Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 9hAge yourself with a childhood crush.I was seven or eight. 140
Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 12hIt’s not the first time. Thatcher left t’ UK worse than she found it too. 171
Reposted by Laurie FlemingKuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 10/10/2026A population of nearly 350 million & still no one seems capable of removing him from office 2427036
Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 15hI will comfortably never visit that ridiculous country ever again. 141
Reposted by Laurie FlemingAnna McMartin/The End is Naenae @annamcmartin.bsky.social · 20hMōrena friends. If you didn't catch it yesterday, here's a follow-up story to something I wrote earlier, partly inspired by Nicky Hager's new book. I’ve left uncensored language to show the character of some of the people I'm talking about. the-end-is-naenae.ghost.io/first-do-no-...the-end-is-naenae.ghost.ioFirst do no harmA troubling tale has a troubling sequel. Be aware some of the language quoted in this post is offensive. I’ve left it uncensored because I want readers to make their own judgements about the character... 052
Reposted by Laurie FlemingMei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence. 47154965088
Reposted by Laurie FlemingDan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 09/10/2026Book Hero also threatening the sustainability of many local independent book retailers through predatory pricing. 02210
Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I regret that I have only two votes to give (both Green). 040
Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’m equivocal about Curia polls. On one hand Farrar is an utter scrote, but on the other generally the results are in line with others. Until…a friend who is politically astute was rung for a poll a week ago. They were taken aback at how overtly and blatantly pro-Act it was. Nah, fuck’em. 131
Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“Look, don’t play games with me, sunshine. You’re misquoting me, and you know it.” Unless the questioner is Kim Hill and he wets himself. 120
Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Oooh - I know this one. It’s t’ Greens, isn’t it? Cos virtually everyone, well everyone that matters, won’t have their taxes increased. 050
Reposted by Laurie FlemingKrystal Chandelier @krystalchandelier.bsky.social · 07/10/2026ACT getting 5x as much in donations as the Green party but still polling at about 2/3 of the Greens really shows how hard right wingers have to work for people to actually like them. Imagine if a left wing party had that kind of money. Imagine if right wingers couldn't splurge money like that. 0248
Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 08/10/2026www.1news.co.nz/2021/06/17/w...1news.co.nzWinston Peters says NZ must speed up its Covid-19 vaccine rolloutPeters spoke to Australian media today and said the rollout wasn't going fast enough for his liking. 1103
Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’ve started saying “Fuck off” ten seconds into the news. 6331
Reposted by Laurie FlemingKim Tairi (ia/she/her) Nā te mea he Māori ahau ia rā ia rā @kimtairi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The veil between the employed and the unemployed is very thin. Do you want to be treated with dignity? Don’t vote for National #nzpol 012227
Reposted by Laurie FlemingAlan (not ekshully a B'Stard) @alans-world.bsky.social · 08/10/2026#NZpol This scumbag govt doesn't get people as actual human beings. And the poorest? Ah. Mere line items. "Errors" on a spreadsheet mucking up the look of self-serving KPIs. It's ALL deliberate because WE KNOW this DOESN'T FUCKING WORK and *THEY KNOW* WE KNOW IT DOESN'T — but THEY'LL DO IT ANYWAY. 23013
Reposted by Laurie FlemingYorrike. @yorrike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026We’ve all been there. You’re stumbling home drunk and you have to nip into the bushes because you’re busting for a weave. 412226
Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Am I right in surmising that Louise Upston is a vile piece of shit? “We acknowledge that children that grow up in welfare-dependant households do worse. So we’ll take $24 a week off their parents.” No carrots for you - just sticks. 2162
Reposted by Laurie FlemingGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Okay, one last time. 'THERE' refers to a place, 'THEY'RE' means 'they are' and 'THEIR' is a possessive adjective. It’s not difficult, for crying out load. 4436
Reposted by Laurie FlemingChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026A reallye goode part of paradyse wolde be a place wher you get to go to all the restaurantes you loved that closid a long tyme ago 1224324
Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It’s your task to prove me wrong. I’ve never had better. As a reasonable alternative: www.sanza.co.uk/new_zealand_... followed by www.whittakers.co.nz/en_NZ/recipe... - much lauded by Saint Nigella.sanza.co.ukWhittakers - New ZealandThe New Zealand Whittakers shop. Buy online. Next Day UK Delivery! Find your favourites like Whittakers Peanut Slab, Whittakers Creamy Milk Chocolate Block, Whittakers Creamy Milk Slab, Whittakers Ban... 130
Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It’s a tease, because it’s out of stock and you would have to visit anyway, but: www.schoc.co.nz?s=Hot+chocol... You would really, really, really love this.schoc.co.nzYou searched for Hot chocolate - Schoc Chocolates© Schoc Chocolates | Greytown, Wairarapa, NZ 120
Laurie Fleming @laurief.bsky.social · 06/10/2026As an aside: the Lady In The Van disappeared from his drive for a short period and Bennett thinks she moved to the West Country. I’m sure it was her I saw regularly in Bath, where I then lived, sitting in a wheelchair moving herself around by her feet. 010
Reposted by Laurie FlemingPrivate Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Archer’s resignation from the London mayoral race after it was revealed he lied in court was the thing that got Paul Foot up from his sickbed and contributing again, having first started chronicling Archer’s lies and misdemeanours in 1969. From the Private Eye archive. Issue 992, December 1999. 311482461