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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I know this is a serious topic, but could they not make it look like a telescope and not one of those smart litterboxes?

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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I think I see @bam22542.bsky.social on that field with a bucket on his head

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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

@kylewoodley.bsky.social @mcornell.dev finally hit the 100 mark in the Premier League. Oddly enough it was when my expected points were around 93, not the 2 times my xP were 99+... 👑 CENTURION I got 105 points. Can you build a 100-point team? Play Centurions: centurions.futi.live

centurions.futi.live

Centurions

Draft ten real players from a decade of football and chase a 100-point season.

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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I'm going to give all the credit to Cucho and Cucho alone here. 👑 CENTURION I got 105 points. Can you build a 100-point team? Play Centurions: centurions.futi.live

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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Has anybody thought of putting Flock cameras in the offices of elected officials? If they haven't done anything wrong, they should be ok with it, right?

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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Get ready to see posts titled, "what being flagged as AI slop taught me about surviving in upper management"

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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

More La Liga players added to the Crew? Me and my boy @sodavewaslike.bsky.social know this only ends well

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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

England up 1 deciding to sit back and do nothing with 9 in the box for a half hour against Argentina in the World Cup

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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

The one damn time I didn't want to be able to make a "They're Going Home" joke about England, they fucking bottle it

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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Sorry for sitting on the moon, everyone

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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Ok, genius, what happened when there was no wind?

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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I know Cucho is too much of a pro to be here or stalking messages towards him, but man, I hope he holds onto the memory of his amazing assist in game 1 rather than the saved PK from tonight. Love you Cucho. Forever #Crew96

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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Maybe, just maybe, it's not about having the right coach. Maybe it's about the fact that, from the time they first play a sport, kids sports centers are built around squeezing as much money out of the parents as possible. It's not about developing players here, and it really shows

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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Subbing a keeper in for PKs and him getting no saves would be the absolute funniest thing

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Mark Panning @markpanning.seismology.space · 27/06/2026

I fear I’ve posted about this before, but I am irrationally upset by seeing Liquid IV ads, because the name is doubly stupid: 1) IVs are always liquid. 2) it’s a powder, so it’s definitively not a liquid.

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David Grinspoon @drfunkyspoon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Beware of perpetuating rants against “progressive” or “centrist” Dems. Putin & MAGA want us to have this fight. Let’s not enlist. Support candidates who address issues we care about rather than align with “camps” within the opposition. Focus on defeating the fascists in the midterms.

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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Never forget that 1979 Celtics game where Larry Bird hit a 3-pointer and immediately picked a fight with a young child in the courtside seats. That child was Morgan Hughes, and some say he still has brain damage

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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Guys I think this is why Matt Turner hasn't been the first choice for keeper

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Tech CEOs in 2026: ‘We spent billions to hopefully one day have an ai that can make people feel like it’s portraying real emotions for tv, but we need way more money to do it’ Jim Henson in 1955: ‘yeah so I stuck some ping pong balls to a bit of old felt and called it Kermit’

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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I dunno, pretty sure my cat is in my house right now

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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Nah, go insane and flip it. Build a ski hill down Broadway. Start the luge run on the 30th floor of the Empire State Building.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

reflecting pool girl summer [trying to change myself and making it worse]

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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Holy shit, que golazo indeed, Japón

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Mile High Massive @milehighmassive.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Eloy Room is blocking all these shots like he thinks they’re full of the Covid vaccine

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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I love how it's been years since I watched him play in MLS, and Almiron still has a permanent "on the verge of tears" expression, no matter the context

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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

If I had a nickel for every world cup 2026 game in which Miguel Almiron got a card from a VAR review, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice

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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Still thinking about that amazing Cucho assist. Probably will be thinking about it for a long time.

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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

That's Columbus Crew Legend, Cucho Hernandez to you

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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

For the love of god, please stop showing washed up celebrities. Except for Kareem. More Kareem, please

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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I got to see the Mer de Glace for the first time in early 2020. There are hundreds of steps and a ski lift to take you from Montevers down to the glacier. As I walked down those steps, I was struck by the "decade placards" marking the level of the glacier at different decades.

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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

At this point, I'm convinced Pochettino is actually just Russell Crowe pretending to know soccer

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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

New personal best! I just went 76-6, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=YQ3...

82-0.com

82-0

Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0

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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Best I've gotten so far as a "doesn't know much ball" person. Funny this team does better than one I had with Michael Jordan and Larry Bird I just went 72-10, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=w02...

82-0.com

82-0

Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0

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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Those aren't explosions, they are RUDs, obviously

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

“NASA has had a number of explosions over the years, typical government incompetence, we must privatize space exploration” [every privatized rocket immediately explodes upon launch] “ah! well, nevertheless,”

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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

If anything isn't feeling right, it's that Issa still has a job

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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

I mean, that's partially to be expected when players have never faced an ounce of public accountability for as long as I have been a fan, back to 2014. Every loss is "we did all the right things, nothing to see here." When a new coach comes in who voices he expects more, it's bound to cause issues

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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Massive blunder by the Crew to not paint the stadium white and get a sponsorship to name it "The White Castle"

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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/05/2026

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

LinkedIn used to be a proper place full of generic "how to be successful" posts. Now it's full of nothing but AI-generated "how to be successful" posts

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Shane Paulson, PhD @landshark42.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

@sickosfc.bsky.social knows this is not Texas A&M but a league-based currency that has no real understood or established value

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