Kylotronic @kylotronic.bsky.social · 29/04/2026A new category of "self insert" fiction has emerged. I know people who would loudly criticize this but privately, and very obsessively, they would be first in line to try this kind of ptolemaic, puerile garbage. 010 0
Kylotronic @kylotronic.bsky.social · 29/09/2025ISTG if we lose her in 2025, then we're truly doomed as a nation bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comDolly Parton postpones Las Vegas shows over ‘health challenges’The star delays her Las Vegas residency by almost a year, saying she needs "multiple procedures". 130 0
Kylotronic @kylotronic.bsky.social · 23/09/2025In case of rapture, this account will not change in any significant way. 020 0
Reposted by KylotronicFDRinaMechSuit @fdrinamechsuit.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Everyday there are like three headlines: 1. Trump gives himself $1,000,000,000,000 2. Here’s irrefutable evidence Trump is a pedophile 3. Thousands of immigrants in churches, farms, and schools were killed and/or sent to slave death camps by masked men today 0153 0
Reposted by KylotronicNick Kapur @nickkapur.bsky.social · 02/07/2025It's hard to avoid recalling this passage from the English historian Tony Judt: 5331621050 0
Reposted by KylotronicMovies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 26/06/2025The Bluesky Paradox: every demand to open comments is an argument against opening comments 754240 0
Reposted by KylotronicNBA @nba.com · 23/06/2025The Oklahoma City Thunder are the 2024-25 NBA Champions! 41854293 0
Reposted by KylotronicBrian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 23/06/2025“It’s gonna be a great night in Oklahoma City” (everything closed two hours ago) 446954 0
Reposted by KylotronicSummer Rain @weebwitched.bsky.social · 15/06/2025If you were hiking in the Echo Lake Park mountains yesterday and faintly heard Kass's theme, that was me 1515 0
Reposted by KylotronicSummer Rain @weebwitched.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Person who is gay: I'm gay Person who is straight: I'm straight Person who is bisexual: I'm bisexual Person who is from Schaumburg IL: I'm from Chicago 4184 0
Kylotronic @kylotronic.bsky.social · 03/06/2025The Pacers' flight into OKC was diverted to Tulsa because of severe weather. True fans know it's because the D never stops. #thunder #nba 0153 0
Reposted by Kylotronicslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/06/2025i saw rfk jr swimming through the chuck e. cheese ball pit like an eel 271877232 0
Reposted by Kylotroniclauren gallagher @notexactly.bsky.social · 02/06/2025reading dorian gray the way oscar wilde intended 253095893 0
Kylotronic @kylotronic.bsky.social · 30/05/2025The only doctrine that conservatives actually believe in is that they should be able to do whatever they want and other people should have to do whatever conservatives want. 020 0
Kylotronic @kylotronic.bsky.social · 11/05/2025What was this movie for you? For me, it was Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves starring Kevin Costner. It's not a good movie. 210 0
Reposted by KylotronicEvery Body's Best Friend Korbyn @diarrheawoman.bsky.social · 05/05/2025YOUR DREAMS CAN COMING TRUE 131 0
Kylotronic @kylotronic.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Just went into a small, local independent grocery store and didn't find what I was looking for. On the way out, one of the workers said to me "Thank you for coming in. You didn't get anything but we're still happy with you." This is a new kind of customer service.I've never encountered before 160 0
Reposted by KylotronicBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/04/2025But we're going to have beautiful empty shelves and it's something I think you'll be seeing very soon. We won't be the country of clutter anymore. [doing accordion hands] it's called minimalism. Ok? 116101361264 0
Reposted by KylotronicSatan @thedevil.bsky.social · 26/04/2025finally a politician i can get behind 534271242848 0
Kylotronic @kylotronic.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Among other things, MAGA hats are now subject to a 104% tariff. 170 0
Kylotronic @kylotronic.bsky.social · 08/04/2025I love staring out of the window when I'm flying. I'm also terrified of heights. 140 0
Kylotronic @kylotronic.bsky.social · 07/04/2025I fully respect anyone who can play this instrument 220 0
Kylotronic @kylotronic.bsky.social · 05/04/2025We're about to enter a recession unlike any other in our history. The people in the roles that would usually try to prevent a recession are actively trying to cause it. The people in the roles that would usually try to support you during a recession are all being fired. 130 0
Kylotronic @kylotronic.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Forgetting about the world for a few more hours... 260 0
Kylotronic @kylotronic.bsky.social · 21/03/2025I ate too much at dinner and now I think everyone dislikes me 38% more 100 0
Reposted by KylotronicSam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Don’t worry, there’s someone out there who will love you just the way you pretend to be. 011459 0
Reposted by KylotronicSummer Rain @weebwitched.bsky.social · 11/03/2025This show is tomorrow! Come see me act like I know what I'm talking about! 082 0
Kylotronic @kylotronic.bsky.social · 21/02/2025I met Murray later in his life, after his previous owner passed away. We've been good friends for the last four years. Though I have to send him on his way today, I'll always be grateful for his friendship and silly personality. 130 0
Kylotronic @kylotronic.bsky.social · 17/02/2025"Cancer kills itself because it kills the host" is great news if you're not the host" is the spiciest political take I've read this month- and that's saying a lot. 260 0
Reposted by KylotronicMatt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 03/02/2025if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesn’t require any votes at all 700399728511 0
Kylotronic @kylotronic.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Love this little friend and I hope he's feeling better today. 150 0
Kylotronic @kylotronic.bsky.social · 01/02/2025In an effort to refuse to let every waking thought be haunted by political evil, please marvel with me at this plate of deviled eggs I ate a few weeks back 2221 0
Kylotronic @kylotronic.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Feels like I'm going need to start heavily compartmentalizing to protect myself during this moment in time. 080 0
Kylotronic @kylotronic.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Ready to use this extensively for the next four years. 040 0
Kylotronic @kylotronic.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Don't lie to yourself and think you're going to fire back up the Tiktok addiction but keep it in check this time. You won't. It's designed to work against your better judgment. It was great while it lasted but it's tainted now. 040 0
Kylotronic @kylotronic.bsky.social · 10/01/2025One shouldn't say bad things about the dead. Only good. Anita Bryant is dead. Good. 030 0
Reposted by Kylotronickim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 07/01/2025noticed you texted me "thanks" instead of "thanks!" where is this hostility coming from? 1861999 0
Kylotronic @kylotronic.bsky.social · 04/01/2025I think we all hope we have some kind of effect on the people we meet or spend time with. "Exhausting" isn't really what you're shooting for, though. 000 0