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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 5h
no, if you have any medical treatment and claim on it, they'll pull your medical history from your GP's surgery and you're not covered if you lied
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 5h
i guess normal people never visit doctors because pre existing conditions for travel insurance seem to mean any doctor visit in the last 2-5 years and these quotes are insane
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 10h
need a flannel shirt in the trans flag colours
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 12h
I made it onto the cat calendar again 
Picture of a grey British shorthair cat with golden eyes 
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Longtime readers will be aware that Gary is a vegan chicken nugget as well as a perfectly iced cinnamon roll, but what you may not know is that he is also a mushroom bao bun 
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Same
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Haha thanks and thank god I can delete lol. Good call on notifications, need to challenge my core beliefs around this
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
discussed this w someone earlier and the response about archer was 'if he'd said it himself i wouldn't have believed it'. heh
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i would def have to be a life coach and not a therapist. and this only happened because there's been a lot of nearly friend group ending incidents and it was either get real w the person about the root cause and hope it helped, or accept we'd go our separate ways, so i kind of felt i had to
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
problems the party has: a) grassroots organisational structure/culture without filtering mechanism for cranks or message discipline controls b) doesn't know how to properly integrate corbynist refugees and clearly articulate green socialism c) hq needed to professionalise faster than was possible
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
really one of the stupidest politics things i've ever seen. and palestine is no safer because of it. good work guys
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
not going to comment further on it but i knew the gr**n party thing would go this way and i don't know how the party is ever really going to get its act together
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
looking forward to enjoying the fall weather when i get to indiana next week
temps in the 70s and 80s
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Status Coup News @statuscoupnews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"We're talking about 18 year olds that just want to graduate. People that are being fed curdled milk & worms." We're LIVE from NJ statehouse as anti-ICE protesters DEMAND Governor Mikie Sherrill stop stalling and act to shut down Delaney Hall ICE prison
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tichodroma @feathertrail.net · 05/10/2026
The public demo of Feather Trail will be going live on Steam for this event! Very excited to share what I've been cooking with all of you, especially folks who've watched this grow from a janky prototype years ago. #gamedev #birds
"Feather Trail" banner overlaying a mountain landscape and with portraiture of a red-tailed hawk and dark-eyed junco
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
being the interpersonally highest functioning member of a friend group seems to involve a lot of work that if performed by a therapist or mediator would be chargeable
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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😭😭😭
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A) hell yeah b) that is the cutest sheep breed
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Back in bed. “This is what I was born to do”
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sometimes i worry that the extent of my affection for lying down, resting and sleeping means there's something wrong with me
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
puff creatures have so much to offer me
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The marbled polecat (Vormela peregusna) looks like a ferret dressing up as a cheetah for Halloween. They're native to a semi-desert grassland strip from Eastern Europe to Central Asia. Like a skunk, they can spray a foul-smelling fluid from anal glands. Let's talk about them. (📷: Petra Prager)
A marbled polecat photo from Petra Prager.  It looks almost exactly like a ferret, but the arched back is sort of orange with brown dots on it similar to a cheetah, and the head has a white stripe that reminds me of a skunk, with a long floofy tail and dark limbs.  This one looks alert and at rest.
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love those too, great Pyrenees is my fave breed
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sorry! But I love Pomeranians!
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
two mini gluten free mince pies for breakfast 👍
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did she say how?
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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I actually do have one I need to hook up
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lmaoing
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That takes me back
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He’s really been scaling back lately
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Goodnight
Grey and white Gary cat watching Paul Hollywood eat a biscuit
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
lol
Capybara wearing a CPAP
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New Eminem verse dropped on his upcoming collab with Kid Rock, and imho it speaks deeply to a lot about what's going on with the world
[Verse 2: Eminem]
Politics this, politics that, wait a tick before you wear a red hat
People on the right deserve rights and that's right
People on the left left behind the rights that are left, right?
I voted sticker shining on my vest, got it real fresh
I picked it up at J Crew in their end of summer sales fest
We're dropping bombs instead of rhymes, don't you think it's time
To hold hands and be nice, instead of throwing hands every night?
Here's one bomb I'll drop, in the hopes that y'all will all stop
Charlie Kirk was a fan, wrote me once or twice before he was a man
And the crazy part that's real? He was the basis for when I wrote Stan
Damn (10x echoing to fade away) (air horn)
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I did get a full ride scholarship, but I did not get a full ride beef scholarship, and for that I will always feel inadequate 
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i do very infrequently have a meeting-call at one, but using this headset thing i have with a microphone that means i don't have to speak any louder than if i were chatting with someone i'd brought with me in person
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
which it seems like is mostly the case. i feel like laptopping from the cafe gets a bad name more from business dicks + mythology than from students, academics and non-business-dick email workers, which is mostly the constituency here
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
something i appreciate about here is that no one cares if cafes are full of laptops as long the laptop people buy things at frequently enough intervals or don't stay a ton of time
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Flats are back and this time they’re ugly as hell. Like really bad
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The ɅɅeech @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 02/10/2026
Anthropic trying to timeshare sell a bunch of religion nerds on their new computer god is the final form of american hucksterism www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/u...
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Religious Scholars Met With Anthropic. What They Heard Stunned Them. (Gift Article)
In a series of private meetings, the company consulted religious scholars to help instill morality into its A.I. models — and make the case that Claude could be conscious.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
like tears in rain
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While hentai (until now, I thought it was called manga) was on screen as part of search to prove 2 my wife tentacle porn exists, what....(1)
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...some to show her it was real. But I couldn't find any - & ended up w/ this. My family reads my twitter feed, so they know this is true.
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Sigh. Ok, I'm a dumbass. Believe it or not, my kids & I were trying to convince my wife that "tentacle porn" existed. I tried to find...(1)
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tail moment
Red fox on the patio with his back to the camera, displaying a full brush
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*up close ffs
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A strong use case
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BTW, they are even more beautiful or close. Perfect little doglets
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just took a sitting down shower. Anyone else on here fw those?
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I possibly should not have let a wild fox lick my hand, but then again sometimes when I’m on the bus in Birmingham, the person next to me is coughing in a worryingly consumptive manner, so
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So true
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supernaturally mysterious ape @lasers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This was really good
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