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Mike Honcho

@lasergoblin666.bsky.social
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Too cool to be lame, too lame to be cool

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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 7h
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 13h
Dr. Robotnik
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 11h
Wow, amazing
Line chart titled "Hourly discourse about The Last Jedi," labelled as satire with made-up data. The complaint index holds near 95 to 100 from 15:00 to 03:00 Moscow time. At 03:00 a red dashed line marks "Ukrainian drones hit Yandex data centres," and the index then falls to about 5 within two hours. A small blip to about 18 at 08:00 is labelled "Backup generator," after which the line flattens near zero. The source line reads: "Institute for Correlation Without Causation. Satire, not analysis."
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sadly the studio who made them make Battlefield games now
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londonbjohnson.bsky.social @londonbjohnson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’d love a Richard Jewell style Ken Bone movie starring Stavros Halkias
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A dear friend of mine has worked with him, they had all kinds of stories about him. He’s even more a character than his appearance lead on. They’re also FB friends so I’ve peeked at his profile from time to time when he comments on whatever, last time he had posted a bunch of AI pics of himself.
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 09/10/2026
if you want to know how its going for the Ohio Republicans outside of legally retaliating against bloggers
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have lived near STL my whole life and this is like the first I’ve ever heard of this but it also feels naturally like something you’d find there. I guess I never ate at the right places after nights of drinking around the city in my younger days.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They should just do sequels to shows instead of remaking them, back when we were a proper country.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Because you know, Americans just can’t get enough of the idea of a fortified luxury building to protect its occupants from the people. Just as American as baseball and apple pie.
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ceej @ceej.online · 09/10/2026
this is some real coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb stuff. if nothing else ossoff sure knows how to talk shit
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What is currently being touted to the public about its capabilities is far from the truth and is not able to replace workforces or things like that. The companies are also hemorrhaging money and a bunch of industries have pivoted towards its development and supply chain, a crash will be catastrophic
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Says man who runs an agency of federalized thugs gunning down innocent civilians in the streets
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
AI bubble goes pop after years of it ballooning up in size, it’s gonna get ugly considerably how much money has been invested.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Translation: The AI bubble finally pops and crashes the economy, leaving many, many people furious at the companies and the people who pushed for this happen. Make no mistake, they know it’s coming so now they’re planning their escape routes while they still have the chance to do so comfortably.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just wait until they come up with a IRL Holodeck, there’s gonna be so many guys like this flooding those places with their very uninteresting ideas.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh so he wants to create an excuse to take control of the midterms, got it.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh so I guess we can just throw that onto the large pile of all the other things he’s said about who he considers an enemy then because it’s just as childish as all those other reasons.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pretty telling about the actual state of affairs if you claim your opponent is decimated but you’re basically retreating until the midterms are over.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I feel like the whole bro code thing about exes largely comes out of possessive and jilted feelings honestly. Not always the case but most of these situations, it’s some guy who got dumped and he wants to demand that no one touches his ex that he’s being possessive about from afar.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean, they both serve expensive yet okay tasting products so if the shoe fits I guess…
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t think that guy actually has any friends or believes in the concept or friendship if he’s going to use an AI bot out of “social obligation”. Like there is surely a better way to network for the guy instead of pretending to care about pretend sports like an alien in a human suit, has to be.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#8. They absolutely should not make any more Nightmare on Elm Street or Friday the 13th movies, I love them but there is nothing more to say about either of them. Plus, the new Jason mask sucks.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#7. Halloween is undeniably a classic but the franchise is held up by a cool theme song and an iconic costume. It’s not in the top five John Carpenter movies list, which I guess is a testament to how many kickass movies Carpenter has made over his entire career.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just under 30 seconds, which is imo is straight belt to ass in pure time attack racing terms.
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay Kathy I see you
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Who’s your main?
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s not lost on me that the very person pushing this shit looks exactly like someone that had to be banned from the local game store because he stalked a young woman who worked at the establishment. Also, why do so many eugenics wear glasses? I never understood that, you have a disability too.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A friendly reminder that if Obama or Biden uttered something like this, you would’ve endured months of people speaking out at how un-American the president is.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They got something on him. I can’t prove it but in my gut, there’s something they know that he doesn’t want other people to know.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you gotta scream at kids working their first job at an ice cream place, you deserve to have the biggest guy you’ve ever seen take the ice cream out of your hand and you are then forced to watch him condescendingly eat it in front of you for being such a bad person. Oh and they film it too.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I feel like at some point the SC will eventually have to accept that they can’t keep doing these random Trump emergency saves because all they’re doing is setting themselves up for a future situation they won’t be able to get out of because of the precedent they established with Trump.
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alex benzer @alexbenzer.com · 07/10/2026
we have an idea for communities in the app that we're calling "spaces" — places where people can gather around shared interests or social groups. here's a peek at some early prototypes. these are explorations, not polished or final. looking for feedback, esp from community builders 👀
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wanna say that what Trump is doing is a mixture of two things, obviously he believes that he can save the base but the other is his time honored tradition of doing random rallies whenever he needs a distraction from reality. Unfortunately for the GOP, this happened to them at the worst time.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oooooohhhh so this is why Pete wants free taxpayer testosterone treatments, it all makes sense now.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What makes this especially egregious is that Trump has spent ten years blaming Obama, Biden, and everyone else to the point that even IF these people had a slight hand in whatever they’re getting blamed for, it would still greatly be overshadowed by Trump’s actions that lead to this point anyway.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The big problem with constantly deflecting blame onto previous leaders is that eventually, you’re going get to a point where blaming them becomes impossible due to the simple fact that enough time has passed that their actions couldn’t possibly affect current events.
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James O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 07/10/2026
Holy shit. Someone has decompiled the Adobe suite, rebuilt it in Rust and released it as open source. Either all software is dead or the US copyright laws are about to receive an update. getartcraft.com/apps
getartcraft.com
Crafting Apps: open-source creative tools
Image editing, vector illustration, video, photography, PDFs, motion graphics and page layout: seven native, open-source apps from the ArtCraft team, built in Rust and free to use.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The story of Skydance is always going to be a tale of if you can’t have something you want, you leverage you and your father’s ties to the current regime to stop the other guys trying to get what you want even if you don’t REALLY have the money to pay for it like you said you did and you win anyway.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
U.S. forces are retreating. That's what this means. "Pulled out and returned to their home stations in the U.S. as potential Iranian threats raise base security concerns" is a fancy way of saying the Iranian military has the U.S. military in retreat. This is unbelievably embarrassing.
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The Bi of Hormuz @joshstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Big dril energy this morning.
dril: and another thing: I'm not mad. please don't put in the newspaper that i got mad.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Man, those people were REALLY hoping that normal people would’ve given a shit about America 250, as if it already wasn’t projected ahead of time to said people that it was gonna be some bizarre human carnival of America’s weirdest conservative culture instead of something normal.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It should’ve been an easy win. Yet Trump and his league of goons just couldn’t resist fucking with it so it went from a multicultural tribute to America into a bizarro, tacky conservative quagmire of secondhand embarrassment for the rest of the country.
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Uh I’m pretty sure they DO elect the pope, why didn’t his chatbot tell him that?
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Lord Arse But Even More Scary 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 02/10/2026
MAXIMUM SEGA.
Various black SEGA hardware.
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
why does the WaPo print headline on the botched TN execution read like The Onion
Drugs Fail to Kill Woman
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Mike Honcho @lasergoblin666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What an age we live in
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