iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Men shouldn’t have to fear consequences for them to respect women as human beings, BUT if you want to scare men into better behavior, mass-producing penis-sized guillotines isn’t a bad place to start.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My dad passed away 35 years ago today. If he were still alive, he’d be proud of me for being the hottest guy on Bluesky.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If anyone is selling discounted gasoline in a back alley in Van Nuys, let me know.

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The feeling of questioning whether or not something is AI as part of its destruction of all visual art

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Claude isn't the name of a helpful technology I need to use, it's the name of an ill-tempered French-Canadian longshoreman who hates my guts.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Is it me or are the people who invented social media kinda bad at social media? It’s almost as if it’s not for them, but it’s more of a way of taking up everyone else’s time and attention while they’re busy doing evil shit.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I wouldn’t say I’m getting old, but I am slightly more inclined to take the elevator now.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Idea: A “Little Shop of Horrors” remake where Mushnik’s is an appliance shop and the Audrey II is a Smart Refrigerator.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The entire goal of capitalism was to eventually get to a point where an iced tea would cost $6. Not really worth subjugating a large portion of humanity for, if you ask me.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It really is a huge flaw in human design that you can’t see or reach a large portion of your back.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Daily Affirmation: Repeat after me, “all of my dumb ideas are good dumb ideas.”

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Mr. Buddy @alexfirer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hmm starting to see the flaw in entrusting our nuclear missiles to a computer.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Saw this ad thumbnail on my YouTube homepage and it felt pretty on the nose.

A youtube ad thumbnail that reads "TEMU UNITED STATES CLEARANCE EVERYTHING MUST GO."

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If you watch a football game now, they have these little "made possible by ChatGPT" analysis segments that aren't nearly as informative or entertaining as it was to watch John Madden drawing on the screen with a pen.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Digital immigrants are crossing the existential border to take our jobs.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Tilly Norwood agreed to be in my student film about an evil AI chatbot that wants to destroy the entertainment industry and the only thing that can stop her is a Bruce Willis impersonator (hoping to get Daniel Radcliffe for this role). It's called, "Die Hard Without Intellectual Property Rights."

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Timeline Cleanse: I just painted this and I kinda like it!

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You could never do an AI remake of The Princess Bride, because every character would be the "six-fingered man." It'd be too confusing.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Today is the first day I’ve ever had multiple thoughts about Ed Sheeran. Would not recommend.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I feel like the guillotine factory would be a great place to work. Management is probably under a lot of pressure to make sure the workers are always happy.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Ed Sheeran should’ve done the sensible thing and moved his shows to a smaller venue where less people would’ve been forced to hear his music.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Mitch McConnell has barricaded himself in his home and is telling police “YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!”

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Mitch McConnell will return to the senate tomorrow in a giant jar of formaldehyde.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Starting a new trend where we ask AI to make us all into characters in the movie Waterworld.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

*goes back in time and lets all of the AI CEOs into art school.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Going for a long walk in 102° heat just to see if I can get a few hallucinations in.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I don’t think humanity is going to last much longer, so I got myself a burger tonight.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

All of those people who came to the U.S. for the World Cup and left with ranch dressing validated American culture way too much. Feels like that was somehow a very dangerous choice.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

We fear what we don’t try to understand. For a lot of conservatives in this country, it’s Islam. For me, it’s when people form parasocial relationships with reality tv couples and start referring to them by their first names and expect me to know whom they’re referring.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Is it me or was the first person to say it’s good luck to get shit on by a bird in desperate need of a win?

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I bet all of those people who have seen the image of Jesus in burnt toast think baristas who present them with latte art are instruments of god.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Not sure how to monetize wanting to enjoy my life.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Might have to get back on the dating apps strictly for the hit of dopamine that comes from having false hope.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I want to form a cover band with the goal of eventually releasing the definitive greatest hits collection.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

If Finland is the happiest country in the world, maybe the cure for depression is Finland.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I always regard the landing part of the flight as a pleasant surprise.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Since Trump renamed Lake Ontario to “Lake America,” Canada should rename the U.S. “The United States of Ontario.”

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I hear when you die you are most likely reincarnated as a food delivery robot bearing your name.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I'm convinced RFK Jr is patient zero for every viral food outbreak. He's just an organism that exhales salmonella, E. coli, listeria and cyclospora – and sometimes he'll just pop by a random food processing plant and breathe around for a while.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

What if Peter Parker had turned into Spider-Man because he had swallowed 8 of the wrong species of spider in his sleep over the course of a year?

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Just read that watercress is the most nutrient-dense plant, so I’m going to start a watercress farm and ride out the apocalypse there if anyone would like to join.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

My horoscope this morning told me my “spirit is suffocating.” People hate on astrology but it’s probably the most accurate science we have.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Jubilee should pivot away from overtly political discussion and just see how progressives and conservatives handle a game of musical chairs.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Trump escaped Turkey in a catering cart? What a chicken! You think he had to duck down the whole time he was in there?

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

AI is a tool? No, Photoshop is a tool. AI is a genie that grants you a wish that makes you realize your life was better before you made that wish.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

In Fascist America, Flock tends you!!!

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Sunscreen is like $14. They’re really gatekeeping not dying of cancer.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

We need to start rickrolling people again. It was a great way to humble someone.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

All my "misuses of punctuation" are artistic choices.

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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

The year is 2065: No one has heard from Mitch McConnell in 39 years, but he has just broken the record for oldest person who has ever lived.

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