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Kym Deyn @kymdeyn.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

AHHH delightful threads!

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Rough day, so have a poem about the Jar of Moles in the Grant Zoology Museum in London that everyone has regarded as too thoroughly batshit to publish

Jar of Moles (Grant Zoology Museum, London)
crittery dozened things each pink snout snootling
formaldehyde up it's bamboozler which poor fuck
had to collect them out in the dirt with a shovel
here moley moley BONK . I’m only gonna
put you in a jar and let tourists go eww at you
for the next two hundred years god look at me
for two hundred years I’d do anything look
mummy, one of them’s licking the glass—
honey it's dead velvety sweet sardined hope
their ghosts are friends teeming in a molish
afterlife dark and circular everything worm-
flavoured tasty buggy snackerels what if
you smashed the mole jar? vinegared
moles spilling out flaccid & swimming
everyone screaming someone saying Freddy
you gotta get us a new jar of moles—
—goddammit boss I never asked for any of this

A jar of wet preserved moles, the jar is very full and all the little hands, feet and snoots mark it as both upsetting and fascinating

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AND ANOTHER THING, why when I watch a full replay I can get like half an hour of pregame but if I want to watch live the stream doesn't start til bang on puck drop time

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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 26/09/2026

at workington v blyth spartans and an away end seems to have formed around us in the second half

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My top 4 Crow Full Moon shots tonight. P L E N T Y of video to edit someday! 🪶 🐦‍⬛

a crow flies in front of the moon, greyish sky, the crow is flapping their wings down

two crows fly in front and near the moon, in the middle and the bottom left, a snowy egret is out of focus below the moon, greyish sky

a crow flies in front of the moon, dark sky, the crow is flapping their wings up but not fully extended

a crow flies in front of the moon, dark purple sky, the crow is in full cruise mode

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DAZN has started saying "da zone" when it loads up on my TV and I'm sorry but your stupid name is pronounced "dazzun" don't piss me off

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my favourite of the murals

jay 💫 @jaymc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

still fuming about zegras getting naughty stepped for tucking his shirt in last night. style is a crime now. game's gone.

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jay 💫 @jaymc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

bournemouth pigeons don't give a fuck do they

jay 💫 @jaymc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

mo salah scoring a hat trick for another club and getting the yellow card for you know what I think I'm going to be SICK

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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

‘If we give the fascists a little of what they want, they’ll be satisfied’ is a demonstrable, frequently exploded myth, yet is somehow also the basis for almost all social democratic politics in 2026.

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jay 💫 @jaymc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

slightest hint of a chill in the air and here I am with five tabs of expensive oil cleansers open 💸🤡

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jay 💫 @jaymc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

becoming dangerously obsessed with the m&s gastropub moussaka "for two"

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jay 💫 @jaymc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

the league cup on itv sponsored by mr porky. football heritage.

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man up for 70 minutes at home, ref letting you get away with all sorts, still can't get it done. delightful.

sorry but haaland's haircut makes him look like a tkachuk

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HALF TIME INTERVIEWS FUCK OFF

bruno kicks him up the arse when he's on the floor but foden isn't as clever with the retaliatory kick in the balls lmao this is some classic derby day hijinks

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anyone know of somewhere to watch the new van basten TV series in the UK?

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the arteta yellow has cheered me up but him getting one every time he fucking deserved it would cheer me up more

reprise: last train on a saturday night edition 🙃

feel like Fulham came into this not really wanting to know, just trying not to get twatted 5-0, but we've given them enough encouragement that they've started to have a bit of a go. too slow, letting them have more of the ball than they deserve esp on their left hand side

haha I was on my way to carlisle to collect my Lush order and got a spare so I'm now on my way to anfield instead 😅 my bath bombs are going to have to wait

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jay 💫 @jaymc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

just got on the 2 carriage coastal line train to carlisle, 0855 in the morning, and there's a lad sitting here with a half empty pint of guinness. like in a branded pint glass.

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well at least it's half time now so this ref can do some more crystal methamphetamine 👍

jay 💫 @jaymc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

what the fuck is the oilers' problem like is it the opposite of klopp's no dickheads policy