Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026And don't worry, this isn't my first time with dangerous tools. My mom's ex bf was a carpenter and I took woodshop in hs. I have gloves and safety glasses and I'm being safe. 170
Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The couple next door are moving. We're sad because they're both very nice and share stuff with us a lot. The husband gave me a miter saw he doesn't want to have to send off and omg I'm having a blast. KC gave me some money to buy some wood to make them a little folding desk. Hehehe 1100
Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026That means so much to me ;-; I've been struggling but I def want to draw the girls more. 110
Reposted by Theo LambWOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Just one kiss. Only one. 2026 6545146
Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026As things online get worse and less inviting, I'm over here going back in time with my crafting doing things like making cord with a lucet and trying to figure out if I can make an ancient warp-weighted loom from sticks I find in a forest. 1110
Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026They're just jealous of your body's efficiency in protecting your eyeballs. 000
Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026If anyone can spare any money to help me pay bills I would greatly appreciate it. I'm disabled and haven't been able to work a steady job since 2018. Any helps goes to my bills and keeps me out of the sun trying to do deliveries (my meds hate the sun and I'm always in pain). Links in bio. Love you. 022
Reposted by Theo LambInternet Archive @archive.org · 25/08/2026We've been getting a lot of questions about how the Internet Archive digitizes books. The short answer: page by page, by hand. You may remember our viral 2021 video of Eliza Zhang scanning a book. That's still how we do it. Meet Eliza, and learn how we scan books: blog.archive.org/2021/02/09/m... 6642711343
Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I feel this deeply in my bones. Literally because the thing slowing me down is my body hurts all the time. Lol 020
Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026(Chronic pain be damned I'm gonna make my backyard look nice. I'll pay for it tomorrow.) 040
Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026That's what I was thinking. Debating if I want to fight my shaking hands and make a tiny bone rosary for Harrow and carve out the wooden one I attempted. Lol 110
Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I have to make them out of wire because I messed up carving them out of the wood lol 110
Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Have you heard about our person lord and savior, the Necro Lord Prime? 2252
Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Call me Victor Frankenstein the way I'm making a friend for my child. 1162
Reposted by Theo LambTheo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I bled for Her (accidentally stabbed my hand). #harrowharknonagesimus 13610
Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I bled for Her (accidentally stabbed my hand). #harrowharknonagesimus 13610
Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Which is upsetting because they can greatly impact your whole body. 110
Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Y'all, my partner loves me so fucking much. They let me scroll through the weird radfem that followed them before blocking her because they know I love looking at weirdos on the internet. ;-; It feels so nice to be seen and understood. 180
Reposted by Theo LambDr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 30/07/2026It’s really starting to grind me down 4102603051
Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I made my child spend time outside in my janky backyard garden. 0120
Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Lies. I've never been cute a day in my life. I'm tough. 240
Reposted by Theo Lambwrən @dirtsecret.bsky.social · 24/06/2026i do this cuz i like you #makeaterriblecomicday2026 5062111515
Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I was too busy to post about it but yesterday was my love @raccoonbat.bsky.social 's birthday. I'm so lucky I have them in my life and I'm so happy to have them by my side to deal with everything life keeps throwing at me. So I just wanna brag for a moment. Lol 1100
Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Yesterday was my birthday. I'm 38 now. I love my partner so much. And I'm thankful for my friends. 1170
Reposted by Theo Lambpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/01/2025My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project” 114114521538
Reposted by Theo LambBlind Sided Dice 🎲🦯 @raccoonbat.bsky.social · 27/04/2026The big accounts not bothering with ALT is so discouraging esp when they claim they are inclusive. I havnt complained about this in awhile but guys im still here and im still BLIND and i wanna be able to interact and enjoy this site too, please use ALT text! 22414
Reposted by Theo LambMaddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 20/04/2026happy birthday weed 06517
Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Had the best day ever with @raccoonbat.bsky.social at the ren faire. I am the luckiest butch there ever was. 180
Reposted by Theo LambBlind Sided Dice 🎲🦯 @raccoonbat.bsky.social · 20/04/2026The ren fair was so fun, and loved dressing up with @lambocalypse.bsky.social, now for a nap and then to DM a ShadowDark lvl 0 gauntlet for my parents, lol. 042
Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 20/04/2026You're so right. And there were Nott/Veth and Mollymauk/Caduceus ones too. But I didn't want to ask KC to spend too much. I need an Essek one tho so Caleb can have his bf. 020
Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Wrong. My cat would ask me where I am every few minutes and then ignore me when I get home. She is obsessed with me but in the way that she needs me to see her ignoring me. 0101
Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I'm really loving Mighty Nein. And I think my phone autocorrected the name in the alt text...oops. 040
Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Look what KC bought for me when I spotted them at the game store. I'm so excited to paint them when I finish my green dragon. 2100
Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 16/04/2026KC just told me what happened and that's wild. People just don't know how to be normal online anymore. They just act like you post something online and it's instantly theirs to do what they want with it. Sorry you had to deal with it. <3 130
Reposted by Theo LambAndrew ZeHusky | Vgen Commissions Open @andrewzehusky.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Here to promote my VGEN (trying to get verified) vgen.co/AndrewZeHusky Im aalso taking suggestions bc maybe I should rephrase the title description of the services. Ideas? 086
Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I had to do a sleep study overnight and my real life Harrowhark left me "drawer bread" aka a 3 musketeers taped to a piece of bread in our snack drawer. Words can't express how much I love them. ;-; 2191
Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Links are in my link tree. I hope you have a good day. 040
Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I have a smog check and car registration coming up and I need my car for appointments. And I need new bras and socks. If you're able to help, I appreciate it so much. If not, I understand because I'm in the same boat. Love you regardless. 140
Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Hello friends, I hate asking but if you're able to monetarily help me at all, I'd greatly appreciate it. I am disabled, haven't been able to work for 6 years, fighting for assistance, and have to struggling to donate enough to keep up. 177
Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Happy birthday Jess!!!! And of course I love Sam and Bianca. 110
Reposted by Theo Lamb✨jess🔮yuri wizard✨ @witchazard.bsky.social · 07/03/2026its my birthday today so u guys should totally give love to my sweetheart lesbians, Sam and Bianca😏 If u want to toss a tip to your local yuri dealer ive got an itchio page with some older yuri as well as a kofi😋 💚 witchazard.itch.io 🩷 ko-fi.com/supersappho 97803225