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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Killing me won't make your dictator less of a pedophile
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Sitting here slow pissin' in the dark
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Yeah I'm not well rn
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Alex P. 👹 @saddestrobots.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
fixed it for you
original comic was "looking ahead to CPAC 2026…" and it had a picture of a bowtie-wearing "traditional conservative" selling books (william f. buckley, things of that nature) and a nazi-uniform-clad "trump conservative" in the booth next to him yelling "burn those books!"

this was really dumb so i corrected it to "Bowtie Nazis" and "Camo Nazis" and they're both proclaiming "Hurray for our 1000-year pedo-reich!!"

also the guy's little sign that said "free u.s. constitution" now also says "(no Reconstruction amendments)"
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13/01/2026
morning roundup: your idols are still dead and your enemies are still in power, buuuuuuuut
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Sources: Bari Weiss has privately been deeply frustrated by the negative reaction to her CBS tenure and has blamed subordinates for not stanching the criticism (New York Times)Matthew Gertz O @mattgertz.bsky.social
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The president is reportedly mad at the slow pace at which his lackeys are jailing his political enemies www.wsj.com/politics/ pol...
This month, Trump has talked with allies about how he could appoint special counsels at the Justice Department because he is so frustrated with what he sees as the slow progress of its work, people familiar with the matter said.
Chief among his grievances is what he sees as Bondi's failure to quickly and effectively prosecute the investigators who had pursued him for years, including former FBI Director James Comey and New York Democratic Attorney General Letitia James, the officials and others familiar with his complaints said. Both criminal cases were dismissed in November by a judge who said the Trump aide who secured the indictment had been improperly appointed to her post. Trump has wanted to see the cases continue quickly.Raw Story O @rawstory.com
Immigration agents are privately expressing hesitation about their deployments as they face growing backlash from lawmakers and civilians alike, according to a new report.
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
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a man singing into a microphone with the words a little bit of everything all of the time below him
ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words a little bit of everything all of the time below him
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The Trump-Epstein cartel has had it out for transgender people for more than the last two decades simply because a trans victim dared to take them to court. I guess when pedophiles can't go after the family go after the whole demographic, huh?
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Spooky Andrew 🎮 @aethorix.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Real men are mostly disappointing. Think it's time to download a bunch of otome games and wrap in a blanket with hot chocolate. :3
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
... Fuck why do you have to be right I'm into that toxic shit 😰
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Cum stack? ... A stack of cum?
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Why would you do this?
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
they fucking primary'd my ass, jerry
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
'Ive seen things, I don't recommend it'
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
This post reminded me that I should find a really sweet guy, and suck his dick. Good psa really
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
She's a queen and she knows it
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Hazards like the dukes of hazard right? That show with the cool car? Jokes on u I can't even drive
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Ya
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Exactly! People are silly. Flawed. People that never are, are suspicious to me. They are hiding something.
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I genuinely think this is true
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Drunk driving an Armored Core would fix me
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
It's wild that despite how dark it is, Digimon Survive is the game that feels the most like it's based on one of the anime to me. I haven't been into a digimon game like that since Digimon World (PS1)
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Chuck Schumer needs to resign
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
@schumer.senate.gov WE ARE SICK OF YOUR SHIT YOU GIVE REPUBLICANS EVERYTHING FOR NOTHING EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. GO FUCK. YOURSELF.
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
YOU FUCKING CAVED FOR NOTHING
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 09/11/2025
are you mad at me in Zohran campaign poster style
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
HI and HI IM NOT GONNA PLAY FAVORITES so hi to both of u
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Oh hey it's that short dinosaur lady
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I'm glad you are in a vase, I would give you fresh clean water ✨🌹✨
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Lizzy (attack regardless of target) @icecreamjones.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
vaccine sideeffects update: beginning to feel like a rap god
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Was the bonus? Is it warheads? I like candy.
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Can I eat id
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I forgor 🎆🤯🏴‍☠️🎆🦅🧠🥳🦕
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Thots n plyers
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Lich Queen Bingus, of the Old Chicago Ruins @bingus.ough.club · 05/11/2025
humgry bingus
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
What variety of flower in the office are you casually and are you in a vase :o
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
You find a dying neutron star on the side of the road and it's really cool and you name it fido and feed it kibbles and bits until one day it becomes a black hole and destroys the universe but that's okay because it's a just a little puppy erm I mean gravitational mass.
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I'm late on this but go fuck yourself
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
He's like if a man and a woman had a baby
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3lT...
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democrats .0002 seconds after a democrat wins
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Anathema Pareid🎃li’�\r\n @imbecillicus.rex.lol · 24/09/2025
rights only exist inasmuch as governments encroach upon them for example we will all, always, express ourselves regardless of whether or not we recognize a right to do so the right is just an agreement that it's wrong for a government to do violence in response and a lot of fuckin people disagree
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Hoist the black flag lass, we set sail at dawn 🏴‍☠️
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lapisproxxi.bsky.social @lapisproxxi.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Trans people/immigrants are the "wmds" America is using to justify invading America.
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
This man will not be fired for calling for the murder of American citizens, yet multiple journalists/reporters/teachers lost their job for accurately reporting things Charlie Kirk actually said and stood for. But it’s the “violent left” that’s the problem
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aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 11/09/2025
lol
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless
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