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Ghost Tsongas

@lapsedcentrist.bsky.social
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I must be the director of the FBI, because there’s a bottle of bourbon with my name written all over it.

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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 19h
I went swimming in our backyard pool last night. Fall can get bent!
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Cheri Jacobus @cherijacobus.bsky.social · 20h
KKK
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This was not my impression, she seemed to mostly hate it (probably at least in part because she did them so close together). If I went to do a story on Branson, Missouri I would not think it was a deductible vacation.
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good riddance to dumbfuckery.
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Point A is the one I think people should talk about more. If I prompt a chatbot to give me ideas about something and it does, that’s one thing. What I want is an email an hour later from the chatbot saying, “I just thought of something else about your prompt.”
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good point regarding externalities. I mean I am intentionally burning tokens so renewing the subscription doesn’t look so good to decision makers. The AI companies lose money on every use, so heavy use for evaluation could help drive the AI company out of business.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's funny because I feel the same way about smart and well-intentioned people falling for a scam being perpetrated by Silicon Valley guys who have done nothing but run scams that made them rich after the tech press told everyone that these guys were geniuses.
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At our house, the good news is we just open a cover and pop in filter cartridges. The bad news is the filters are in the ceiling, which is 20 feet high. The first time the AC guy came to service our system he said “ooh, your builder did you dirty.”
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I use it just to run up the cost, so I ask it to do an incredible variety of work tasks. It sucks at everything including proofreading. Am I eligible to state that opinion, or should I also use it for frivolous shit like images of Trump on a toilet before I know enough to count?
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
why does the WaPo print headline on the botched TN execution read like The Onion
Drugs Fail to Kill Woman
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I mean, we have spent the past 15 years working on self-driving cars. Elon Musk is a scammer but Waymo is for real. It doesn’t work very well, but it’s something we are attempting as a way of dealing with the problem.
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey NBC, stop accepting taxpayer money to air illegal government propaganda you dirty pigs.
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Speaking of accountability, what happened to Kirstjen Nelson? If the universe is just, she was eaten by fat bears while vacationing in Alaska.
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Weirdly, I thought it was the best part of the episode. We should all be so lucky to depart the earth in a frenzy of joy in a place and with people who make us happy, instead of some neglectful facility in a drugged out haze. Usually getting old is the booby prize, but Mae won.
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date @letsnotdate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Right-wing Canadian men have the same access to the history of what was done to Indigenous children as we do, but many refuse to care. I decided to tell them that history as if the children had been white instead.
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You get a team full of dummies who don’t care if they screw up epically because what is their boss going to do? Hire someone more competent? You cannot be fired in MAGA for anything except insufficient cultish devotion to Trump.
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The thing about the two douchebag staffers is they know in a normal world they would be so fucking fired for this, but in MAGA world willingness to eat Trump’s ass is the only job qualification, so they are safe. It’s not like Schmitt can replace them with smarter employees.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Under Donald Trump and Kash Patel, FBI agents are far more likely to have their personal data stolen and posted on the internet. But they're now allowed to have sex with farm animals. The administration's defenders say it's net neutral.
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nina Totenberg catching strays. As if “journalist” and “chair sniffer” are mutually exclusive.
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In this scenario the relationship between Karl Rove and the Nazis is analogous to the relationship between Walter White and the Nazis in Breaking Bad: happy to use them to get what he wants, super pissed when they demand reciprocity.
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The fact that Stephen Miller will not stand down even for a few weeks to help save the Senate (i.e. save their ability to cram through political hack dipshits as judges) should tell us what the next two years will look like. They do not give a fuck about politics. They have another plan.
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The only time I’ve heard this song was when I streamed it to see if I recognized the tune but just didn’t know the title. Nope, it only took 15 seconds to know it was new to me, so I stopped listening because it kinda sucks.
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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This serves as advertisement for Alex Gibney’s documentary, Musk, opening October 9. Pass it on.
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We've got everyone in the Broligarchy: - The Antisocial Social Network Guy - The Cameraphobic Panopticon Guy - Hitler Selling Plots on Mars - 6 Racoons on Cocaine In a Trenchcoat (Alex Karp)
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Collins probably thought it was a safe lie because the university leadership would be too chickenshit to contradict her and get on the wrong side of a corrupt senator.
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There was PLENTY of incentive to get the Metaverse right, yet he fucked that straight to hell.
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Does his withered face remind you of the grim specter of deaaath?
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Your refrigerator wants you to shut the fuck up.
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The wrong person survived the 1992 free-for-all.
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tell me you never rode Carousel of Progress while also sounding like a weirdo.
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s not that reporters need access to liars in order to do their jobs. They need that access so they can avoid doing their jobs. Digging up what’s really happening is hard. Provoking Trump into saying something stupid and printing the quote is easy. They want easy above all.
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I told my family members on Thanksgiving 2024 that I won’t speak to them until they apologize for voting Trump. It’s actually really nice to dump the tradition of wasting the holiday on family members whose views on the world are repulsive and always have been.
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He looks like he was only confirmed after SCOTUS waived its prohibition on justices who engage in bestiality.
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That wouldn’t be necessary. The Supreme Court wouldn’t let a Democrat do the stuff Trump does. Congress would impeach a Democrat who does the stuff Trump does. The problem would be gone before the Fed had to get involved.
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the part I don’t get. Nobody needs permission to watch Harry Potter, it can be your dirty little secret. You can sing along and use the N word all you want in your bedroom. Why not just do that? Why demand approval from people who will never give it and reject it from the chuds who will?
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If the video is already on the internet, lying on the application might just make things worse.
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Greg Greene (he/him/his) @greene.haus · 16/09/2026
The same right-wing motherf––ers slapping work requirements on SNAP, Medicaid, and Section 8 consider it hunky dory to take 11 weeks off over a span of 3 months.
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
People forget that Musk didn’t buy Twitter to turn it into Radio Rwanda, he did that later. He didn’t want to buy Twitter at all, he made a joke offer to avoid SEC action and Twitter sued him to force him to go through with the deal. Musk fought like hell to avoid owning Twitter.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I was so little that I did not understand what Sha Na Na was or why it was on television. All I knew was that Bowzer was the coolest one.
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ordinarily I’d be upset because this “existential threat” bullshit is strictly for the dumb dumbs out there, but if pretending to believe it will win the election for Dems, I’m in. Oh no, the AI will murder us all! Please don’t let the chatbots kill my family!!!
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Honestly it kinda pisses me off that the only reliable source of political analysis these days comes from Joe Cocker impersonators. Still, better them than Harry Enten.
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Shouldn’t we limit nationalization to companies producing something of value?
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Maybe Heaven for Charlie Kirk is a long line of historical figures waiting in a queue for their turn to kill him again.
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Robot Crash
Alt: Robot runs into a wall full speed
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Ghost Tsongas @lapsedcentrist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Puppy lick counter (assuming minimal spreadsheet skills are necessary)
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The heroes who lifted Trump up out of the rubble on 9/11.
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