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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 3h

Out here defending Jane Doe and Digger.

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 19h

After her botched execution yesterday, Christa Pike is still unconscious. Thankfully, she's not at a frat house.

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 22h

USA Today? More like SA Today.

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I wrote a humor piece about Cornell. “First of all, I want to thank the prestigious Stonepile University for the opportunity to write an essay as my form of punishment.” jillmariemorris.substack.com/p/why-its-wr...

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Why It’s Wrong to Report Rape on Campus

Reflections on my error in judgement

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Yeah, Jane Doe totally did this as a cash grab. Accusing a man of rape is how I got my Gulfstream jet.

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

To be fair, the Cornell 7 do have a promising future. One day they will be dead.

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I finally have some shared ground with our president: I’m sleepy.

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Cornell called the gang rape accuser “irresponsible” for talking about the essays and defended itself. I must have missed the part of sex ed where they taught us how to handle being gang raped responsibly.

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Trump’s campaign ads are now funded by taxpayers. So, not anyone in the Trump family.

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

They say rape allegations ruin a man’s life. It’s true! Being the president seems stressful!

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My room is so messy. I can’t even find the bodies.

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hey, fellas, if you’re in a group chat and raping a woman is suggested, try the thumbs down emoji.

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Instead of being expelled, some of the Cornell rapists wrote essays. Even with an Ivy League vocabulary, it must be hard to come up with euphemisms for gang rape.

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm finally getting the attention I deserve. Unfortunately, it's from Flock cameras.

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Preparing for the nor’easter by stocking up on DVDs of No Country for Old Men.

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Clavicular has been charged with rape. His lawyer promises to hammer the charges down.

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

At the Brooklyn Museum I learned Japan didn’t trust women to make baskets until the 1960s. Makes sense; baskets lead to shopping.

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A good trick to stopping spam calls is not paying your phone bill.

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The Paramount Warner-Bros merger would make a good movie to shelve as a tax write-off.

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I could never sit on a jury. I stand for justice.

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My stylist says I need to start wearing clothes.

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The remaining White House reporters have no choice but to procreate so they don’t go extinct.

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Mamdani’s meeting Trump tomorrow. I didn't realize you could call 311 to fix the president.

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

My Dasher’s driving the wrong way with my uranium.

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Every parent who said “I’ll GIVE you something to cry about” was talking about 2024.

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Not surprised Trump and his people are assaulting America. It is a pretty young country.

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Matt Gaetz saving face by telling friends he just wanted to spend more time with other people’s kids

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Goodbye, cruel, world. Wait, no! The comma!

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Has America tried pinning the Constitution to the top of its profile?

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Is it a red flag if you're dating a serial killer, and he only wants to kill other people?

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Not worried about nuclear war because I think I’d look better with three tits.

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Maybe now that Dr. Oz is in charge of Medicaid and Medicare, they'll finally start covering the vacuum dust he sells as a supplement.

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

If I’m not the most popular person in my camp, I’m joining the fascists.

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Your honor, my client is innocent because I assume everything is my fault.

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Two happy creatures back in October. Georgia has not let the election affect her mood.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Hi friends! I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet. The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.

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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 15/11/2024