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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 6h

Dude is pushing a full press campaign for explicit white supremacy with a fortune largely built from public money.

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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 5h

don't forget to swap your Tahoe for a different Tahoe

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 7h

If I had a nickel for every time UConn was involved in a weird missing football rivalry trophy controversy I’d have two nickels which feels like A LOT. One week from tonight UConn hosts UMass. I want our goddamn jug.

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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 7h

I'm guessing the Falcons will try at some point

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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 7h

"We're not Nazis! We were simply *allied* with Nazis!"

Francisco Franco (who is still dead) watching Real Madrid, his favorite team

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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 7h

there's only one man who could ever be Vice President of Thrust

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Duffman Pelvic Thrust

Alt: Duffman

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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 8h

Next press secretary

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 9h

Elon didn't invent the flying car, ETA did

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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 9h

The Duke boys are now landing the General Lee five counties away

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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 19h

now official that the next time we see the Dodgers half of this team will be salary cap casualties

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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 19h

elsewhere it's possible that The One Inning beckons

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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 19h

David Hamilton another example of Craig Breslow Trading The Wrong Guy

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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 20h

hold up they made *another* Ali G movie? in 2026?

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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 20h

why is Predator standing in an empty Bel-Air living room

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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Fullcast listeners needing colonoscopies is how Dr. Bo gets his practice back (his license is another matter)

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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

the answer to #1 is tying the number of justices to the number of circuit courts of appeal, that number is already a sufficient target for balancing SCOTUS and it'd be on future Republican trifectas to either create more circuits or get rid of the anchor

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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

He parked a truck load of stolen classified documents in his pool closet including detailed Pentagon contingency plans for a war with Iran (how's that going btw?) which he showed off, on tape, to reporters.

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

elon rn: www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0GC...

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Light Treason

YouTube video by ccw808

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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

at least one case where the euphemisms aren't just about football and there's more being grinded than tape

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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

the looking at the schedule didn't discuss the War Crimes Bowl this week

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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Stephen Miller is finally threatening us with a *good* time

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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

THE MOMENTOUS DAY IS CLOSE AT HAND

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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I've seen this one, Luthor is about to nuke the San Andreas Fault

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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

in the sense that, had they existed at the time, they would have shot JFK

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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

also let's see if he remains apolitical if Trumpworld uses one of their songs in some ICE video, considering how protective this particular group has been about their catalog being used for free

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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

WORF: sometimes you have honor without family ALEXANDER: the fuck?

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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

in "The City on the Edge of Forever" the song that plays from a radio shop's window while Kirk walks Edith Keeler home in 1930 New York City (and features in the episode's score) was first recorded and released in 1931

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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I'd say more than a little, when she first got the ball in this game I had no idea it was her until I saw the 21

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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

it is just me or is Sarah Strong noticeably slimmer this season

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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

there are very few benefits to more CFP expansion swallowing up December but one of them is when you have Texas play (and lose) more meaningful games just before Christmas it increases the opportunity to Horns Down any nativity scene with a cow in it

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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I guess this good news is that this won't affect the French beverage industry

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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I, for one, will never forgive Hollywood for leaving the funniest part of SAHARA out of the McConaughey movie

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 12/10/2026

VEEP-ass election cycle

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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

doesn't help that most of the big names of the genre have died, leaving inferior writers to continue the adventures of your Ryans and your Pitts and your Rapps

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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

there weren't a lot of funny jokes in Trainwreck but the funniest was his character screaming "I look like Mark Wahlberg if he ate Mark Wahlberg"

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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

even with Rita Moreno I'm still waiting on a truly WTF appearance, like how Robert Redford did multiple Marvel movies

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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I BROUGHT HER BIG POTATOES EDDIE

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