Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 6hThe sun is shining. The SUN is shining. I don’t remember the last time I saw the sun?! 000
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 22hI was too tired to stay at work, so I came home to rest, but apparently I am also too tired to nap. 100
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Me but with winestatic.klipy.comWinnie the Pooh: Flood Warning with HoneyALT: Winnie the Pooh: Flood Warning with Honey 000
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’ve been trying really hard to go to sleep earlier and I’m so tired but I’m afraid if I go to sleep I’m going to wake up underwater 110
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The worst part about all this rain is that my garage is under attack of these MASSIVE earthworms. They squeeze themselves under the door or along the crack in the middle of the floor and it is so gross anytime I leave or come home. 130
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Find me a coffee shop that allows their regular, plain coffee drinkers to slip behind the counter and pour their own coffee instead of waiting in line, and I will be their most loyal customer 041
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I just learned it is National Coffee Day, and I feel even worse. Like I forgot my best friend’s birthday. 040
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I forgot my coffee at home. RIP to all the people who have to talk to me today. 050
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’ve used the elevator 4 times today, and every time I pushed the button, the doors opened immediately in front of me. I am God’s favored one. 050
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think I went a little overboard with the bleach while I was cleaning and the fumes burned the inside of my nose and now everything smells funny 130
Reposted by Silver SarahKevin the Pikachu @kap3692.bsky.social · 26/09/2026autumn is the best season 2112
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A hair mask, the fancy facial routine, a glass of wine, and a romcom are doing WONDERS for morale in these parts 030
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The first shower after you chop your hair and you automatically pour out shampoo for your old hair length but now it’s entirely too much for your new length so you’re just standing there with a handful of soap like 😶🌫️ 070
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Where was all this rain this summer? In all of August and September, I think it’s rained more days than it hasn’t. I am all wet. Turning into a mermaid. 140
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The top of the bun makes a better bottom of the bun than the bottom of the bun does. 110
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Making a cozy soup Setting out fall decorations 2005 Pride and Prejudice As one does on the first day of fall 150
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 19/09/20269/19: HP & Sorcerer’s Stone 9/26: HP & Chamber of Secrets 10/3: HP & Prisoner of Azkaban 10/10: HP & Goblet of Fire 10/17: HP & Order of Phoenix 10/24: HP & Half Blood Prince 10/30: HP & Deathly Hallows Pt1 10/31: HP & Deathly Hallows Pt2 Movie night countdown to Halloween?! 020
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026$50 to fill up my little Hyundai, I’m going to be sick 040
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I know I’m getting older because they rearranged my most frequented grocery store and I am so mad about it. 102114449
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Watching King Kong but I keep getting the plot mixed up with The Producers. 030
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Someone brought BombPops to the office back in July, and I guess there was some leftover bc I just found a box in our freezer. I don’t think anyone else remembers or knows about them. It’s just me and my Secret BombPopsstatic.klipy.comBomb Pop Color Change AnimationALT: Bomb Pop Color Change Animation 160
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It is a chilly, rainy day and that is my very favorite kind of day. What should I bake, and what kind of soup should I make? 240
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Me: *turns on game to see when parents might be coming home* Opposing team: *immediately scores a touchdown* Me: Aaaahhhh I’m cursed turn it off! 020
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 13/09/2026There’s not much that can top the feeling of having a small child fall asleep in your arms 060
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I love Husker football season. Not because I like going to games, but because my friends ask me to babysit their kids while they go to the games, and we all have our own kind of fun. 010
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Trying not to be personally offended by how far I have to scroll to find my birth year. 0111
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My sister homeschools her kids, and today she showed us a co-op they’re going to do 2x/week. It’s a cozy renovated home and they have outdoor classes & learn gardening, sewing & leather crafting, pottery, baking/cooking, woodworking, and like, can I sign up for a co-op too? 030
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Did everyone schedule every social event for this coming Saturday? I got invited to 5 things, this hasn’t happened since before Covid. 020
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I’m not sure when or why I started doing this, but having breakfast pizza on an American holiday like Memorial Day, Labor Day, July 4th etc, has become a tradition in my life. I don’t hate it. 2139115
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 07/09/2026An outdoor volleyball game getting cancelled due to the court being too slippery from the humidity is the most hilariously Nebraska thing ever. 100
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Does anyone have a walk-in freezer I can move into until summer is over? 020
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Midwest potlucks are a tricky thing to navigate when you have an aversion to olives and ranch dressing 010
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My coworker, after observing me work with a very difficult client over the phone: “Your voice was so respectful and soothing, but your face was about to murder them.” 030
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Last week, the forecast showed the first week of September as being in the mid 80’s. Sometime around Sunday, this changed to being in the high 90’s. Everyone call the weather people and tell them to CHANGE IT BACK. 010
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Tonight I attended a wake for my friend’s dad, who died very suddenly last week. This comes a few years after her mom died, also very suddenly. Her dad recently remarried & they were going to celebrate their first anniversary today. Tomorrow they bury him. Please pray for them. 0150
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 30/08/2026At this point, I am waiting for the FDA to recall air. 000
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Now that a lot of my friends are married with kids, it is wild to go to gatherings and see these small versions of my friends running around. 030
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This is exactly like when Elon renamed Twitter to X. We’re all still gonna call it Lake Ontario lol 000
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I melted a little butter and brown sugar together with a couple drops of vanilla, then threw in a diced peach to get all soft and syrupy and then spooned it warm over ice cream and Oh My Gosh 130
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I want to go home. Someone write me a convincing permission slip to get out of work 010
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Store run: Me: *purchases 1 item totaling $3.69* Me: I bet I can pay that in cash! Do I have $.69?! Me: *digs through purse and somehow finds $.69 in nickels and pennies* Me: Yay I did it! Me: *grabs receipt* Me: *drives home* Me: *forgets purchased item in the checkout line* 070
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 24/08/2026This is incredibly bothersome and I’m worried people are gonna think I’m flirting with them because I keep winking lol 010
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 24/08/2026It’s just me and my 1 contact lens against the world 020
Silver Sarah @silversarahj.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I woke up from a dream that was completely fictional but so upsetting that I’m actually so upset in real life even though nothing really happened and I feel that should be illegal on a Monday 000
