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@lavamonsters.bsky.social
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I once made a twitter account for a band I was trying to start and the band fizzled out but I kept the account and I don't know why I'm still using the name but here we are. How are you doing? 43, Bi, Likes pipe smoking woodland critters.

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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 1h
More if your car relaxes a little...
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🐁 Inspector Arai 🐀 @inspectorarai.bsky.social · 6h
Chauncey and Alec need to fuck already #AdventuresfromtheBookofVirtues
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 9h
Well now I just feel dumb...
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 16h
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 16h
Real life hack: Sometimes I use this at work to make sure certain things are read in my job write-ups. Like when the parts department needs to know that something is Customer Supplied.
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 17h
Or maybe that's how I feel I'm coming across. I'm neurotic like that sometimes
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 17h
Yeah. It kinda depends on how serious the convo is. Plus sometimes I do it for a more cohesive reading experience. sometimes you don't want to read a bunch of casual posts Only To Have One Person Sound Very Serious.
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 17h
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Quaxly Pokemon
ALT: Quaxly Pokemon
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 17h
bro i respect birds
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Rui Shirocuga @ruionrollers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nargatober #5 Check for nargacuga before backing up... Hey now! Careful! Don't you see the cuga is right behind you? You could have hurt them! Park safely next time...
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 17h
Posting etiquette survey: When replying to someone who types all lowercase, do you copy their style? Like taking on the accent of the region.
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Anti_dev @antidev.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Gay dads.
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 17h
Moushley
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 17h
Okay but I feel like Mouse Ashley from the RE4 mod deserves consideration
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Sor @extrasor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
cat in my lap. lets doodle with cat in lap. doodles my cat.
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Freckles @elfreckles.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
🌽🐶🍣 @lizardbethart.bsky.social :3 #comics #furryart #furry
3 panel comic strip with Lizardbeth's OC, my own OC Pecas serving her a corndog, presented as it was sushi instead. Digital picture.
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Häschen Schwartz🐰👑VILLAINOUS VTUBER @schwartzsama.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Travis Bickerstaff @bickpixx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Forgive me y'all for what had to be done…
Baba Looey as a freak.
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TomTC 🐰 @tomtcart.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Adoring You
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フラドラ @flydragon330.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
マグマラシ/Quilava
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Still have some
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Let's be real Nobody expects the most amazing steaks from the $50 steak truck But I just had two paper-thin ribeyes for dinner and it was <i>amazing</i>
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
of course
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I found these mice sewing a dress and maybe being horses? I forget which ones were horses
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Carlos Zondon @zondon09.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
THEODORE HAS A KNIFE NOW!!!!
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Holy shit I have the companion photo locked and loaded
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
So is there a Mrs greedy landlord or... 👉 👈
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Jake🐉🐺✨ @jijikemo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Your greedy landlord... 🎨 by: @/rrein_v (On Twitter)
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kitsuneart 🦊🔜 MCM London F-22 @kitsuneart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Manga page from the way of the house husband, written and illustrated by Kousuke Oono, where Masa (an underling of the main character former gang) says “I’ve never used chat got in my life” and his aura is so powerful it burst out of him and push away all the other members of the gang.

(Original text says “I’ve never smoked a cigarette in my life”)
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JazzyTyfighter @jazzytyfighter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’ve said for years that left-leaning politicians should just embrace being the scary boogeymen the right labels us to be. Let this be the beginning to make things right.
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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Menswear Menagerie: What I'm wearing this autumn
A bear enjoying some music, while wearing a green oxford shirt, houndstooth sport coat, grey trousers, and burgundy tassel loafers.A stoat wearing a yellow oxford shirt, cherry red barn coat, blue trousers, brown desert boots, and a green canvas and leather weekend bag.A badger trying to come up with something to write, wearing a yellow-tan corduroy suit, light blue oxford shirt, green tie, and black and brown penny loafers.A dog enjoying a pastry, wearing a white tee, red neckerchief, plaid trucker jacket, black jeans, brown city boots, and a brown leather messenger bag.
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Cooking Mama, The Masquerade: Bloodlines
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I wish I had money so I could boycott things
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🦇 bat-iburrillo 🐴 @bat-iburrillo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's okay, I'll have a good morning without your blessing
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funkybun @funkybun.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
oh hi! I have been back for a bit. I have no new comic in the works yet, I've mostly been drawing random things X) like this one! in a world where being bottomless is the formal dresscode; the nuance of sheath etiquette
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A black and brown bunny sits against a white cloth backdrop, looking to the side.
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
THERE YOU ARE
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Quick boomerang tastes like bubblegum
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apfelhund @apfelhund.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Burn (WIP)
A colored sketch of Sherry in a white dress, dropping ashes from her cigarette into a fire. Burned ash and what appears to be currency bills float about
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discopaws 🐰🐭🖱️💭🌐 @discopaws.buny.social · 11/10/2026
this is a momentous day for gay ass fruity cartoon animal enjoyers
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Everyone get high and listen to Magic Sword www.youtube.com/watch?v=G02w...
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Magic Sword - In The Face Of Evil
YouTube video by Magic Sword
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ham-hams love naps
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I imagine there's less woods porn these days on account of not needing to buy a magazine to see a boob.
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sometimes you'd also find woods booze
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Do kids find woods porn anymore? Like you're in the woods near your house and you find your friend's brother's porn stash? Is that still a thing?
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help i am on fire @lavamonsters.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
twins nice
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