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Laserpferd

@laserpferd.dtun.de
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Kraut Space Magic. Enjoyer of video games 🕹️, scale modeling newbie🛩️, sci-fi enthusiast🛸, OSINT lurker🔍.

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Laserpferd @laserpferd.dtun.de · 34m
Bin beim Lesen in der Zeile verrutscht und habe überlegt wer wohl "die grünen Wölfe" sind 🤭
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 14h
anyone else feel like this
A digital illustration of a quetzalcoatlus perched on telephone wires among a flock of crows
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 18h
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Laserpferd @laserpferd.dtun.de · 4h
Dear @firefox.com : when I am on a website and I tap the URL bar, I want to edit the URL. I do not want an empty search bar and an obtuse context menu that requires additional clicks to edit the URL. Stop reinventing the wheel but worse.
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Laserpferd @laserpferd.dtun.de · 5h
Imma be real I do think people can change and atone for their sins but I also think if you're a sex offender you should probably not pursue a career as a public facing personality. What are you, a Republican?
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 13h
Did staying on X the everything site make people worse, or did people who were already worse stay there
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Laserpferd @laserpferd.dtun.de · 18h
Here's my attempt from last year, was a fun build. Definitely needs nose weight though, be warned bsky.app/profile/lase...
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Laserpferd @laserpferd.dtun.de · 22h
Das Ziel ist es ja, Grüne und SPD von einer Koalition abzuhalten. Die sind jetzt nicht für ihr felsenfestes Rückgrat gegenüber konservativem Medienaufschrei bekannt
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Laserpferd @laserpferd.dtun.de · 30/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/vcdg...
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DJ Khaled's Iconic 'Another One' Moment
ALT: DJ Khaled's Iconic 'Another One' Moment
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Laserpferd @laserpferd.dtun.de · 30/09/2026
Vielleicht sollten wir die abgezapften Milliarden nicht hauptsächlich in Rüstungsgüter investieren, die Jahrzehnte zu spät und viel zu teuer ausgeliefert werden, sondern in Schulen, Krankenhäuser, ÖPNV. Dann will vielleicht auch irgendwann jemand dieses Land und seine Demokratie verteidigen 🤷‍♂️
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Laserpferd @laserpferd.dtun.de · 30/09/2026
I think the average bluesky user has hopelessly optimistic ideas about what the average person consumes on their phone all day
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Krsto Lazarević @krstorevic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nur eine Woche nach Start des Tankrabbats wird bekannt, dass das Deutschlandticket wieder mal deutlich teurer werden soll. rp-online.de/politik/deut...
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Die Entscheidung fällt: Deutschlandticket wird teurer – das könnte der neue Preis sein
Noch kostet es 63 Euro. Sicher ist aber: Das Deutschlandticket wird erneut teurer. Für 2027 kursiert bereits eine Summe – beschlossen ist der Preis aber noch nicht. Eine Arbeitsgruppe von Bund und Län...
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A robot killing us all is tomorrow's bridge to cross if we ever get there. Billionaires poisoning information, education, entertainment, and our environment with slop is the most immediate threat.
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Kuro "Leigh" Ronin @kuroronin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Laserpferd @laserpferd.dtun.de · 30/09/2026
If James Bond was a necromancer, would he answer to Boney M?
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Laserpferd @laserpferd.dtun.de · 30/09/2026
One of the most undercooked things in Wardogs right now is the squad system. Squad list only shows up if you hit ESC, you can't even rename squads. Make them show up in the map/respawn menus and let leaders choose name & icon or straight up designate the type (inf, logistics, vehicle, mortar, etc)
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Laserpferd @laserpferd.dtun.de · 29/09/2026
born for the cook books forced to cook the books This fall on HBO
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Laserpferd @laserpferd.dtun.de · 29/09/2026
Are these by any chance of a size that would accommodate...say...a duck in a gas mask?
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Laserpferd @laserpferd.dtun.de · 29/09/2026
My gf got them for her birthday from people who I am pretty sure did not read what's on the package. It's not even the cheap option, it just tastes like Tamiya extra thin
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Laserpferd @laserpferd.dtun.de · 29/09/2026
They Edel on my Nuss until I Tropfen
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Laserpferd @laserpferd.dtun.de · 28/09/2026
In Germany, we don't say "I fucking despise you", we say "Hier, die sind für dich :) " and I think that's beautiful
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Rich. I'll do it Dreckly. ME/CFS @shadowcaster6656.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fiat Abarth finished for #ItaliaGB. A nice little kit from Tamiya, I did it as a stablemate for the Castrol Mini. As usual there are some things I could have done better, anyway here she is.
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
like buc ee's but not evil
fake logo with the above worm design in a red rectangle and "WORMMART" in blocky text underneath
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Laserpferd @laserpferd.dtun.de · 28/09/2026
Super Hornets under Pete Hegseth.png
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Prof.蛤 @hamaguri02.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ハセガワ 1/72 Jaguar FS.1 フランス向けに試作した、艦載型のジャギュアM試作機があるのですがそれをイギリスの配備機風にしてみました。脚が大きく違うのと主翼や尾翼面積が増えています。デカールやミサイルはハセのシーハリアーのものを流用。 ハセのジャギュアは古いキットですが良い出来のキットですね。
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Laserpferd @laserpferd.dtun.de · 28/09/2026
Honestly I would go in a heartbeat but I don't really have one of those extroverted otaku friends and I am too introverted to plan anything or go alone
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 27/09/2026
pandioncristatus on tumblr:

Higgledy piggledy,
King Ozymandias
rendered in stone with a
strident decree.
Says our dear traveller
(unsentimentally)
"All that remains is his
foot and his knee."
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Laserpferd @laserpferd.dtun.de · 24/09/2026
7 hours/1000 km of traveling by train in France: 0 minutes delay 2 minutes/less than 2km (!) of traveling by train in Germany: 30+ minutes stuck in transit
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Laserpferd @laserpferd.dtun.de · 24/09/2026
AoE2 was one of the last few remaining sources of goodwill and positive brand identity for anything Microsoft gaming related, so it makes sense they chuck the studio responsible straight into the bin
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Laserpferd @laserpferd.dtun.de · 24/09/2026
War Dogs is basically a scaled down Planetside 2 I wish anyone would try their hand at a Planetside 3 even though it's commercial suicide
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Laserpferd @laserpferd.dtun.de · 23/09/2026
There is only one argument against taking a "laissez-faire, anything goes" approach to ethnicity and it's called "being racist"
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Laserpferd @laserpferd.dtun.de · 22/09/2026
I always say this
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Laserpferd @laserpferd.dtun.de · 22/09/2026
If U-boats are not your thing, have some funky animals
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Laserpferd @laserpferd.dtun.de · 22/09/2026
Gearhead update: just had two Rafales fly past reeeeeal low, unfortunately didn't have time to take a photo 🤩
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Laserpferd @laserpferd.dtun.de · 21/09/2026
One for the gear heads: visited a Daphne class submarine turned museum (S 645 Flore) in Lorient
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Kampf mit Kette @kampfmitkette.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Laserpferd @laserpferd.dtun.de · 20/09/2026
Wie ich ohne Käse, Butter und Emmentaler-Chorizo-Brot abreise
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Laserpferd @laserpferd.dtun.de · 20/09/2026
Glaube die ist nach 9-10 Stunden Zugfahrt im Rucksack kein Genuss mehr 😭
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Laserpferd @laserpferd.dtun.de · 20/09/2026
CN meat Damn the French can cook
Salad with goat cheese and walnutsBeef skewer with fries and black pepper sauceTarte TatinSea bass with mashed potatoes
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Laserpferd @laserpferd.dtun.de · 20/09/2026
Bluesky video compression moment
Do I look like I know hwhat a jpeg is.jpg
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Laserpferd @laserpferd.dtun.de · 20/09/2026
Greetings from Point du Raz, Bretagne, as you can tell from the lack of posts I am having quite a good time for once
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Nellkyn @nellkyn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Away in East Anglia for an extended weekend. Today's outing was to the City of Norwich Aviation Museum. Very nice displays indoors and a grand mix outside. Wonderful volunteers, especially the chap who took me round the Nimrod. The collection includes complete planes, engines, and cockpits.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 18/09/2026
Fire is invented.
Fire is invented.
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Abraham Martinez @cuervoscuro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Barniz brillante y calcas para el AW Seahawk Airfix 1/72 de Gales. 1988 fue un año importante para mi porque entré a la secundaria y comencé a escribir mi diario, cosa que haría hasta el año 2000. #scalemodels #whatif
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ifylas.bsky.social @ifylas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#FinishedModels #HistScaleModels #ScaleModels And here is finished JAS39-D Gripen in doubleseat version. Chose czech version 🇨🇿, partly because its prominent tail art. Partly because czechs are our good neighbours🤍 My only regret is that i mixed main gray too dark (that color was in instructions)
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Laserpferd @laserpferd.dtun.de · 16/09/2026
Completely unrelated but this is still the best thing to come out of Macklemores music career youtu.be/m3tjLN1JutU
youtu.be
Stratholme - /v/ the Musical VII
YouTube video by TooMuchDog
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