John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Killed me and the lady right off this did. I hear it in vocal fry valley girl. 010
Reposted by John Rogersflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Hutton is a consultant for privatised water. This article is about explaining *to you*, the dickheads, that nothing should change, that this is great and the unavoidable, immovable order of things.theguardian.comAndy Burnham talks about ‘public control’ of the utilities but it’s a minefield. We can lead him through it | Will Hutton and Andy HaldaneNationalisation is not the ultimate answer for companies like Thames Water – but they could be run for the public benefit, say journalist and economist Will Hutton and former chief economist of the Ba... 1016147
Reposted by John RogersJason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours. 118313028380
John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026RIP Tim Curry, you would clearly hate how space has become corrupted by capitalism. 😢 020
Reposted by John RogersSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/02/2026The Struggles Of Elon Musk 😔 9481481813
Reposted by John RogersChris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Tom Morello says Fuck Tommy Robinson at the Download Festival today. 28415
Reposted by John RogersProspect Union @prospectunion.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Delegates from across our union at Prospect National Conference showing solidarity with colleagues in the heritage sector. Value the workers who bring heritage to life 💚 177
Reposted by John RogersAnthony Dhanendran @dhanendran.co.uk · 26/05/2026This via r/LondonFood is very cool ❄️ Someone has scraped the UK government's register of air conditioning inspection reports for commercial premises and created a database of London's cafes, pubs and restaurants with AC:staycool.lolStay Cool London — Find pubs, restaurants & cafes with ACFind air-conditioned restaurants, pubs, cafes and bars in London. 3,600+ venues checked. 46333
Reposted by John Rogersceej @ceej.online · 12/03/2025Once these Let Billions Suffer voters see how gruesome letting billions suffer gets they will surely come crawling back to the Let Millions Suffer party and we’ll finally be able to win elections without catering to those troublesome Nobody Should Suffer radicals 4662421635
John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I would like this sore throat to bugger off please. I have done the covid test, am masking on the tube etc and am made up of strepsils and bloody mindedness. 010
Reposted by John RogersREwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 08/05/2026YES YOU DO, YOU DO ACTUALLY DO THAT, ESPECIALLY ON LONG FLIGHTS. CHANGING PILOTS DURING A FLIGHT IS A THING THAT REGULARLY HAPPENS, DAVID 332265387
John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I have an early flight tomorrow and I’m not going to have enough sleep. It’s like I’m pre-knackered thinking about it. Apologies in advance for anyone in row 9 if i snore. 000
Reposted by John Rogerslabria @labria.social.yeschenko.com.ap.brid.gy · 25/04/2026This is perfect! (By Amadeo Capelli) #mechanical #craft #art 562158
John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Can someone tell every train company in the uk that boarding the train, getting everyone sat down and only THEN showing the seat reservation info is just a miserable time for everyone. Train leaves in five minutes. No idea if i can sit here. Wouldn’t let me reserve a seat. Coats loads. Rubbish. 110
John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Just messaging a mate who's visited Liverpool for the first time today and he's loving it. I told him I used to live on Bold Street and it is one of my favourite streets in the world. It always makes me smile to walk up it. Matta's, Bold St Coffee, St Luke's, News From Nowhere... Relentlessly boss. 100
Reposted by John Rogersjay 💫 @jaymc.bsky.social · 11/04/2026was just thinking about same sized robes 😭 052
John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Not that anyone uses this for work but I am really happy with taking my design for Tigercub for their MOST TRIUMPHANT set last night at KOKO. Those brand new GLP JDC Burst-1s though… I’m in love with a strobe and I don’t care who knows it. 000
Reposted by John RogersAdam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 28/02/2026The real threat to democracy doesn't come from 'family voting'. It comes from the losing side refusing go accept they've lost 2763277822
Reposted by John RogersBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Lord Haw-Haw, Hermann Göring, Steven Bannon, Donald Trump, Nigel Farage can you hear me? Nigel Farage your boy took a helluvah beating! 0387
Reposted by John Rogersflash kirstie gordon @artie.gay · 24/02/2026Some of you like dogs, in which case you may appreciate that guide dogs of Team GB for the Paralympics get official photos 372699866
Reposted by John RogersXEECEE @xeecee.bsky.social · 20/02/2026This is what gaming is all about 6144001056
Reposted by John Rogersflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Expect some truly beautiful tifos at the next Celtic v Rangers game 613219
Reposted by John RogersGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Oh, the grand old duke of york He ██████████████████ He ██████████████████ And he ██████████████████ 6860421723
Reposted by John Rogersc0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty. 146122553705
Reposted by John RogersREwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 20/11/2023You come here unannounced on the day my daughter is to be married 7610112
Reposted by John RogersNick Stone @typejunky.bsky.social · 30/01/2026News just in that Melania has been nominated for a FIFA Oscar. 726469
John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 19/01/2026We have had Long Tailed Tits, Blue Tits, Great Tits and the Woodpecker has returned to the window feeder. Happy days. 120
John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Just sorting out the calendar and I see I'm going to be in Liverpool to see us play Qarabag and Newcastle. One is a club with dubious ties to a oil rich state and the other is Qarabag, etc etc. 000
John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Mates I bought a good electric blanket and if you had been thinking of doing the same but hadn’t got around to it I recommend you do it. I just cheered “Fucking. Yes.” when I got into bed then. 110
Reposted by John RogersTits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 22/12/2025This article now has drone video footage for you to see the catastrophe as a Crow might see it 5277
Reposted by John RogersBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 18/12/2025That’s a return on investment of 2.73% If anyone was thinking of investing in AI, I can give you a similar ROI, whilst being more ethical. For every £100 you give me, I will guarantee I’ll give you £3 this time next year. THIS IS NOT A BUBBLE. 1858
Reposted by John RogersBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I’m pissed that we’re all going to have a shitty 10-15 years economically because a dozen techboys believed that it was possible to write code to the point that the program could write better code and eventually either kill us all or make us immortal, and so they spent $1.5tn for $41bn in revenue 1632153
Reposted by John RogersJerlucard @whydoisay.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Bjork's hitboxes are wild 141538477
John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 14/12/2025I need to show you the jargest webs I’ve ever seen. 100
John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 12/12/2025@jaymc.bsky.social knows how to threaten me with a good* time. *good times by no means guaranteed. 010
John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 04/12/2025On a comedy gig at the Apollo in a language I do not speak a word of. Young lad just came up to me and asked “Is the show finished?” “No mate it’s the interval.” Blank stare… Awkward silence. “It’s half time mate.” “OH! Nice one!” Thankfully we both speak footy. 140
John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 25/11/2025“They might not understand the reality of the situation, but they’re certainly going to experience it regardless.” This might be the most diplomatic I’ve ever communicated the sentiment of ‘Fuck around, find out’. 000
Reposted by John RogersJoyce Park @troutgirl.bsky.social · 22/11/2025I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles. 6888872662
Reposted by John RogersJMZ @jmzed.bsky.social · 20/11/2025#Motosky www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...theguardian.comPetrolette: women in motorcycle culture – in picturesLucia Braham has spent 10 years documenting women in motorcycle culture in Australia and the US 1273
John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 20/11/2025I have done the big brave thing and ordered new glazing units for the house. Four fucking degrees centigrade with an overnight of ONE will certainly kick you into action! 120
Reposted by John RogersNeil Atkinson @knoxharrington.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Good to see the referee book Alonso for his views on personal taxation there at the end. 41006
Reposted by John RogersMartin Fitzgerald @4hundredblows.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Madrid are allergic to Conor Bradley 1171
John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 04/11/2025FUCKING GET IN. Vini Jr you cheating, crying gobshite, have that on toast you gang of Franco's favourite bellends. 020
John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Reds, please don't be shite. Have you tried not being shite? You will surely not regret not being shite. 000
Reposted by John RogersOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Ah, happy 88th anniversary of the day Oswald Mosley tried to sell fascism to Liverpudlians – and someone concussed him with a brick 211080376
John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2025[Me, a few weeks ago] “Ooooooh look a sequel to Hollow Knight! Silksong… I loved Hollow Knight! This will be a nice way to wind down after work.” [Me now, like Cooper from Interstellar at the fucking bookcase] “Don’t you idiot! It will do your head in! You’ll break a thumbstick!” 000
John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Me in the MOT place to the tune of The Bee Gees: How fucked is my car? (…is my car, how fucked is my car, i really need to know). 100
