in a row boat while beside them a large green tail pokes out from the water
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I want to play violin, or viola. I just really like how it looks.
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Joyce Park @troutgirl.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Zelda is my mom" has been stuck in my head since yesterday.
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Devilby @barnaby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuckaby Huh, that kinda sounds like a lazy porn name.
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Norevasyl @norevasyl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fox in a dress
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Felicitea (working on comms!) @coffeecatcurios.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you deserve good friends and a community you can feel safe with! #pokemon #flareon #jolteon #vaporeon
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anybody want to talk records? Here's my listening nook. Do you have a listening nook? May I please see your nook?
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