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Laurie Fleming

@laurief.bsky.social
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I’m reo pekerangi, build data warehouses, take dog for walks, drink whisky and whine. Left of sensible. Hates fascists. he/him 💉x11

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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 9h
<jaw-drop>
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 9h
Age yourself with a childhood crush.I was seven or eight.
Nancy Sinatra - these boots are made for walkin’!
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 12h
It’s not the first time. Thatcher left t’ UK worse than she found it too.
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 12h
What are you doing tomorrow then?
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A population of nearly 350 million & still no one seems capable of removing him from office
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 13h
I hope it takes him for all he’s got.
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 15h
I will comfortably never visit that ridiculous country ever again.
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 15h
Instruct her to listen to the Greens.
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 16h
All that effort when he could’ve just had a wank.
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Anna McMartin/The End is Naenae @annamcmartin.bsky.social · 20h
Mōrena friends. If you didn't catch it yesterday, here's a follow-up story to something I wrote earlier, partly inspired by Nicky Hager's new book. I’ve left uncensored language to show the character of some of the people I'm talking about. the-end-is-naenae.ghost.io/first-do-no-...
the-end-is-naenae.ghost.io
First do no harm
A troubling tale has a troubling sequel. Be aware some of the language quoted in this post is offensive. I’ve left it uncensored because I want readers to make their own judgements about the character...
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Now that’s funny.
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sadly, you are correct.
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nah, not funny enough.
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Gandalf the Curmudgeon @420gandalf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You only needed the first six words.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 09/10/2026
Book Hero also threatening the sustainability of many local independent book retailers through predatory pricing.
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
<nods>
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Really? Was it?
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
✅✅
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I regret that I have only two votes to give (both Green).
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not a civilised country.
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m equivocal about Curia polls. On one hand Farrar is an utter scrote, but on the other generally the results are in line with others. Until…a friend who is politically astute was rung for a poll a week ago. They were taken aback at how overtly and blatantly pro-Act it was. Nah, fuck’em.
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Look, don’t play games with me, sunshine. You’re misquoting me, and you know it.” Unless the questioner is Kim Hill and he wets himself.
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She loves balls so much.
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oooh - I know this one. It’s t’ Greens, isn’t it? Cos virtually everyone, well everyone that matters, won’t have their taxes increased.
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Krystal Chandelier @krystalchandelier.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ACT getting 5x as much in donations as the Green party but still polling at about 2/3 of the Greens really shows how hard right wingers have to work for people to actually like them. Imagine if a left wing party had that kind of money. Imagine if right wingers couldn't splurge money like that.
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
www.1news.co.nz/2021/06/17/w...
1news.co.nz
Winston Peters says NZ must speed up its Covid-19 vaccine rollout
Peters spoke to Australian media today and said the rollout wasn't going fast enough for his liking.
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There’s more than enough poocrumble to go round.
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Second one…
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s an eDub.
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ve started saying “Fuck off” ten seconds into the news.
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s the drugs keeping us awokez.
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Kim Tairi (ia/she/her) Nā te mea he Māori ahau ia rā ia rā @kimtairi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The veil between the employed and the unemployed is very thin. Do you want to be treated with dignity? Don’t vote for National #nzpol
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Alan (not ekshully a B'Stard) @alans-world.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#NZpol This scumbag govt doesn't get people as actual human beings. And the poorest? Ah. Mere line items. "Errors" on a spreadsheet mucking up the look of self-serving KPIs. It's ALL deliberate because WE KNOW this DOESN'T FUCKING WORK and *THEY KNOW* WE KNOW IT DOESN'T — but THEY'LL DO IT ANYWAY.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
💥🤣🤣👍
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Yorrike. @yorrike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We’ve all been there. You’re stumbling home drunk and you have to nip into the bushes because you’re busting for a weave.
A flax or harekeke bush that’s had one of its long leaves weaved into a circular mesh about the size of a tea saucer.
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He’s less funny than Musk.
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Am I right in surmising that Louise Upston is a vile piece of shit? “We acknowledge that children that grow up in welfare-dependant households do worse. So we’ll take $24 a week off their parents.” No carrots for you - just sticks.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Okay, one last time. 'THERE' refers to a place, 'THEY'RE' means 'they are' and 'THEIR' is a possessive adjective. It’s not difficult, for crying out load.
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Eccentric eccentric eccentric- fucking hell!
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A reallye goode part of paradyse wolde be a place wher you get to go to all the restaurantes you loved that closid a long tyme ago
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thought so…
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes - and make great hot chocolate. No powder.
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s your task to prove me wrong. I’ve never had better. As a reasonable alternative: www.sanza.co.uk/new_zealand_... followed by www.whittakers.co.nz/en_NZ/recipe... - much lauded by Saint Nigella.
sanza.co.uk
Whittakers - New Zealand
The New Zealand Whittakers shop. Buy online. Next Day UK Delivery! Find your favourites like Whittakers Peanut Slab, Whittakers Creamy Milk Chocolate Block, Whittakers Creamy Milk Slab, Whittakers Ban...
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It is the best.
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s a tease, because it’s out of stock and you would have to visit anyway, but: www.schoc.co.nz?s=Hot+chocol... You would really, really, really love this.
schoc.co.nz
You searched for Hot chocolate - Schoc Chocolates
© Schoc Chocolates | Greytown, Wairarapa, NZ
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As an aside: the Lady In The Van disappeared from his drive for a short period and Bennett thinks she moved to the West Country. I’m sure it was her I saw regularly in Bath, where I then lived, sitting in a wheelchair moving herself around by her feet.
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Archer’s resignation from the London mayoral race after it was revealed he lied in court was the thing that got Paul Foot up from his sickbed and contributing again, having first started chronicling Archer’s lies and misdemeanours in 1969. From the Private Eye archive. Issue 992, December 1999.
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Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This too shall pass.
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