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John Rogers

@lampyjohn.bsky.social
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Lighting Designer and DMX (512) Whisperer.

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John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Killed me and the lady right off this did. I hear it in vocal fry valley girl.
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John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kitchen paper, bio bin.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hutton is a consultant for privatised water. This article is about explaining *to you*, the dickheads, that nothing should change, that this is great and the unavoidable, immovable order of things.
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Andy Burnham talks about ‘public control’ of the utilities but it’s a minefield. We can lead him through it | Will Hutton and Andy Haldane
Nationalisation is not the ultimate answer for companies like Thames Water – but they could be run for the public benefit, say journalist and economist Will Hutton and former chief economist of the Ba...
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP Tim Curry, you would clearly hate how space has become corrupted by capitalism. 😢
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John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
And lo, the holy egg-in-a-cup was her companion.
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John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Ah, the Sacred Texts.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
The Struggles Of Elon Musk 😔
A cartoon made in response to an Elon Musk tweet that reads “Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔”

The black and white cartoon shows Musk standing against the wind. There is a distant expression on his face and a single tear being blown from his left eye.
He wraps his arms around himself, trying to keep warm. The world is so cruel to him. Punishing him for the meagre crime of hoarding massive amounts of wealth and showing no empathy for the vulnerable. Also, he uses his platform to boost racism, misogyny, and white supremacy but seriously guys who would hold that against a fella?

Next to him a caption reads “Being a shit person is ruining my life”
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Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Tom Morello says Fuck Tommy Robinson at the Download Festival today.
Tom Morello says Fuck Tommy Robinson at the Download Festival today.

A picture of Tom Morello holding his guitar in front of his face, the guitar has "fuck Tommy Robinson" written on it.
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Prospect Union @prospectunion.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Delegates from across our union at Prospect National Conference showing solidarity with colleagues in the heritage sector. Value the workers who bring heritage to life 💚
Delegates holding posters reading “I value the workers, bringing heritage to life”
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John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Maybe that’s their tactic - deny entry to all key opponents.
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Anthony Dhanendran @dhanendran.co.uk · 26/05/2026
This via r/LondonFood is very cool ❄️ Someone has scraped the UK government's register of air conditioning inspection reports for commercial premises and created a database of London's cafes, pubs and restaurants with AC:
staycool.lol
Stay Cool London — Find pubs, restaurants & cafes with AC
Find air-conditioned restaurants, pubs, cafes and bars in London. 3,600+ venues checked.
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/03/2025
Once these Let Billions Suffer voters see how gruesome letting billions suffer gets they will surely come crawling back to the Let Millions Suffer party and we’ll finally be able to win elections without catering to those troublesome Nobody Should Suffer radicals
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John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I would like this sore throat to bugger off please. I have done the covid test, am masking on the tube etc and am made up of strepsils and bloody mindedness.
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John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The lying robot that lives in my phone assured me last night: There's no chance of rain tomorrow. Like lad just say minimal or something and we'll all be better situated.
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John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
This man defo tries to blow out dynamite like a birthday candle until i give him small change.
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John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Looks like fuckin Haggar from Final Fight!
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John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Next to an airtag and in a specific drawer for me. Or if I’m travelling it has its own pocket in the travel day bumbag.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
YES YOU DO, YOU DO ACTUALLY DO THAT, ESPECIALLY ON LONG FLIGHTS. CHANGING PILOTS DURING A FLIGHT IS A THING THAT REGULARLY HAPPENS, DAVID
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John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
No mate i want one knackered unslept bastard landing the fucking thing after 20 odd hours on the long haul from sydney, in rain and crosswinds if possible. Autopilot also not allowed. Fucking thick isn’t he?
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John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I have an early flight tomorrow and I’m not going to have enough sleep. It’s like I’m pre-knackered thinking about it. Apologies in advance for anyone in row 9 if i snore.
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labria @labria.social.yeschenko.com.ap.brid.gy · 25/04/2026
This is perfect! (By Amadeo Capelli) #mechanical #craft #art
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John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
On the way up they didn’t even bother displaying the info at all. And it costs so much!
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John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Can someone tell every train company in the uk that boarding the train, getting everyone sat down and only THEN showing the seat reservation info is just a miserable time for everyone. Train leaves in five minutes. No idea if i can sit here. Wouldn’t let me reserve a seat. Coats loads. Rubbish.
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John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
No, but wankers who make adverts could convince themselves that people might so they can get their shitey pun onto the tube.
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John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I reckon they'd have said Tube Zones until legal pointed out that's a trademark of TFL so they have to change it. So now you get an advert that's nonsense. Yay for advertising (!)
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John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I am wondering what other streets make me smile like this. It's a fun wander down memory lane (pun intended). Some of them famous, some just places where I or people I love have lived. Streets where you'd bump into people. Streets that never change, streets where change is constant.
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John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Just messaging a mate who's visited Liverpool for the first time today and he's loving it. I told him I used to live on Bold Street and it is one of my favourite streets in the world. It always makes me smile to walk up it. Matta's, Bold St Coffee, St Luke's, News From Nowhere... Relentlessly boss.
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Kit Yates @kityates.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Headline of the Day.
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John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
That’s what i call regular toothbrushes.
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John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Okay, now he can fill his boots.
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John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Case in point. It's 1-1 now. But it's 1-2 in his heart.
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John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Why would you tempt the fates by getting some schadenfraude at a game that is not even a third of the way through? Enjoy at FT by all means but you're just inviting the hubris demon to come fuck you up in an hour otherwise.
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jay 💫 @jaymc.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
was just thinking about same sized robes 😭
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John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Not that anyone uses this for work but I am really happy with taking my design for Tigercub for their MOST TRIUMPHANT set last night at KOKO. Those brand new GLP JDC Burst-1s though… I’m in love with a strobe and I don’t care who knows it.
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John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The michelin road pilot 6’s i got were like having a new bike.
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John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
In a Gamestation (nearly 20 yrs ago) in Liverpool, guy comes in. His mate asks me to give him personal shopper treatment. I said I wan't able to leave the till. He leaned in and whispered "do you know that is Mickel Arteta?" "Yes. I'm sure my manager, an Evertonian, will be thrilled to assist him."
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The real threat to democracy doesn't come from 'family voting'. It comes from the losing side refusing go accept they've lost
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Lord Haw-Haw, Hermann Göring, Steven Bannon, Donald Trump, Nigel Farage can you hear me? Nigel Farage your boy took a helluvah beating!
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flash kirstie gordon @artie.gay · 24/02/2026
Some of you like dogs, in which case you may appreciate that guide dogs of Team GB for the Paralympics get official photos
Official Team GB Paralympic photo, with the the crests and everything, and a professional headshot, but it's for "Pickle, A Very Good Girl", who is a black labrador, with a hi-viz harness and a red collar.
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John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
“Where’s (Giles) Peterson?” “He’s dead, Dave.”
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John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Accidentally dialled in it for a pufferfish.
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John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
It used to do it to my mum's hearing aid and she would make people think she was in the X-Men or something.
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XEECEE @xeecee.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
This is what gaming is all about
A screenshot of a text box from Star Trek Voyager: Across the Unknown. Kathryn Janeway: Follow them! We'll get Tuvok's lungs back.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Expect some truly beautiful tifos at the next Celtic v Rangers game
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Oh, the grand old duke of york He ██████████████████ He ██████████████████ And he ██████████████████
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
You come here unannounced on the day my daughter is to be married
a big fat crime boss raccoon reclines regally on the fanciest goddamn armchair you've ever seen. it's all gold and baroque. lad has a throne and is behaving accordingly
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Nick Stone @typejunky.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
News just in that Melania has been nominated for a FIFA Oscar.
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John Rogers @lampyjohn.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a gif that says make gifs at gifsoup.com is shown
Alt: a gif that says make gifs at gifsoup.com is shown. It is Golddust the wrestler giving it the big one
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