Reposted by Call Me SamJeff Nichols @backwardsriver.bsky.social · 06/10/2026live in OAK PARK the people place, 1976 0263
Reposted by Call Me SamKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026His vocabulary is so limited it’s like reading a transcript of Koko, the gorilla who knew sign language, if Koko were a white nationalist 25950871107
Reposted by Call Me SamIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 14780801990
Reposted by Call Me SamPrasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/20265 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables 833651922
Reposted by Call Me SamChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Bene Gesserit: "Put your righte hande yn the box" Me [figuringe out wher to put my iced coffee] 1461393
Reposted by Call Me SamThe Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026Dad Races Outside To Witness Delivery Of Neighbor’s Mulch theonion.com/dad-races-outside-to-w… 281561135
Reposted by Call Me SamSilver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I know I’m getting older because they rearranged my most frequented grocery store and I am so mad about it. 102114249
Reposted by Call Me SamSeth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026They can self-regulate, says the guy who shares a porn accountability app with his son. 1464201927
Reposted by Call Me SamIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran would one hundred percent hide a zombie bite. 23663554
Reposted by Call Me Samderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026When they eventually make a movie about this time, please don't put the male politicians in good suits. IMO, the ugly, low rent tailoring should be part of the story. 381217652546
Reposted by Call Me SamNFL Daily News @insidenflnews.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Stefon Diggs first Commanders TD, first Commanders celebration penalty 6549
Reposted by Call Me SamTom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026From The Great Gatsby over 100 years ago. Incredibly dated now. 32580686
Reposted by Call Me SamRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026When you’ve lost Aaron Rodgers … 2162040444
Reposted by Call Me SamThe Onion @theonion.com · 08/09/2026Americans Celebrate 10 Millionth ‘Bring Yourself To Work Day theonion.com/americans-celebrate-10… 81427159
Reposted by Call Me SamThe Onion @theonion.com · 04/09/2026This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Home Heeled Advantage theonion.com/home-heeled-advantage 314319788
Call Me Sam @lathamrocks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026"See the TURTLE of Enormous Girth, On his shell he holds the Earth. His thought is slow, but always kind. He holds us all within his mind. On his back all vows are made; He sees the truth but mayn't aid. He loves the land and loves the sea, And even loves a child like me." 120
Reposted by Call Me SamNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I think people catching measles then dying is bad, and that the govt should see zero measles deaths as the goal—like America had until recently—rather than see measles as a positive, culling the population of people with other health conditions. Sorry to get so partisan, but that’s how I feel. 11714147
Reposted by Call Me SamAndromeda @ulveheksa.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Questionnaire by Wendell Berry 91398509
Call Me Sam @lathamrocks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Made some chicken piccata last night, alongside some green beans from the garden and cous cous. 030
Reposted by Call Me SamMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 27/08/2026i keep learning about new WNBA players i would run through a wall for 333360321
Reposted by Call Me SamDefector @defector.com · 26/08/2026Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Chicago Bears defector.com/why-your-tea...defector.comWhy Your Team Sucks 2026: Chicago Bears | DefectorSome people are fans of the Chicago Bears. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Chicago Bears. This 2026 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so… 0467
Reposted by Call Me Samjoyce’s monster 🎃 @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026if you are a gay icon STAY INSIDE!!! it’s DANGEROUS OUT HERE!!!!! 2450241043
Reposted by Call Me SamMatt Ortega @mattortega.com · 25/08/2026Watters is intentionally being provocative to troll but he's also delivering the underlying message: This supposed "fight" to "protect" women's sports is a red herring to undermine women's sports in general. Remember, these are people who think women do not belong in the workforce. 23335108
Reposted by Call Me SamContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Birds feel the beat 1063153630
Reposted by Call Me SamAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/08/2026New in PN: "Suckers & losers" as policy "Trump doesn’t see himself as a public servant. Rather, he sees himself as a king, entitled to the reverence, awe, & lives of everyone he surveys. Servicemembers aboard the USS Lincoln should spend even longer at sea just to prove what a great job he's doing"publicnotice.co"Suckers and losers" as policyThe plight of the USS Lincoln lays bare Trump's disdain for the troops. 862187707
Reposted by Call Me SamChriSCREAMa Stephens (🐯🏈💜💛) @christinastephens.bsky.social · 15/08/2026“Well what do YOU want to watch?” “I want to watch football. I want to sit all Saturday m on the couch and watch football. I want to get incredibly mad about a game I don’t even really care about. I want to yell DOINK when a 19 year old misses a field goal.” 5593
Reposted by Call Me SamThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2026No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield 253092433
Reposted by Call Me Samderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I enjoyed this. ordinaryabundance.comordinaryabundance.comOrdinary AbundanceA walk through a modern apartment, through the eyes of the people for whom everything in it was new. 753424910
Reposted by Call Me SamSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 12/08/2026AI Guy Asks AI To Help Him Read Difficult Books 5673962180
Reposted by Call Me SamGillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 11/08/2026Bottom line: Americans unwittingly became decoys because President Trump wanted to use his new toy in a way it wasn’t meant to be used. Taking the Qatari plane, which hasn’t been equipped for self-defense, to a country that borders Iran was careless and dangerous both to himself and others. 139385
Reposted by Call Me SamGillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 11/08/2026As noted further down in the story, "Air Force One" is actually a callsign, not a specific plane. Any plane the president is on is AF1. I get a president having to fly incognito, like when Biden went to Ukraine. But to call something AF1 that *wasn't* AF1 -- AND FOR THAT TO LEAK -- seems bad? 6572141
Reposted by Call Me SamAlbert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026You can't predict the turns this sentence takes. Extreme heat is threatening Italy’s “cheese banks,” where hundreds of thousands of Parmigiano-Reggiano wheels are stored as loan collateral. fortune.com/2026/08/10/i...fortune.comItaly's $4.7 billion cheese economy is feeling the heat as climate change threatens its cheese banks that hold Parmigiano wheels as loan collateral | FortuneExtreme heat is straining the vaults that hold Parmigiano wheels as loan collateral, and economists say the damage runs wider than the vault 821963783
Reposted by Call Me SamJB Pritzker @jbpritzker.bsky.social · 17/07/2026"Lies and the Lying Liar Who Tells Them." Read my latest article on Substack. 916027
Reposted by Call Me SamAnna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026You could definitely give these people a Trojan Horse and they’d be like “wow a big horse thank you” www.nytimes.com/2026/07/09/u...nytimes.comNew Air Force One Lacks Defensive Countermeasures of Previous Model, Officials Say 26379491477
Reposted by Call Me SamAtlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with 360159443255
Reposted by Call Me SamSK Winnicki, PhD 🏳️⚧️ @skwinnicki.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Both totally unnecessary and extremely funny that the Guardian has an interactive graphic for you to change the color of the US flag's blue to the color of the Reflecting Pool from 8 to 19 June and counting 139143273648
Reposted by Call Me Samdepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 01/06/2026it has come to my attention that busytown is anti pig 834574873
Reposted by Call Me Samb3ta @b3ta.com · 05/05/2026Blessings of Beltane be upon you, b3ta. Artist: Captain Howdy b3ta.com/board/11427857 08624
Reposted by Call Me SamKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 23/04/2026The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important. 1390208642052
