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Kris Naudus

@lampbane.bsky.social
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Undercover Hispanic, off-white, metagender, enby of letters, food-motivated, possible human with strange hobbies. Galatians 4:16 Available for writing and editing stuff

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☠️ Trapper Sean, M.D(ceased). ☠️ @trapperseanmd.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Did someone say it was #PortfolioDay?
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 18h
I envy those unaware of the Kelly Clarkson magic shop beef
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My mom does this with dishes and trash.
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I bet the food would be awesome
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Comix Action @comixaction.com · 12/10/2026
Another huge announcement! Come see the JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED panel at the No Kings Comic-Con - Online! Free! - on 10/15! Featuring Carl Lumbly, @susaneisenberg1.bsky.social, @phillamarr.bsky.social, and George Newbern! 7 pm ET, 4 pm PT Register here for the link! tinyurl.com/nkcomiccon
Graphic reading Vote early / No Kings Comic-Con panel / Justice League Unlimited / JCarl Lumbly (Martian Manhunter) / Susan Eisenberg (Wonder Woman) / Phil LaMarr (Green Lantern) / George Newbern (Superman) / Hands Off NYC / Comix Action / Streaming live / Thursday, October 15 / 7 pm ET / 4 pm PT / tinyurl.com/nkcomiccon
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Prairie Rose Clayton @hooverdam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
NOW IT CAN BE TOLD: @nerevolution.bsky.social said “it’s Marvel Night!” and I said “here’s a 60s Marvel cover!” And to my surprise they approved it. Swiped from Our Love Story no. 1, original by John Romita, here’s the captains pennant for tonight’s Revs vs @soundersfc.com game
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Avatar: Seven Havens is very, very good. The pilot is fantastic; episodes two and three are solid. I got emotional watching it.
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
holy hell there's a fourth Avatar animated series coming #nycc #lfg
monitor at an angle, displaying a logo for 'Avatar Kuruk'
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
edit drunk
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Soooooo... Digger is a good movie, but it is as "confounding" and "baffling" as others have said and I understand why the marketing was so bad because I legit don't know how to promote it without giving away the entire game. It's a pretentious film for film sickos, and I am one so I enjoyed it
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm going to end up talking about Marvel Unlimited like it's my beautiful dead wife
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Comic Timing Podcast @comictiming.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
With a week to go until this year's #NewYorkComicCon, we present a preview & primer for the con's 20th year, featuring @iamscifi.bsky.social @lampbane.bsky.social @raphdoesstuff.bsky.social and @jamaligle.bsky.social. This includes places to eat, what to bring, panels worth attending and more! #NYCC
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Comic Timing Episode 297 – New York Comic Con 2026 Preview and Primer
As this episode releases, we are now one week away from this year’s New York Comic Con, which also happens to be the 20th edition of the show. To prep us all for this undertaking and ordeal o…
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I saw this trailer before Coyote vs. ACME and I said to @iamscifi.bsky.social "Is this Angel Films? I bet this is Angel." And right on cue the logo appeared and he loudly went "WHAT" while I cackled
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I never realized how much I needed a failson zombie movie until I saw Resident Evil (2026)
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ah, missed in the anime Hunter × Hunter (#328) Monster (#437)
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Venture Bros. (#283), Scavengers Reign (#302), Phineas and Ferb (#305), American Dad (#307), Blue Eye Samurai (#356), Star Trek: Lower Decks (#359), Regular Show (#368), Big Mouth (#433), The Legend of Korra (#443), Love, Death + Robots (#461), Aqua Teen Hunger Force (#477)
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Non-Japanese animated shows in the Top 500: Bluey (#142), Adventure Time (#143), Arcane (#151), Over the Garden Wall (#165), Archer (#200), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (#235), Steven Universe (#263), Invincible (#265), The Boondocks (#282)
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A few anime got nominated and made the Top 500: Attack on Titan (#115), Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood (#198), Death Note (#267), Jujutsu Kaisen (#411), Naruto: Shippuden (#455), JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (#466), Vinland Saga (#488)
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NYT published its Best 100 Shows of the 21st Century as chosen by readers, and huzzah, Avatar: The Last Airbender made the cut at #37 (!!!) Bob's Burgers is #98 Rick and Morty just barely missed it, at #101
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who says The Simpsons isn't good anymore
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How did neon green become a Halloween color? orange = pumpkins, and black = night and bats, but it's not just green in general, but NEON green Frankenstein can be green, but he's not neon Is it slime? Is this Ghostbusters or Nickelodeon's fault?
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A lot of folks love to crap on the English title "Delicious in Dungeon" but I've yet to see anyone come up with a good alternative that isn't just the Japanese name "Dungeon Meshi"
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RRR
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Rrr Movie Dance Off
Alt: Ram and Bheem from RRR dancing Naatu Naatu
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This observation was made before Tommy Tuberville said anything, btw It's really weird timing
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
some day we really need a full accounting of the crossover between furries and transit fandom (taken at last weekend's bus festival)
a person dressed in a blue parrot mask wearing a purple suit jacket and holding a blue mixed drink. he has gloves and a monocle. he is on a vintage bus.a person wearing a green parrot head with a green eyelet dress, holding a red mixed drink and a light blue purse. she is inside a vintage bus.
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm watching Rose of Versailles right now so uh... yeah I'm very late (At least I've seen Utena)
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is 50 minutes long and I bet it sold for at least $30
Akira Production Report on VHS
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The dream of the '90s is alive on the Kim's Video animation shelf
a row of VHS tapes on a shelf, including Liquid Television, Tenchi Muyo Ryo-Ohki, and Bubblegum Crash Meltdown
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
and yeah, there are some spec fic shows on there, but they're all "prestige shows", e.g. Game of Thrones, Severance, The Leftovers, Andor etc. Basically, it's like how, if Haruki Murakami writes it, it's no longer genre fiction, but literary fiction
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Since everyone is weighing in on what shows are missing: Interview with the Vampire Avatar: The Last Airbender Bluey But, as is tradition, the list is weighted against spec fic, animation, and children's shows
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I could see him being hesitant about redoing what many consider "a perfect film" No one wants to be George Lucas
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Weeb Wednesday take: Akira is a great film, but its legendary status also means we're unlikely to ever get a "true" adaptation of the original manga, which sucks because there's so much left to cover (However, the fact that the new Ghost in the Shell is comic accurate gives me hope)
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
webcomics really needs its own AO3
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've been working on this for two years now and I'm still not done.
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
great now I'm just going to be looking at your tits next time I see you
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The decorations in Blazers were very cute, including the bathroom, which was covered in images from the SI "Bodies" issues. Just good vibes all around; I wonder what it's like when it's busier. ⭐⭐⭐⭐
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Game 3: Blazers, in Williamsburg. It was a Monday night so it was pretty empty. I think they have 10 screens, including a big one in the back room that has the baseball game on. Like two screens were showing Drag Race. I got a beer and a hot dog, which were both pretty good and affordable.
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The vibes weren't very sports bar, more like "cute brunch spot that happens to sometimes show women's sports." But it did at least have a few people who were into the baseball game. ⭐⭐
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They had trouble getting the WPBL game on due to rights issues but I don't blame them for that. I do blame them for the fact that there are six TVs there and two of them were showing college football. There's also a projector that they rolled up the screen for immediately once the US Open was over.
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Game 2: Athena Keke's, which is in Fort Greene in Brooklyn. I arrived while the US Open final was in full swing and the place was packed so I left and ate elsewhere, coming back once the match was done. I ordered an NA cocktail and posted up at the bar.
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I posted up near the door and was witness to *four* different groups of men come in looking for the 49ers game and be turned away disappointed. At least one actually shifted shouted "where's the fucking football game?" It was basically this scene from the Simpsons and it was glorious. ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Homer Simpson in a lesbian bar
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Game 1: Wilka's, which is in Manhattan on Bowery. Probably the most "sports bar" of the three with somewhat plain decor and 20 screens. I got a beer and a sandwich, which were good. They were showing the US Open (Coco Gauff) and FIBA World Cup (US vs HUN) in addition to the baseball game
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I wanted to watch the WPBL but I don't have ESPN Select, which is how I ended up finding out there were 3(!) women's sports bars here in New York. Didn't know which one to pick so of course I tried all of them, one for each game of the semifinals between NY and LA. Impressions:
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ahem:
(a)        In the districts indicated, for single- and two-family residences, accessory off-street parking spaces shall be located within or to the side or rear of buildings containing residences. Accessory parking spaces may also be located between the street line and street wall of such buildings and their prolongations only where such spaces are located in a driveway that accesses at least one parking space located to the side or rear of such building and no portion of such driveway is located in front of such buildings.

However, such parking spaces may also be located in a driveway directly in front of a garage, where such garage is within:

(1)        a semi-detached building in an R3-1 or R4-1 District; or

(2)        a detached building on a zoning lot with at least 35 feet of frontage along the street accessing such driveway, and at least 18 feet of uninterrupted curb space along such street.

No parking spaces of any kind shall be allowed between the street line and street wall of an attached or semi-detached building in an R1, R2, R3A, R3X, R4A or R5A District, or for an attached building in an R3-1 or R4-1 District.

R3-2 R4 R5

(b)        In the districts indicated, other than R4-1, R4A, R4B, R5A, R5B and R5D Districts, for single- and two-family residences, accessory off-street parking spaces shall be located within or to the side or rear of buildings containing residences.
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If this was really about fung shui, then the city could just swap out the planned trees for rain gardens, right? But it's not about the trees; it's about the (illegal) parking that this would block.
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We also had the two PBS stations, but it was weird to just have no way to access the major networks until they got temporary transmitters set up. But even then, the signal was awful for months. My parents had cable but not in every room, and 9/11 is why they finally got me my own cable box.
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Something I don't see a lot of people talk about with 9/11 and the days after is that, at the time, the majority of networks were using the WTC as a transmitter. Once the towers went down, a lot of people lost TV service. Just static for days, outside of CBS (which transmitted from the ESB)
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's a shame that they seem intent on burying The Uprising, because it's pretty good! It doesn't waste any time getting to the point — you know that scene in the trailer where Andrew Garfield flips a table? That's in the first 10 minutes!
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