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Mike Honcho

@lasergoblin666.bsky.social
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Too cool to be lame, too lame to be cool

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14h
My man looks like Poochie the Rockin' Tech Support
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Exclusive: Major Republican fundraiser winning contracts from Trump administration, emails reveal
Palmer Luckey has donated $5.9m to Republicans and bundled more, while reaping billions in Pentagon contracts
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 23h
30 years ago, you would hear a guy like this on Coast to Coast AM because that was the only place a legit crazy man could be heard aside from public access TV. Like I can hear Art Bell asking this guy why the Microsoft guy wants to taint our food supply in my head thinking about it.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I thought this guy said no fatties and no weirdos.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The “no radicals” part is interesting because I found in life that there really are only two kinds of vets: Those who have been in combat and those who have not. Those who did are often radicalized by their experiences, those who haven’t often act exactly like Pete.
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Tremendous Kielbasa @rsaltasaurus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is incomplete reprint designed to provoke. The bill had voter ID attached to it in order to get it killed, making it so Republicans could run this exact headline.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Normal people are getting so sick of these “WOKE IS RUINING GAMING” accounts poisoning all video games discourse that fucking Vincent D’Onofiro is now aware
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Not that you asked, but...
In no way do i agree with you.
Deborah is beautiful and extremely talented.
She is as smart as whip and a complete nerd.
Also incredibly kind.
How perfect she is!
And a good friend.
1 am a fan of God of War. I for one cannot wait to play the new game with my son.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I still want Pepsi to give the people what they want: Mountain Dew Glow, the only Mountain Dew that comes with a slow, ominous glow coming from inside the bottle.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Friendly reminder that this guy stole from Medicare and was rewarded for it
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“YOU CAN ONLY PUT MUSTARD ON THE HOT DOG!” The ingredients of the hot dog:
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Picked up Marvel’s Midnight Suns again, shame this game didn’t take off with audiences because the whole platonic friendship dating sim mechanic is legit great and probably one of the most wholesome and fun parts of a recent game in some time.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026
1. Garland had to sue for testimony of 14 critical witnesses w/o which there'd be no case. The court took a year to rule 2. Garland began investigating Trump when he got to DOJ. He did not wait 2 years 3. Twitter delayed the probe 4 months 4. The J6 cmte delayed it by another 2 months 5. SCOTUS
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of the main reasons why Herbert Hoover got his ass kicked at the polls in 1932 was because he refused to use the government to help people during the Depression as he felt it would get them hooked on welfare. The American people tolerates much but not being told that being broke is the only way.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This, children, is how we pooped in the pre-smartphone days.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
While this is true, this has always been the case in America. People will not give a shit until you hit them in the wallet or give them a crisis they can’t conveniently ignore anymore, this is a country built around selfishness after all.
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Only the finest fuels come from Gastown
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One of the things my parents did that I’ve grown to resent as an adult was instilling into me and my brother that work is more important than taking a vacation or time off. Like the concept of saving up and going somewhere on a trip is so alien to me because of this, I rarely have to this day.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another perspective on what I said earlier, they threw Trump a bone he can’t even use anyway.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Man, the numbers have to be DIRE if the Supreme Court keeps having to hand out rulings to protect the GOP and Trump from the midterms.
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026
Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
persistently referring to Richard Nixon as if he was alive and a possible future GOP candidate
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pure sheltered and home schooled teenage girl rebelling in college vibes here
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rockstar is not only charging a whole $400 for this box of knick-knacks that will impress no one IRL honestly but like THEY ALSO DON’T EVEN YOU GIVE A CODE FOR THE ACTUAL GAME. That is WILD, like the actual gall. People can do what they want with their money but that’s just shameless even for R*.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Reading something like this absolutely explains the desire from tech CEOs for AI to replace basic human skills because judging from Huang’s own words, these people are incapable of doing the most basic shit or remembering the most basic information. Why are we basing our economy around these people?
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tech bros have proven substantially that you could make insane dollars every day, have access to the finest luxuries, be connected to all kinds of status and power and still be unattractive. It also doesn’t help when your industry is currently trying to enslave the masses in techno-feudalism either.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“After the leopard stopped eating my face after all I did to sanewash and normalize it’s abnormal behavior so it could take over the country, I suddenly became aware of what I’ve done and I think it’s time to remove the leopard from public office. I’m so sorry, please give me another chance.”
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Beyond the horrific nature of this as an actual part of the government, there’s something just truly evil but also stupid about taking immigrants and sending them to a place they’ve never lived in before. This is something that a man child bigot would think up, so naturally Stephen Miller did this.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The most special 80 year old child in the world (who also is our elected leader) talking about another world leader like a precocious child, definitely normal stuff to start off the day.
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King Algamemnon @adamrothman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two arms marked China and Hegseth clasp over a caption that says "Examining the U.S. military's sensitive parts"
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Why would I find a way to fuse a gorilla and a spider together? There’s no reason for me to do that.”
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is the music playing in the GOP’s collective mind the more these kind of polls come out, a Democratic candidate being that close in LA is insane.
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Disasterpeace - Old Maid
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!
(September 23, 2026 at 10:44am)
Fake opinions to argue over…
- Never turn left on a first date.
- Every kindergarten student should have an unpaid internship.
- The periodic table is too sexual.
- Bigfoot should be allowed to vote.
- Having a dream is the same as reading a book.
- You can wear a crop top to a funeral if the deceased person was hot when they died.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The collective gaming internet for years: “Aw man, I wish Bethesda would stop being such mean jerks and let Obsidian get another crack at the Fallout series…” The cosmic monkey’s paw of the world: “Alright, bet.”
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Monkeys Paw Grabs
ALT: Monkeys Paw Grabs
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I get bored sometimes so here is an entire ongoing thread of random hot takes that I think up: #1. Star Wars failed to attract a new audience because it largely only appeals to Gen X and millennials who grew up with it and the fans complaining about the whole thing scared the rest off for good.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The US has famously always been hostile to the ICC in one way or another but Trump wringing his fist at them is rather interesting as he’s buddies with people who end up getting charged with crimes by says ICC, it’s like watching Cobra Commander get mad at GI Joe for arresting Destro.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
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VoidBurger (AKA Jess) @voidburger.com · 22/09/2026
Zohran posts about pothole filling vs Presidential meetings like Kojima posts about movies he likes and doesn't lol
Kojima gushes praise for the movie WonkaSaw "Madame Web" at the theater.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You absolutely must read this thread, this is just eye opening wild to get through. This woman is undeniably one of the wildest characters in modern US political history, even soap opera writers would think this is just too much.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Still has its bite all these later
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*insert Curb Your Enthusiasm theme here*
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The technical achievements of A New Hope is vastly more significant than its impact on the overall cultural zeitgeist. That and the galactic space fantasy setting of Star Wars is honestly the only cool thing about it beside lightsabers, because weapons made out of space magic are always cool.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is 100% the same reaction one of his fans would make getting caught cheating or stealing from their job.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There is just so much going on here. The unbridled joy, the apathy, the secondhand embarrassment, the shame. This is the kind of photo you can’t recreate nor stage, just lighting in a bottle frozen in time to one lucky camera.
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Got new fiber internet installed at my place and I already got someone trying to sneakily add their Linux device to it while I was at work. Unfortunately for them, I have direct control over the router via an app on my phone so I not only kicked them off, I changed the password so they would know.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Now that’s TOTALLY not us. Nah, everything is absolutely fine in Trump’s America, how could anyone think like that?”
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is what ESPN recently restructured themselves around btw
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