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Theo Lamb

@lambocalypse.bsky.social
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Artist. Butch lesbian, any pronouns. 38. Obsessed with The Locked Tomb, my partner, and art. linktr.ee/lambocalypse?utm_source=l…

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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
And don't worry, this isn't my first time with dangerous tools. My mom's ex bf was a carpenter and I took woodshop in hs. I have gloves and safety glasses and I'm being safe.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The couple next door are moving. We're sad because they're both very nice and share stuff with us a lot. The husband gave me a miter saw he doesn't want to have to send off and omg I'm having a blast. KC gave me some money to buy some wood to make them a little folding desk. Hehehe
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
That means so much to me ;-; I've been struggling but I def want to draw the girls more.
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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just one kiss. Only one. 2026
Digital art, my work. A monstrous wolf women kissing a women Close up of a mysterious wolf women kissing a women. My art
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
As things online get worse and less inviting, I'm over here going back in time with my crafting doing things like making cord with a lucet and trying to figure out if I can make an ancient warp-weighted loom from sticks I find in a forest.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
They're just jealous of your body's efficiency in protecting your eyeballs.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If anyone can spare any money to help me pay bills I would greatly appreciate it. I'm disabled and haven't been able to work a steady job since 2018. Any helps goes to my bills and keeps me out of the sun trying to do deliveries (my meds hate the sun and I'm always in pain). Links in bio. Love you.
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 25/08/2026
We've been getting a lot of questions about how the Internet Archive digitizes books. The short answer: page by page, by hand. You may remember our viral 2021 video of Eliza Zhang scanning a book. That's still how we do it. Meet Eliza, and learn how we scan books: blog.archive.org/2021/02/09/m...
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I feel this deeply in my bones. Literally because the thing slowing me down is my body hurts all the time. Lol
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
(Chronic pain be damned I'm gonna make my backyard look nice. I'll pay for it tomorrow.)
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Butch Activities™
A photo of a backyard garden cobbled together from an assortment of buckets and planters. The garden bed of dirt is being worked on. Dirt is everywhere. My boots are visible as I rest. I have cool lesbian flag shoelaces.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
That's what I was thinking. Debating if I want to fight my shaking hands and make a tiny bone rosary for Harrow and carve out the wooden one I attempted. Lol
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I have to make them out of wire because I messed up carving them out of the wood lol
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Have you heard about our person lord and savior, the Necro Lord Prime?
Gideon and Harrowhark carved out of wood and painted. They're from the book series The Locked Tomb.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
So badly.
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Kiana Mai @kianamai.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
NEXT MONTH!
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Call me Victor Frankenstein the way I'm making a friend for my child.
A wooden carving of Harrowhark from the Locked Tomb that's painted is next to an unpainted carving of Gideon from the same book series.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I bled for Her (accidentally stabbed my hand). #harrowharknonagesimus
A small wooden carving of Harrowhark Nonagesimus from the Locked Tomb bookseries. Next to an eraser for scale.A small wooden carving of Harrowhark Nonagesimus from the Locked Tomb bookseries. Held in my hand.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
That's accurate actually lol
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I bled for Her (accidentally stabbed my hand). #harrowharknonagesimus
A small wooden carving of Harrowhark Nonagesimus from the Locked Tomb bookseries. Next to an eraser for scale.A small wooden carving of Harrowhark Nonagesimus from the Locked Tomb bookseries. Held in my hand.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Which is upsetting because they can greatly impact your whole body.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Y'all, my partner loves me so fucking much. They let me scroll through the weird radfem that followed them before blocking her because they know I love looking at weirdos on the internet. ;-; It feels so nice to be seen and understood.
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It’s really starting to grind me down
The Barney/Moe’s Tavern meme

“Default AI features” Barney being kicked out
“Finding how to turn it all off in the settings” -satisfied Moe

Third panel Barney coming in behind “software update”
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I made my child spend time outside in my janky backyard garden.
A tortoiseshell cat inside of a pet tent. She is looking up through the netting at the camera.A backyard makeshift garden where the plants are in pots.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Lies. I've never been cute a day in my life. I'm tough.
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wrən @dirtsecret.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
i do this cuz i like you #makeaterriblecomicday2026
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I was too busy to post about it but yesterday was my love @raccoonbat.bsky.social 's birthday. I'm so lucky I have them in my life and I'm so happy to have them by my side to deal with everything life keeps throwing at me. So I just wanna brag for a moment. Lol
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Thank you ❤️
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Yesterday was my birthday. I'm 38 now. I love my partner so much. And I'm thankful for my friends.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”
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Blind Sided Dice 🎲🦯 @raccoonbat.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The big accounts not bothering with ALT is so discouraging esp when they claim they are inclusive. I havnt complained about this in awhile but guys im still here and im still BLIND and i wanna be able to interact and enjoy this site too, please use ALT text!
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Vlad ♦️ Remaster Edition @vladwakinyan.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
happy birthday weed
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Had the best day ever with @raccoonbat.bsky.social at the ren faire. I am the luckiest butch there ever was.
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Blind Sided Dice 🎲🦯 @raccoonbat.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
The ren fair was so fun, and loved dressing up with @lambocalypse.bsky.social, now for a nap and then to DM a ShadowDark lvl 0 gauntlet for my parents, lol.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
You're so right. And there were Nott/Veth and Mollymauk/Caduceus ones too. But I didn't want to ask KC to spend too much. I need an Essek one tho so Caleb can have his bf.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Wrong. My cat would ask me where I am every few minutes and then ignore me when I get home. She is obsessed with me but in the way that she needs me to see her ignoring me.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I'm really loving Mighty Nein. And I think my phone autocorrected the name in the alt text...oops.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Look what KC bought for me when I spotted them at the game store. I'm so excited to paint them when I finish my green dragon.
Miniatures of Jester and Fjord from Mighty NineMiniatures of Beau and Caleb from Mighty NineMiniature of Yasha from Mighty Nine
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
KC just told me what happened and that's wild. People just don't know how to be normal online anymore. They just act like you post something online and it's instantly theirs to do what they want with it. Sorry you had to deal with it. <3
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
catra with whore written on the mirror
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Sushi sushi sushi
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Andrew ZeHusky | Vgen Commissions Open @andrewzehusky.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Here to promote my VGEN (trying to get verified) vgen.co/AndrewZeHusky Im aalso taking suggestions bc maybe I should rephrase the title description of the services. Ideas?
Screenshot image of my VGEN services and current prices. 

There are single telegram stickers for $8 USD. 
Sticker pack of 5 for $35. 
Full color Illustration of character for $25 titled "Kung Fu Panda Character" even tho it's open to all furries. 
Sparring Fighting Furry which is an illustration of 3 characters fighting for $50.
And Flat color Illustration for $25 with options to upgrade the colors and the background. 

Below there is a progress bar loaded 50% meaning that's how much I need in order to get verified.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I had to do a sleep study overnight and my real life Harrowhark left me "drawer bread" aka a 3 musketeers taped to a piece of bread in our snack drawer. Words can't express how much I love them. ;-;
A 3 musketeers candy bar taped to a piece of bread in a zip lock bag in a drawer with other food in it. There is a note on the candy bar that says "Saved you some for sustenance. Stay put and get some rest, Griddle!"
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Love that
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Links are in my link tree. I hope you have a good day.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I have a smog check and car registration coming up and I need my car for appointments. And I need new bras and socks. If you're able to help, I appreciate it so much. If not, I understand because I'm in the same boat. Love you regardless.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Hello friends, I hate asking but if you're able to monetarily help me at all, I'd greatly appreciate it. I am disabled, haven't been able to work for 6 years, fighting for assistance, and have to struggling to donate enough to keep up.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Happy birthday Jess!!!! And of course I love Sam and Bianca.
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✨jess🔮yuri wizard✨ @witchazard.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
its my birthday today so u guys should totally give love to my sweetheart lesbians, Sam and Bianca😏 If u want to toss a tip to your local yuri dealer ive got an itchio page with some older yuri as well as a kofi😋 💚 witchazard.itch.io 🩷 ko-fi.com/supersappho
Werewolf Bianca holding up SamSam cupping Bianca's cheeks as they kissSam leaning her head on Biancas shoulder
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