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Julia Alonzo

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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 13h
I AM USUALLY SO BAD AT THIS GAME BUT LOOK AT WHAT I DID www.maptap.gg October 3 97🔥 99🔥 94🏅 98🔥 95🏅 Final score: 963
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Update: Jack has decided to name it Spooky Season and he is currently looking up Halloween craft videos on YouTube for us to do together 🥹🥹🥹
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Currently soliciting titles for the three (3) weeks of solo parenting I have starting on Saturday. When @livingboyinny.bsky.social solo parented a few years ago when I had a 3 week long trial, they called it Dudes Rock, which I have been told is unacceptable for a mom and son solo parenting journey
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft 
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like I am going to throw up (complimentary)
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
About to see the Resident Evil movie and is it bad if the Alamo preshow package is already scaring me
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every New Yorker’s nightmare is not being victim to the crime or whatever garbage Fox News reports, but the subway bag story that came out today
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The security guard at my office also watches Lanterns and we just had a very intense pre 9am conversation
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God that episode of lanterns made me really fucking sad
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I regret to inform you
The jets game is over so I can watch the last four minutes of this game, please enjoy my descent into madness
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Honestly, it’s a gift that I can’t watch the Commanders play the Seahawks today
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A German word for the feeling you get when you want to see a piece of art, culture, etc. but you are also a little scared of seeing it because you know it will make you cry
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Same energy
Cleveland! by Taylor swift Jeb!
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There was an attempt star
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is nightshades one word or two
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
-________________-
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Someone said to me today that “we are entering a post-literate society” and I’m sure people who study these things have heard that phrase before but Jesus Christ did it shake me to my core
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not sure what it says about me that the only thing in the last 3 years that has made me even consider running for my kid’s school’s PTA is to get it to stop using AI slop posters to announce events
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every day we stray further from god’s light
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I feel extreme kinship with the other women shopping at the Times Square Loft before 9am on a weekday who have also, while commuting to their office, discovered they have a stain on their outfit and/or decided they hate what they’re wearing
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is how I truly feel in my soul
My top ten tv shows. I will defend each of these shows with my whole heart
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just had the thought, completely out of nowhere, that I feel like an NPC in my own life. Seems fine and not concerning
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This did not age well 😭
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jayden Daniels is too good for the rest of this team
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Starting a campaign to call WVU a directional Virginia, who is with me
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What a silly football day
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Normal kid: draws houses, people, animals. My kid: “MOM CAN I DRAW A PICTURE OF THE MONSTER THAT PEOPLE THINK MADE THE BLOOP SOUND”
A drawing of some sort of very large sea creature with a gaping mouth
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Serious question: has anyone considered showing Trump Terminator 2
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
WE DID IT, WE FUCKING DID IT
Screenshot of my weather app saying it is 58 degrees in Brooklyn
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
FUCK CAPE COD!
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
WE DID IT
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Folks I am very overstimulated rn
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My toxic trait is assuming this will be the Commanders but no one actually thinks they will be pretty good
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My kid’s birthday party doesn’t start for 2 and a half hours and I’m already exhausted
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yikes on bikes
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I have no actual rooting interest in this game but one of my work nemeses is a Texas fan, so this is pretty great for me
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“I think Texas is going to win because it has a cool shape. Also, I’m pretty much done with Ohio. There are lots of jokes that my friends say that end with ‘Down in Ohio’ and I’m like, bruh. No.” Get my kid on game day
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today I got to that magical stage with a relatively new coworker where we both felt comfortable talking shit about someone else to each other. A beautiful feeling of solidarity and relief
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I regret to inform everyone I have discovered a new clothing brand that I cannot afford but I deeply desire
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My child just told me he wants to be a YouTuber for Halloween. OPEN THE SCHOOLS
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Everyone needs to chill the fuck out
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Purge: ACC
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just take the stadium out, blow on it, then put it back in and try again
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When you figure out who the real Manhunter is
Nathan fielder looking at Elizabeth Holmes
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I ain’t reading all that meme
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Holy shit
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
THIS IS SO STUPID I AM SO GLAD ITS BACK
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh my GOD
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
*extreme Backstreet Boys voice* “Am I directional? (Yea-ah)”
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Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“Let’s go to the Food Lion Food for Thought segment” and people say the ACC is dying
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