Now with dance mode! @lauramarie.bsky.social · 5hLiberty Biberty is a Tribble, and you cannot tell me otherwise 081
Now with dance mode! @lauramarie.bsky.social · 5hI've never worked in a restaurant (aside from a week as a singing hostess at the Macaroni Grill), but this sketch has so many random details, it makes me laugh youtu.be/IbvbF0L9tJgyoutu.beThe Kids in The Hall: Dipping AreasYouTube video by Eric Testroete 031
Now with dance mode! @lauramarie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026He's my friend (and a whole lot more) who gets no respect 060
Reposted by Now with dance mode!Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you 922716359
Now with dance mode! @lauramarie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I want a season of GBBO that's all of the contestants who've been sent home first. Some people want an All-Star season. I want everyone who's finished last. It's less intimidating 020
Reposted by Now with dance mode!Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We here at the newsdesk are getting reports that the leaked Eminem song may indeed be a fake. We will keep you updated with further developments as they come in. 9410102
Now with dance mode! @lauramarie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Just deleted a post because I was commenting on something that I'm now unsure is actually real. Such is being on Al Gore's Internet 110
Reposted by Now with dance mode!Andrew Coleman Francis @andrewcfrancis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Catholics don't believe that dogs have immortal souls, but Anthropic expected the Pope to believe that a concatenation of Reddit posts is going to heaven? 0157
Reposted by Now with dance mode!Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The problem isn’t that they’re moving past it—it’s that they’re trying to rehabilitate it. Would be better for everyone if people who don’t want to engage with the facts just talked about the play on the field and left it at that. 1033721584
Reposted by Now with dance mode!Josh Sternberg @joshsternberg.com · 02/10/2026"In disclosures buried in securities filings, [Meta] warns that billions in tax savings are vulnerable to being overturned by the I.R.S., in large part because of “uncertainties with our research tax credits.”" www.nytimes.com/2026/09/30/t...nytimes.comHow Meta Uses A.I. Data Centers to Avoid Billions in Federal Taxes (Gift Article)Meta is exploiting a lucrative tax break intended to support research and experimentation. Its own accountants say the gambit is risky. 03114
Now with dance mode! @lauramarie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Can't wait until she replaces the token liberal on The Five 000
Reposted by Now with dance mode!DC Books to Prisons @dcbookstoprisons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026@bannedbooksweek.bsky.social starts Sunday. The most restrictive book bans are at prisons, where society’s forgotten have been stashed and policies implemented with no public voice. All week books bought for us from our independent bookstore wish lists will be cash matched. Go here - linktr.ee/dcbtp 052
Reposted by Now with dance mode!Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026That’s sad. I also nearly stopped my neighbor’s house from burning down, when I got ticked off at the arsonist. But I didn’t, instead I gave him matches and lighter fluid. But I was kinda peeve for a bit, there! This makes me look good. 1257197
Reposted by Now with dance mode!Jake Rudh @jakerudh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Siouxsie Sioux and Ice-T at the 1991 Lollapalooza. 1035138
Reposted by Now with dance mode!Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026[P] When the Curb credits theme hits 1121
Now with dance mode! @lauramarie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I just completed a required training on back safety and scored a 100% on the quiz. My former gifted kid ass looks at this as getting an A+ on back injury prevention 040
Reposted by Now with dance mode!Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“What’s your favorite song, Dennis?” “Dennis.Music.64904572.v3.” “I don’t think I’ve heard that one.” 516316
Reposted by Now with dance mode!Rebekah is Pro-Choice @rebekahwriter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Fun story: the treasurer for Brenda Diaz’s campaign is one of the plaintiffs in Mahmoud v. Taylor. That’s right! Brenda hangs out with the people who sued MCPS over books with LGBTQ+ themes. And she wants to oversee our schools? Nope. Vote for Omar Lazo! 0168
Reposted by Now with dance mode!Dan Chibnall @bookowl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The guy at MLB HQ who made the Oppo Taco commercial watching all of us writhe and scream like Odysseus tied to the mast as his ship passed the Sirens 2102
Reposted by Now with dance mode!Internet Archive @archive.org · 29/09/2026What's on your bookshelf that the Internet Archive doesn't have? There's an app for that. Scan a book's barcode or ISBN to see whether the Internet Archive needs it for preservation and digitization. Scan your shelves. Save a book. help.archive.org/help/donate-... 🧵 14375215
Reposted by Now with dance mode!Sadly Rutschman @flannelgoddess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oh shit the White Sox are literally on a mission from God 10395123
Reposted by Now with dance mode!Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports. 274128272111
Reposted by Now with dance mode!Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Think it rocks that Hallmark is doing a slow motion, one entry per year version of Defector’s Why Your Team Sucks series. Would call it Why Your Team Fucks if it were anyone but Hallmark doing it. 925433
Reposted by Now with dance mode!St. Louis Public Radio @stlpublicradio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If Missouri House Rep. Keri Ingle wins her Missouri Senate race, Democrats would need to flip one more seat to break the GOP supermajority. Hear thoughts on November's ballot items in this episode of "Politically Speaking:"buff.lyFacing formula changes, state Senate candidate Keri Ingle wants Missouri to better fund schoolsThe Lee’s Summit Democrat is running to be the next state senator for the 8th District, which includes Blue Springs. 061
Reposted by Now with dance mode!Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I think some Dems might sneak by in a wave year election running these anti-trans ads that abandon an entire section of the population, but they won't be able to outrun it with Democratic voters longterm. The more time goes on, the more likely they are to know a trans person. A permanent duncecap. 261342154
Reposted by Now with dance mode!jen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 28/09/2026funniest possible outcomes: Padres-White Sox (Catholicism match up) Brewers-White Sox (there's an angel/devil joke in here somewhere) Cubs-Guardians (opening up the hot tub time machine to 2016 and undoing its crimes) 5383
Now with dance mode! @lauramarie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Such a good use of the Tim Robinson in a hot dog costume meme here 020
Now with dance mode! @lauramarie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I know I'm stating the obvious, but cars are expensive! I have been getting some sort of work done on my car (and this past weekend, I got a lost key fob replaced) for the past three weekends. Somehow, I only spent a little over $1,000 combined for all that, so it could be worse 000
Reposted by Now with dance mode!John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There obviously isn’t a caravan at the border but if there were I would probably be inclined to blame the party that has had full control of the federal government for almost two years 24210
Now with dance mode! @lauramarie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Don't sleep on McDonald's breakfast burrito y'all 130
Reposted by Now with dance mode!James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We've come to the part of the music discourse where we're finding people on Myspace who say they like everything except for country and rap 1413
Reposted by Now with dance mode!Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is the former culture critic in me talking, but: I think nobody should ever have to check out a thing they're not going to like -- there's all kinds of shit I'll never engage with -- but generally being proud of one's ignorance of a cultural object is just kinda shitty! 31018
Reposted by Now with dance mode!James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ella "Langley" is obviously a CIA op aimed at making Bluesky look out of touch after conservatives took the L on The Odyssey earlier in the summer. 3874
Reposted by Now with dance mode!DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 27/09/2026If you feel bad about your football team, just remember the Browns are above .500, that'll make you feel even worse 814124
Now with dance mode! @lauramarie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Murphy Brown was once so popular that the Vice President of the United States publicly criticized the show for featuring a lead character opting to have a baby out of wedlock (which was pretty controversial in the early '90s). 010
Now with dance mode! @lauramarie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A lot of people on this app think they're too good for country music. Yes, a lot of modern pop country sucks, but that is not the totality of country! Y'all never watched Ken Burns' Country Music miniseries, and it shows (I have only caught bits and pieces myself, and I need to change that) 110
Reposted by Now with dance mode!Josh Sternberg @joshsternberg.com · 27/09/2026Lots of great quotes here but now I’m thinking why Billy S didn’t use “fuck” at all. Historians have found usage as early as the 14th century… www.medievalists.net/2023/08/earl...medievalists.netThe earliest use of the F-word - Medievalists.netAn English historian has come across the word 'fuck' in a court case dating to the year 1310, making it the earliest known reference to the swear word. 073
Reposted by Now with dance mode!Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 25/09/2026It’s really stunning how the USA has so swiftly shifted from being one of the most techno-optimistic and tech-industry-loving countries on earth, to a country where most people seem to assume - not incorrectly, at least in many cases - that tech is out to get them. 641585292
Reposted by Now with dance mode!Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026yeah I very much think they are inventing robot wife-servants because they’re mad human women have better options than wife-servant now I think all the time about that guy who said male clients kept flirting with his automated scheduler because the software defaulted to a female name 11186268
Reposted by Now with dance mode!James Downie @jamescdownie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Big ruling from the Sixth Circuit: "A US appeals court on Friday ruled against the prediction markets operator Kalshi, saying states can regulate its so-called event contracts under their gambling laws....It also said federal law did not preempt Ohio's or Tennessee's gambling laws."reuters.comUS appeals court rules against Kalshi, says states can regulate prediction marketsA US appeals court on Friday ruled against the prediction markets operator Kalshi, saying states can regulate its so-called event contracts under their gambling laws. 196