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Laser Ninja Troll Ranger

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Digital Artist. #Resistance. #Screenwriting “Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.” — Frank Wilhoit

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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
“Loitering is not permitted in this area. Please proceed to a designated location. Thank you for your cooperation,” a surveillance machine tells a small cluster of National Guard members as they patrol the fenced off Reflecting Pool in the rain.
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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
this is a terrific opening paragraph for a dystopian pulp novel released in 1997
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Angelica Shalagina Official🇺🇦 @angel-shalagina.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Imagine explaining this Back in 2022: “We invaded Ukraine…” “…and now we spend our evenings Filming explosions at home.”🔥🔥
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 28/06/2026
"Its very emptiness is a human triumph of sorts, a reminder that we do still get to choose what shape the future will take. Collectively, we took a look at the metaverse, and with one voice we decided: not this." www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/ideas/techno...
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Life at the end of the metaverse
Mark Zuckerberg built a future that nobody wanted. Tech bosses are repeating his mistake
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Aftertaf at rest @aftertaf.theknowingbelievers.com · 28/06/2026
@dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social So simple yet eloquently put. This I had to share, the urge was too strong not to.
it doesn’t matter if you are a great artist and play the blues and make people cry. It’s what you do as a human being that counts at the end of the day.
A quote from Tom Cox’s book everything will swallow you
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Garthtoons by Garth German @garthtoons.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
We make pilots get licenses because there was evidence that untrained pilots were crashing. We didn’t do that from the start of airplane flying. SAVE Act is trying to solve a problem that doesn’t exist.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I hate it when you bang a hard right and all the crap on your dashboard comes flying down onto your lap and a minority of Christian fundys and racist chuds and rich fucks go rogue and strip away the ideals of a country you thought you knew
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Faulenz der Fleißige @fauli.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
He's not always right, but on this particular point, I agree with the News Nation chyron that
REP. MASSIE GOOD
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Jenny Tayla @jennytayla.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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CVJ @enuffsaysv.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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El Howieson @elhowieson.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Chasbell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🇮🇹🇨🇦 @chasbell.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Newshound411 @newshound411.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
There’s nothing like the sweet smell of failure in the morning.
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MAKS 26 👀🇺🇦 @maks23.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
🍿Fights over gasoline have begun in Russia.
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Jules⚖️📨 @northjules.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This is great! Add on 5 more. #Dogs #Cats 🦮🐈
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END EVERY REPUBLICAN @mlf3430.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
“THEY WILL LOOK YOU DEAD IN THE FACE AND SAY,, J6 RIOTERS WITH, GUNS, POLES, BATS, ETC WERE PATRIOTS, BUT AN ER NURSE WITH, A CAMERA, AND A REGISTERED FIREARM,, WAS A "DOMESTIC TERRORIST."
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Thomas A. Hammer @thomasahammer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"My popularity is none of your concern. I suggest you focus on yours.” --Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni
political cartoon by Bill Day.
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Sexual violence by Israeli forces has now been officially recognised as systematic, with the UN blacklisting Israel for its use against Palestinians. That grim finding, long considered an open secret, sparked a fierce confrontation at the UN. youtu.be/8bpCuetAryI?...
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UN added Israel to blacklist over sexual violence in war zones
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That Guy In Miami @thatguyinmiami.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The algea going to sign the MOU today
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Frosted Poptart @toastertrollop.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Spooki Yammi 🎃 @yammibammi.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
THEY SPITTIN' FACTS
Picture of Ellen Ripley & Jonesy from the Alien film with text above that reads "Alien is a movie where nobody listens to the smart woman, and then they all die except for the smart woman and her cat."
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 19/06/2026
I’m sorry, no. This is not the guy who did the reflecting pool. No. Come on. We’re just putting a hat on a hat here. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u...
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.
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JourneyDude in Scotland @scottishinsider.org · 19/06/2026
I know so many Americans, who are the best people I have ever met! It's sad your country is going through these...
Panel 1: Against a light blue background, Sven stands on the left, looking up at a white, simplified character sitting behind a high gray desk labeled "INSURANCE". Sven says, "I NEED HEALTHCARE". The insurance agent looks at him with an open mouth, saying, "LMAO! YOU SERIOUS?".

Panel 2: The scene slightly zooms out. A second white character has joined the first behind the insurance desk. The first agent points dramatically at Sven, shouting to his colleague, "HEY! THIS GUY WANTS HEALTHCARE!". The second agent throws his head back in intense laughter, shouting, "AHAHAHA!!". Sven stands there looking dejected and small.

Panel 3: The scene abruptly cuts to a bedroom with a purple wall. Sven is in bed, waking up in a cold sweat with a terrified, wide-mouthed expression, sweating and shouting, "NOOOO!!". Next to him, a green-skinned partner with blonde hair opens their eyes sleepily and asks, "WHAT'S WRONG, SVEN?".

Panel 4: A close-up of Sven sitting up in the dark against a pitch-black background. He looks deeply shaken, clutching his head with sweat dripping down his face. He somberley says, "I THINK I HAD AN AMERICAN DREAM...".
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 18/06/2026
NEW: Records obtained by ProPublica detail at least a dozen SpaceX investors with addresses in mainland China, Hong Kong or Russia who acquired stakes in SpaceX years ago through a middleman firm in the U.S. called Tomales Bay Capital.
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Before SpaceX IPO, Investors in China Secretly Acquired Stakes
One previously unreported SpaceX investor has ties to Chinese military contractors. The information was revealed only after ProPublica went to court to obtain it.
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 17/06/2026
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Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
One of my cartoons for Monday's Metro
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Maya Media @mayamedia.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Worse than I thought. I saw Kushner’s Albania resort up close — it is an environmental disaster. The damage at Vjosa-Narta is not fake news. Bulldozers are tearing into one of Europe’s most precious wetlands www.aljazeera.com/opinions/202...
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I saw Kushner’s Albania resort up close — it is an environmental disaster
The damage at Vjosa-Narta is not fake news. Bulldozers are tearing into one of Europe’s most precious wetlands.
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GreyBruceInfo- Part Owner of Canada 🇨🇦 @brucegreyinfo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
A song. A monthly cheque. A musician who had treated the dead — and the dead men's children and grandchildren — like they mattered. A man from Orillia, Ontario. A song the whole world sang.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 13/06/2026
hows this going bro
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
People have shown up to watch the removal of the orange felon’s disgusting name from the Kennedy Center including thousands more watching live streams. It’s coming TF down!
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I'm posting this video every day so we NEVER forget what insurrectionist Donald Trump did on J6 Instead of accepting defeat and honoring the peaceful transfer of power, Trump unleashed a deadly mob on the U.S. Capitol in a last-ditch attempt to stay in power THIS is what an insurrection looks like
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Trump voters losing it all on crypto bets because they thought he would cut them in on the action. Pain is the only teacher.
An investigation by Tom Bergin, Michelle Conlin, Koh Gui Qing, and Tom Wilson of Reuters today shows that the Trump family has made at least $2.3 billion in their crypto currency licensing adventures since Trump began his second term. It also shows that more than a million people who invested in their enterprises have suffered at least $2.3 billion in losses.

The journalists report that the investors they interviewed believed that Trump’s position as president and “what they perceived as his business acumen” guaranteed they would make money. “Some said they still hold on to the hope that Trump will make things right. Others expressed regret, anger and embarrassment.”
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Nate @nateduty.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
1/6 I have to laugh a bit when I hear people call Sanders a "Socialist." Mainly because they have no idea what Socialism is and think of Russia. That's Marxism-Leninism Socialism; it all belongs to the government. Then there is another reality that the American people don't seem to understand:
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Fifty Shades of Whey @fiftyshadesofwhey.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
One observation I have about the Dem Party primary in-fighting is that a lot of the political operatives with proximity to the power center of the Dem Party seem to be incredulous as to why Americans organically don't like to support candidates being bribed by right-wing corporations and dark money.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The 47th President of the Unites States is a moron.
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Laser Ninja Troll Ranger @lasernnjtrllranger.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Nature is healing... youtu.be/lc5UI-SC20U?...
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Crazy Taxi: World Tour - Official Announcement Trailer | Xbox Games Showcase 2026
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Ken Struck @kenstruck.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Ken Struck @kenstruck.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/06/2026
Comer: "What we're seeing especially in the blue states is there is rampant fraud, especially in the minority communities"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
lol what an obvious conjob www.nytimes.com/2026/06/08/o...
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MAKS 26 👀🇺🇦 @maks23.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
🔥 Russian general died in a car explosion in the Moscow region today, - Russian channels reported However, the name of the 62-year-old liquidated military man is still unknown. An improvised explosive device was planted under the driver's seat.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
“.. at least 37 times. That’s the number of times he’s said directly — in social media posts, public appearances and phone calls with the media — that a deal was nigh or claimed Iran was desperate ..” @cnn.com www.cnn.com/2026/06/09/p...
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Bil Gladen @bilgladen.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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