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b3ta @b3ta.com · 28/09/2026
It'd be Beneficial to the Publick Artist: laplandes b3ta.com/board/11431572 From the 'Unlikely Siblings' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/unlikelysiblings… #UnlikelySiblings
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Subject: It'd be Beneficial to the Publick
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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The automated numbering system fucking sucks
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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
‘There’s worse to come,’ promises Farage
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 30/07/2026
I’d never cried during a live broadcast – then three poignant words had me sobbing | Adrian Chiles
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I’d never cried during a live broadcast – then three poignant words had me sobbing | Adrian Chiles
I couldn’t help choking up when the writer Katriona O’Sullivan told me her life story. Now I’m on a mission to get everyone to read her memoir, writes Adrian Chiles
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Henri @henriwords.com · 21/07/2026
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News > UK > UK Politics

Nigel Farage hits out
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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Great result for Ed Miliband and the New Zealand Warriors
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
How strong is that fan?!?
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Ben Dunnell @bendunnell.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
“I will make a statement about my future in public life at 2pm. You’ll find out how tough I am. Christ almighty.”
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Paul Mainwood @paulmainwood.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Don’t make me tap the News Quiz clip
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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I JUST SCORED 7984 ON LETTERIS AND FOUND TODAY'S SECRET WORD letteris.live
letteris.live
LETTERIS — Stack Letters, Spell Words
Drop alphabet blocks, build the tallest tower, and score points for every word you spell from touching letters.
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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I JUST SCORED 2609 ON LETTERIS AND FOUND TODAY'S SECRET WORD letteris.live
letteris.live
LETTERIS — Stack Letters, Spell Words
Drop alphabet blocks, build the tallest tower, and score points for every word you spell from touching letters.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 13/06/2026
“there are no role models for young men” - someone who’s never heard of sir kevin sinfield
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Ok so SOMEBODY convinced me to make this and it took me absolutely ages when I was supposed to be doing something else so enjoy it! sgtp.lovable.app
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Lovable App
Who is still alive on the Sgt Pepper album cover?
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Unch Crosswords @unchcrosswords.com · 09/06/2026
Keep it quiet but UNCH ISSUE FOUR PRE-SALES ARE OPEN NOW unchcrosswords.com#shop
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Unch Crossword Magazine
Unch, the clued-up crossword magazine
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Ed Jefferson @edjefferson.com · 08/06/2026
don't vote unless you are mathematician edjefferson.com/bestnumber/
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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
You can’t call it a peace process with the threat of AT-ATs lingering
Guardian screenshot. Image is two structures that look like AT-AT walkers from the Star Wars movies. Headline is ‘Iran reviewing peace proposal as Trump says a deal very possible’
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Armchair Classicist (Ryan Schaller) @armchairclassicist.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Drawing of a book with a desk printer on the cover with the title "The printer that simply worked and other fairy tales"
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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Or leave a blank space for everyone to draw their favourite animal or historical figure in
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 13/03/2026
Bill Murray in Groundhog Day wearing a hockey mask saying Well it’s Friday the 13th… again
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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
It's a Wonderful Life (Director's Cut)
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
When they appear on political tv shows, journalists and pundits should have to wear badges that say how many properties they own
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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Not now, RoboCop line-by-line
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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Twin Peaks title screen with TWIN PEAKS replaced with INVITATION TO LOVE
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
We urgently need some new rules in place to prevent anything like this happening again
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
'I want that fable on my desk, AESOP!'
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/02/2026
Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape
Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape
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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The cover of Douglas Adams' Hitch Hikers' Guide to the Galaxy with the title changed to Don't Create the Nutrimatic Drinks Dispenser
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Leah @leah.myatproto.social · 02/02/2026
“No,” Arthur said, “look, it’s very, very simple…. All I want… is a cup of tea. You are going to make one for me. Now keep quiet and listen."
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Ben Affleck is wrong about Armageddon. On a seven crew shuttle, three astronauts plus four drillers with minimal space training is better than three astronauts plus four more astronauts with minimal drill training
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I'm sure there's a good reason for the blues and greens being that way around on the T-568B RJ45 pinout but it feels odd every time I crimp
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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone in the Greenland invasion force has figured out we are not going to the right place
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Cars should come with an apology button that dims your headlights briefly to signal to another driver that you're sorry for that terrible piece of driving or for not letting them out at the junction
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Alex Godfrey @mrgodfrey.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
10 years ago I interviewed Dexter Fletcher. I asked him about Alan Rickman, who'd been a proper guardian angel to him, saving his career and possibly his life. I've stuck a bit here, but there's much more on, erm, Tumblr - it's a sweet read about a beautiful man. mrgodfrey.tumblr.com/post/1420114...
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Gloucester and Tebay services are good but they would be so much better if they learned how to cook chips properly
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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Filth
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
This country will not heal until rhythmic audience clapping is eliminated from BBC television and radio
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 01/01/2026
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Jonesy Cartoons @jonesycartoons3.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
While the authorship of the famous #christmas #poem is open to debate, this is deffo my #cartoon 😊 #dippenandink #watercolour #tealover #merrymousemas
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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
He's getting a thesaurus He’s checking it twice He's gonna find out that naughty and nice aren’t antonymous
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Brian Hughes @bmhughes.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 11/11/2025
"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Sexy Tomb Raider 2 walkthrough
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 19/10/2025
C'est le mauvais pantalon, Gromit! Et ils ont mal tourné !
Feathers McGraw ascending the Louvre pyramid on an unconscious Wallace wearing  the Wrong Trousers
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
It's basic internet security to treat online ads as potential malware, so it's irresponsible and hypocritical for news orgs to run ad blockers on their PCs while asking readers to turn theirs off
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 19/09/2025
me: i don't know why they call it 'reverse cowgirl' when 'lrigwoc' is so much more efficient her: you realise that this sort of thing is why i don't want to look at you
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
The lack of urgency shown by the Paw Patrol when alerted to a situation will lead to loss of life. I hate to say it but Ryder is not right for the leadership role and should be stripped of his duties
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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
A scene of devastation labelled 'atrocity' featuring a cat labelled 'journalist affected by atrocity'. The journalists in the photo are focusing on the cat
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b3ta @b3ta.com · 22/07/2025
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good poo bag at your side, kid Artist: laplandes b3ta.com/board/11419388 From the 'Movie Pets' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/moviepets/popular #MoviePets
b3ta loves the way you move
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