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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Can't wait to watch a soccer game and not see messi 5 times every commercial break and have commentators falling all over themselves to praise him after he loses.

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Every single miami player feels like they have the right to fully put their hands on whoever they want, but if they get shoved back, they have been PERSONALLY WRONGED and must AVENGE THEMSELVES IMMEDIATELY.

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Can't believe how much money republicans must be spending every week to mail me literal POUNDS of pro- Sherrod Brown propaganda junk mail. He VoTeD tO TrEaT tRaNs KiDs LiKe HuMaN bEiNgS Like you can stop pitching babes, I'm already going to vote for him.

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ACES Radio @acesradio.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Mike is the best of us. Please consider supporting a shitlord of our own.

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It's 80+ degrees at suppertime in mid-September, somebody needs to go to jail for this.

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The team that needs $845 Million of the tax dollars that could be spent on our kids' schools paid $230 Million for the worst quarterback anyone alive has ever seen. #Browns

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Ryan Day was handed this game from the very first play on the world's largest silver platter.

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Umm hey Buckeyes what is you doin

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

These are the numbers that you want to put up when the Cleveland Browns are on the clock

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

something something michigan could still win if the replay booth timekeeper has the courage something something

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Lmao storming the field for barely surviving a MAC school.

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Nordecke fam can boo the card if they want, but dearly beloved, that was the floppiest flop that ever flopped. Embarrassing dive. Soft as baby shit. #Crew96

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It has been years since the last time I watched a football game and didn't sleep through 90% of the second half god I love football naps

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Liv made buckeyes today but she used dark chocolate, and she didn't have any powdered sugar so she crunched up a bunch of regular sugar in the foot processor instead, and y'all it's incredible. I might never eat another regular buckeye ever again.

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The Buckeyes should have always and only ever worn jerseys with gray stripes forever and ever amen

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Oh hell yeah it is once again time to let my happiness for the week be determined by the performance of a team of college kids let's gooooooooo

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Scottie Scheffler isn't human.

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Darby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

If anyone deserved to live forever, it was Dolly Parton. She was the best of us.

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

lol cleveland browns continue to deserve whatever curses they experience

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

soccer is fun i like soccer i enjoy this i subject myself to it because it makes me happy it is very important to remember this

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

What is this huge, gross patch of brown sod in the 6 yd box? It's SCOTT'S MIRACLE-GRO FIELD, ffs. #Crew96

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

🚨THE COLUMBUS #CREW96 ARE ONCE AGAIN A TEAM THAT SCORES REGULARLY FROM CORNER KICKS🚨

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

OH GOODNESS THE xG OF IT ALL

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

You can buy both an Aidan & a Sebastian jersey from Middlesbrough, and have them shipped across an ocean to Ohio, for cheaper than literally walking into the Crew shop and buying a single Max Arfsten jersey.

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I like the Buffalo Bills new alternative uniforms and I don't care who knows it.

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Maybe having a rivalry game right now is the best timing ever, because these dudes do Give A Shit. My biggest complaint about #Crew96 teams that haven't always been top contenders. Hell is Real. Hell yeah.

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Get this cincy goalie and his dumb little baby moustache all the way out of here

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE, WORLD. #MLS

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

How are you literally gonna flip a guy, get a well-deserved red card, and then waggle your finger around in the air as if you could just Nah your way out of an ejection. The audacity

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

So if you have a soccer final on a football field, one of the teams ends up playing rugby. Neat.

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I've decided that I fully loved the hydration breaks. Cheers, everybody.

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

The Hawk show on Netflix is pretty decent at being Semi-Pro But For Golf, but they talk specifically about #18 at Pebble Beach all season long and then they finally get to the #18 at Pebble Beach scenes and the course they're playing at is jarringly not #18 at Pebble Beach.

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Watching the baseball on mute and I can't tell if each commercial is for an adult online college program, ai propaganda, or jesus gets us. But I do know that they have all been one of those.

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Is it a prerequisite to be signed by the phillies that you have to look like someone who operates a ride at the county fair

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Norway's name and number font on the back of their jerseys is elite

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I love it at this stage of the World Cup when the US Men have inevitably pooped their pants and crashed out, when the team that I cheer for (whoever is playing England) is also the team I want to cheer for. (Norway)

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Bummed for Cucho, thrilled for Switzerland's beautiful coach.

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Cucho would've scored if he stayed, the minor leagues made him soft.

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 07/07/2026

We're more of a women's soccer school

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Excited for the kid from Columbus getting into the game to join Club Tril.

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

One thing you're never going to catch me doing is feeling sad that el tri has been knocked out.

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

The announcer muttering "what is going on" in bewilderment

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

England's angry coach looks like a punch doll became a real boy and turned bald.

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Cannot believe that england defender selfishly played defense, denying us the opportunity to see what would have happened if mexico got that audacious bike attempt off.

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Dave @sodavewaslike.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

ELEVEN MINUTES. THIS SHIT RULES.

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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Lord please just give us 120 minutes of this and PKs.

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