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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I agree. I just hope the people who made Brexit happen can be made to answer the difficult questions about the Kremlin's involvement without being allowed to derail the discussion by pointing at people like us and saying 'They're trying to hurt the precious Brexit!' I'm not confident

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

If they’re standing up they’re still alive and probably shouldn’t be buried

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Modern piss-taking of historical figures' deaths

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This account’s anonymous so you don’t need to conceal details. Tell us what the other guy’s name is

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Wakefield v Warrington in tomorrow’s super league grand final is 01924 vs 01925?

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Quick, rewrite Empire’s Digger review as an elegy

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b3ta @b3ta.com · 28/09/2026

It'd be Beneficial to the Publick Artist: laplandes b3ta.com/board/11431572 From the 'Unlikely Siblings' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/unlikelysiblings… #UnlikelySiblings

An image made by laplandes posted on B3ta, front paged by the moderators, and reposted on Bluesky by code automatically.

Subject: It'd be Beneficial to the Publick

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

What3Words always reminds me of this bit from Brewster's Millions where some guy is trying to get Monty to invest in an iceberg, only instead Spike is saying 'Tectonic plates shift and these guys know it'

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

‘Sir, this is a branch of government’

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

How else are we supppsed to test every minor change we make to our home cinema set-ups?

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It works perfectly. No notes

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I’ve a few quibbles but it’s actually pretty good

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It does what I need it to, nothing more

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I expected so much more from it

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The automated numbering system fucking sucks

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Somehow the bookies were allowed to write their own health warning. 'When the fun stops, stop' is the equivalent of 'these delicious cigarettes may be bad for you'

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The best bit is: ‘And then he did a poo on the kitchen floor’ ‘No! That’s a teapot!’

A page from The Tiger Who Came to Tea, showing a tiger, a girl, and a brown teapot on the kitchen floor that could look like a poo if you have the wrong glasses on

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

It may look like a pub but if there’s a ‘please wait to be seated’ sign, it’s not a pub

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

And it's practically impossible these days for young people to get on the satisfying round number ladder. The 45p-a-litre generation don't know how easy they had it.

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

FFS. Trivialising emergency alerts like this will just lead to people not taking them seriously and will lessen their effectiveness in future. They should only be used in a 'get to the newsagent's immediately' situation

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Ferrari just spent millions developing a sound for theirs. Someone should steal it so every Nissan Leaf can roar around the big Morrisons car park

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Make it revenue neutral by having a lottery where five lucky winners get one minute of write access

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Pratchett even put the ‘and would still have wet feet’ bit in italics to hammer one of the points home. It didn’t work, apparently

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Napster used to have copies of Bette Davis Eyes by 'Rod Stewart'. I can kind of see why www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPOI...

youtube.com

Kim Carnes - Bette Davis Eyes

YouTube video by KimCarnesVEVO

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

‘There’s worse to come,’ promises Farage

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

It’s officially an MCU movie so I’d have put it on the list but it’s definitely not for the usual audience (like Baywatch Nights or Hollyoaks After Hours) so I understand why you didn’t

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Deadpool & Wolverine missing? Not suitable for your kids?

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Very good, Oliver. Now who can give me an example of a metaphor?

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I looked at the cover and decided I wouldn’t like it

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Ok, just make sure you clean it first

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Years from now this post will be in a civil war museum

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Gullibility is having to cover your colleague’s workload for an hour because they don’t believe any old shit you tell them

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

How about you go with a friend but sit separately? Then you can text each other if you’ve anything you want to say

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Now do Finbarr Saunders reactions. FNURP! FNURP!

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Airwolf. A hard espionage version of the TV show. Get Tony Gilroy in as co-writer. I’d watch it just for Ludwig Göransson’s take on the theme tune

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

That’s how Jack Bauer would have pissed at his girlfriend’s parents’ holiday cottage

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

The Uxbridge branch of the Piccadilly line goes through 14 boroughs if that helps

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Great result for Ed Miliband and the New Zealand Warriors

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Chris @laplandes.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

A while ago I couldn't remember what the puffy orange cheesy snacks that come in a blue packet were called, and completely missed the linguistic safety net their name provided

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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

How strong is that fan?!?

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