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Theo Lamb

@lambocalypse.bsky.social
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Artist. Butch lesbian, any pronouns. 38. Obsessed with The Locked Tomb, my partner, and art. linktr.ee/lambocalypse?utm_source=l…

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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Butch Activities™
A photo of a backyard garden cobbled together from an assortment of buckets and planters. The garden bed of dirt is being worked on. Dirt is everywhere. My boots are visible as I rest. I have cool lesbian flag shoelaces.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Have you heard about our person lord and savior, the Necro Lord Prime?
Gideon and Harrowhark carved out of wood and painted. They're from the book series The Locked Tomb.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Call me Victor Frankenstein the way I'm making a friend for my child.
A wooden carving of Harrowhark from the Locked Tomb that's painted is next to an unpainted carving of Gideon from the same book series.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I bled for Her (accidentally stabbed my hand). #harrowharknonagesimus
A small wooden carving of Harrowhark Nonagesimus from the Locked Tomb bookseries. Next to an eraser for scale.A small wooden carving of Harrowhark Nonagesimus from the Locked Tomb bookseries. Held in my hand.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I made my child spend time outside in my janky backyard garden.
A tortoiseshell cat inside of a pet tent. She is looking up through the netting at the camera.A backyard makeshift garden where the plants are in pots.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Look what KC bought for me when I spotted them at the game store. I'm so excited to paint them when I finish my green dragon.
Miniatures of Jester and Fjord from Mighty NineMiniatures of Beau and Caleb from Mighty NineMiniature of Yasha from Mighty Nine
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I had to do a sleep study overnight and my real life Harrowhark left me "drawer bread" aka a 3 musketeers taped to a piece of bread in our snack drawer. Words can't express how much I love them. ;-;
A 3 musketeers candy bar taped to a piece of bread in a zip lock bag in a drawer with other food in it. There is a note on the candy bar that says "Saved you some for sustenance. Stay put and get some rest, Griddle!"
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
We're disgusting.
A digital sketch of an anthropomorphic opossum blowing a smoke heart at a raccoon with bat wings who's standing on the other side of a glass door. The raccoon-bat is flipping off the opossum.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
When you smoke but your partner doesn't but you both want to be in each other's skin. Happy Valentine's Day to my best friend and love, @raccoonbat.bsky.social
A digital drawing of an anthropomorphic opossum and raccoon with bat wings. The opossum is sitting in a chair outside of a sliding glass door about to light a glass smoking pipe while looking up at the raccoon-bat standing inside the glass door. The raccoon-bat is staring back at the opossum with their face and hands pressed against the glass. They say "Hi" with little hearts around the speech bubble and then they also say "stinky" in another speech bubble.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
He's my boy. #themightynein
A sketch of the goblin Nott and the wizard Caleb from the animated show The Mighty Nein. Nott is braiding Caleb's bangs while he sleeps on the ground.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Yeah but our drawings are cute.
Scribbles in a phone note app of a little Harrow by me and a little Gideon face by KC.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Some Lumity just because I can.
A pencil drawing of Luz and Amity from the Owl House. It's a redraw of the scene where Luz is talking to the little rat creature they found who ate the journal and Amity is staring at her in wonder because she thinks Luz is so sweet.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Happy Halloween! (sorry I forgot to post this here earlier) #griddlehark
A cartoon drawing of Gideon and Harrowhark from the Locked Tomb series. Harrow is dressed like Frankenstein and Gideon is dressed like the monster. Harrow is holding a grumpy looking jack-o-lantern in front of herself and Gideon is holding a happy jack-o-lantern above her head while yelling "RAWR" happily. Harrow looks like she's trying to stifle a smile while blushing and watching Gideon.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Harrowhark Nonagesimus and her cavalier Ortus Nigenad.
A screenshot of Suì-Fēng and Marechiyo Ōmaeda from the anime Bleach.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Guess what day it is, beetches!
Stolas from Helluva Boss as a little kid waking up in bed and saying "my birthday, my birthday, it's my birthday"
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Everyone say "Happy 3rd Birthday, Gideon Nyav, First Catnip of my House."
A tortoiseshell cat laying on her side on top of a dresser. She is looking at the camera with big round eyes. She is very cute and next to her is an orange Halloween mug full of water with a cat on it and little bat designs inside.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Trying to fight depression and anxiety with salsa.
Two containers of chili corn salsa and two containers of pico de gallo.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Lou: "Everyone at this table is hard!" Vic: "Hard." #ParlorRoom #Dropout
Becca Scott and Vic Michaelis on Dropout show "Parlor Room". They are playing a game called "Money and Guns". Vic is resting their head on Becca's shoulder while pointing a toy gun at Becca's head. Vic is looking at the camera with an open smile after saying "Hard." finishing Lou's comment about everyone at the table being "hard". Becca is looking away while smiling.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Gideon Nyav wishes you a Happy Easter
A tortoiseshell cat sitting on a bed looking at the person taking a picture of her with big round eyes.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush? Rogue. Everything about her.
Rogue from the animated X-Men cartoon from the 90s.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
His name is Carl, he has a best friend named Fred, and he's working on a book critiquing the ruling class.
A painted table top role playing game miniature of a wizard holding a staff and a molotov that is lit. His robes are a muted red, his cape a muted yellow, his undershirt is blue, and his hat is black with a bronze star. He has a sword scabbard on his belt that is blue with bronze decoration. His shoulder armor is bronze. He has gray hair and a darker mustache and eyebrows.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
My beautiful and judgemental Gideon Nyav.
A tortoiseshell cat loafing on a pile of blankets on the bed.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
This is obviously Gideon post-Pool Scene. Pre-Pool Scene Gideon would also just think about Harrow biting her. This was one of my first pieces of fanart for the Locked Tomb. (posting old art while I don't feel good) #griddlehark #gideonnav #harrowhark #thelockedtomb
A two panel comic with no boarders that is a redraw of a meme with Gideon and Harrowhark from the Locked Tomb. In the first "panel", Gideon is looking at her hand and says "I wonder what I taste like." Harrow responds, "I can help with that." In the second "panel", Gideon's sunglasses have slid down her nose as she looks over at Harrow with shock while blushing. Gideon has a thought bubble next to her head showing she is thinking about Harrow and herself kissing. Meanwhile, Harrow is looking off to the side and has her own thought bubble where she is thinking about biting Gideon.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Treats!
A chocolate sundae and banana split from the Ghirardelli factory outlet.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
The Pool (Float) Scene #griddlehark #gideonnav #harrowhark #thelockedtomb
A black and white, single panel, cartoon. Gideon and Harrow are in a pool in a funny reenactment of the pool scene from Gideon the Ninth. Gideon is standing in the water with her chest and up showing. Harrow is floating in the water using arm floaties that little kids use in the pool. Gideon is smiling down at Harrow who looks grumpy. There are three skeletons in the background outside of the pool.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
It's been a whole year without my best friend. I miss her so much. I always feel like I'm missing something now.
A beagle with blue ticking sitting on the passenger seat in a car with a harness on and looking at the driver with her tongue sticking out.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
The wonderful @raccoonbat.bsky.social got me little CaitVi monitor buddies. Look at my little babies.
A photo of two little figurines in a sitting position sitting on top of a computer monitor. They are Vi and Caitlyn from the Arcane League of Legends show. They are dressed up in their enforcer outfits from act one. There is a poster of Garrus from Mass Effect on the wall behind them.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
She is a baby (demon).
A long hair tortoiseshell cat laying on the seat of a desk chair and looking up at the camera.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 17/06/2024
Happy Father's Day from NecroDadPrime.
A single panel comic featuring Kiriona Gaia and John Gaius from the Locked Tomb series. Kiriona is standing and staring down at John in confusion. Meanwhile, John is passed out, face first, on the floor in the Family Guy death pose. It says Happy Father's Day from Jod in the space above John and next to Kiriona.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 10/05/2024
Heathers (1988) but make it Griddlehark I should have my movie watching rights revoked because I can't watch anything without making it Griddlehark. Though the idea really started with "Dead Girl Walking" from the musical. #griddlehark
A screenshot from the movie Heathers with Gideon drawn over JD. Gideon is clearly beaten up and hurting, with blood on her forehead and coming from her mouth. She is looking at Harrow off screen and says "Now that you're dead, what are you going to do with your life?"A screenshot from the movie Heathers with Harrow drawn over Veronica. She is also beat up with blood on her cheek and hands. Her hair is a mess and she has a cigarette dangling from her mouth as she looks down at Gideon from the stairs.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 20/04/2024
Badness Level Maybe Harrow just needs to play some Elvis or go surfing. #theLockedTomb #Harrowhark #GideonNav #Griddlehark
A single panel feature Harrowhark and Gideon from the Locked Tomb. It's copying the scene from Lilo and Stitch where Lilo is showing Stitch his badness level. Gideon is pointing at a drawing on the table and saying "This is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone of your size." Harrowhark is sitting next to Gideon, her head barely clearing the top of the table, and she's looking off to the side grumpily.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
New Name, Still No Rizz #theLockedTomb #griddlehark #NonaTheNinth #Harrowhark #KirionaGaia
A four panel comic featuring Harrowhark and Kiriona Gaia from the Locked Tomb series. Harrow is shocked to see Kiriona and says "Nav!?" while Kiriona gestures to herself with her thumb and smugly says "Guess I'm finally your type." Kiriona, with her eyes closed continues to look smug while Harrow starts to fight tears. Then as Harrow begins to cry out Kiriona comes back to her senses and quickly tries to comfort Harrow saying "Wait! No! Look, Harrow! I'm fine!" but Harrow, still crying, says "NO YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE DEAD." Comic by Theo Lamb @ Lambocalypse
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
I redrew my first ever doodle of Honey. She was a very good dog. She just loved chewing on things she shouldn't.
A pen sketch of me holding up a beagle puppy and saying, "Puppy, stop doing bad." This is the first drawing I ever did of my dog Honey from 12 years ago.A cartoon of me holding up a beagle puppy with ticking on her coat and saying, "Puppy, stop doing bad." It's a redrew of the very first picture of my dog Honey from 12 years ago.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
Happy Valentine's Day!
A drawing for Valentine's Day featuring Gideon and Harrow from the Locked Tomb. It says Happy Valentine's Day and Gideon is picking Harrow up from behind to hug her while Harrow tries to escape while blushing and hissing.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
Don't tell Harrowhark what to do. She's the Reverend Daughter. #thelockedtomb #harrowhark #palamedessextus
A two panel comic featuring Harrow and Palamedes from the Locked Tomb. In the first panel, Harrow is staring up at Palamedes with a blank expression while he punches her arm awkwardly with a smile and says, "Remember to be kind to yourself, Harrow." I the second panel, Palamedes is gone and Harrow angrily stares ahead of herself and says, "Well, now I really don't want to." Implying that because she was told to do something it made her not want to do it even more.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 19/01/2024
Harrow is still learning how to show her affections. #thelockedtomb #harrowhark #gideonnav
A two panel comic featuring Harrowhark and Gideon from the Locked Tomb series. In the first panel, Gideon is sleeping while Harrow is sitting up next to her and watching her sleep. In the second panel, it's zoomed in closer to their faces as Harrow leans in and says "I love you so much, I want to strangle you in your sleep." Gideon has woken up and heard her and is staring at her surprised, confused, and a little afraid even if she knows Harrow isn't going to do anything. (edited)
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 18/01/2024
Warmbo 2024 If our politicians are going to be corporate puppets maybe they should just be literal puppets.
A digital parody drawing of Obama's 2008 campaign "Change" poster. Instead of Obama it's a drawing of the puppet Warmbo from the youtube news channel "Some More News" and instead of "Change" the bottom says "Warmbo".
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 09/01/2024
she frew up #thelockedtomb #harrowtheninth
A single comic panel featuring Harrowhark and John (aka Jod, Necrolord Prime) from the beginning of Harrow the Ninth. Harrow is wearing hospital gown that is open at the back so her little butt peaks out. There is vomit on the front of the gown and she is staring blankly up at John with blood smeared on her face in the design of her skull make up and says, "I frew up." (I threw up.) John is staring down at her with a face that clearly says he doesn't know what to do about this as he looks up from his electronic notepad.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
Happy First Day of Christmas from the Nongesimus-Nav family. #thelockedtomb #harrowhark #gideonnav #griddlehark
A digital drawing in a cartoon style of Gideon and Harrowhark from the Locked Tomb book series. They are taking a professional Christmas photo together. You can only see her from the waist up but Gideon is sitting down while Harrow is standing next to her with her hands resting on Gideon's shoulder. They are standing in front of a background with a Christmas tree, an arm chair, and a wreath on the wall. Gideon is wearing reigndeer antlers and a Christmas sweater with the picture of a candy cane and it says "it's not going to lick itself". Harrowhark is wearing a Santa hat and a sweater that has a snowman killing another snowman and ripping out its guts. Gideon is smiling showing her tooth gap and Harrow looks as serious as ever.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
This Side of Paradise Gideon and Harrow making out in the backseat of Coronabeth's SUV. Bonus drawing on my tumblr (same screen name). #griddlehark #thelockedtomb #gideonnav #harrowhark
A drawing of Gideon and Harrow in the backseat of a SUV kissing. Harrow is dressed in very modest clothes. A long black skirt, long sleeve turtleneck shirt, ankle high black boots, black tights, and a cross necklace. Gideon is wearing a black shirt and blue jeans. Harrow is learning against the door with her feet propped up on the seat. Gideon is holding herself up on her arms as she's positioned between Harrow's legs pushing Harrow's skirt up to her waist. It's nighttime outside with street lights visible and shining light on them.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
going through it and if Boogle can't help...well I can't afford anyone else.
image 1 of 2. a cartoon of Theo sitting at a desk looking at their computer screen. They look very numb and have bags under their eyes.image 2 of 2. Theo's computer screen. they are searching "how to not feel like an emotionally manipulative piece of shit while stuck in a months long emotional rut because your life is falling apart".
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
Happy Halloween from Gideon Nyav
A poorly designed "Happy Halloween" image. A photo of my cat, a tortie named Gideon, is in the center wearing a little devil costume. She looks unamused. It says Happy Halloween underneath her in a font of my handwriting. There are clip art images of a pumpkin, skeleton, and ghost around her.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
when your big butch girlfriend is afraid of scary movies. it's me. I'm the big butch girlfriend. my gf @raccoonbat.bsky.social is the brave one.
a pen and ink drawing of two anthropomorphic cartoons, a raccoon with bat wings and an opossum, sitting against pillows on a bed watching a movie. the raccoon-bat is eating popcorn from a bowl and smiling while the opossum is scared and trying to hide behind them and their hands. the off screen TV says "Boo! I'm a ghost!" followed by a scream of "AHHHH!!!"
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
A dino-dachshund
a pen and ink drawing of a dachshund wearing a dinosaur Halloween costume.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
Werewolf just really loves her girlfriend.
a pencil sketch of a werewolf hugging a witch to her chest and licking her face as the witch smiles.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
Two little Jacks! (since I missed yesterday, there's two!)
a pen and Ink drawing of two jack o lanterns with happy faces.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
a happy little bat joins the crew.
a pen and ink drawing of a vampire bat flying in the air with a little smile.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
A little ghost enjoying a drink
a pen and ink drawing of a ghost enjoying a drink with a little smile. you can see the drink floating around in his tummy.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
a cool little mummy to go with my werewolf
a pen and ink drawing of a cartoon mummy wearing sunglasses and standing like a cool guy with his hands in his wrappings like pockets.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
A little werewolf for the first day of Spooky Month.
a pen and ink drawing of a little cartoon werewolf sitting down and wagging their tail.
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