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Lilith (Kylie) the Evil Bard 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her)

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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“harry potter is my comfort series” they’re killing kids, Barabara.
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
anyone who is still an enthusiastic harry potter fan in 2026 deserves to be publicly shamed & bullied
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Lilith (Kylie) the Evil Bard 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 1h
does it really take that many episodes to charge the spirit bomb? or is everyone meming?
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Long_Painter @longpainter.bsky.social · 3h
Another Milky Way In Turquoise 20”x10” oil on canvas Available on my website.
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briellastella @briellastella.bsky.social · 5h
Customer service has gotten materially worse. Web search is barely usable. Webpages have become less functional and those that still work are buckling under 100x the traffic. Basic computer functionality we've taken for granted has been trashed. Malpractice has proliferated across every industry.
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Lilith (Kylie) the Evil Bard 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 1h
neat desktop UX ideas, the first prototype is actually such a cool idea: www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7Af...
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Scott Jenson: Are we really going to use the same Desktop UX forever?
YouTube video by The KDE Community
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 14h
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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CheunArt🔞 @cheunart.bsky.social · 16h
MAMAROBOT CMS
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 5h
Gender is European. Trans is bourgeois. Patriarchy was invented by Queen Victoria in the 19th century. There can be no shared experiences between misogynized people within and outside the West.
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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promotional art of the game castlevania with text added rhat says "capital is dead labor. vampire lIke, it only lives by feeding up9n workers"
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Lilith (Kylie) the Evil Bard 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 5h
MercurySteam working on Castlevania: Our protagonist turns into a vampire MercurySteam working on Metroid: Our protagonist turns into a sci-fi vampire
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Lilith (Kylie) the Evil Bard 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 6h
doing my duty by listening to wallsockets - underscores for the first time :3
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Logan @bulklogan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wendy Carlos in front of a synthesizer with 50 bazillion wires and knobs
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Lilith (Kylie) the Evil Bard 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 6h
we can all agree grilled cheese needs to be sliced diagonally, right?
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Lilith (Kylie) the Evil Bard 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 6h
Doc help! My Delorean has been stolen and the only way to get it back is to win a DJ competition! I don't know how to DJ!!! Don't worry Marty, I've got just the performance enhancing drug that'll do just the trick!! It's called estradiol valerate!!
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Lilith (Kylie) the Evil Bard 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 16h
there's a reason why they're doing the whole "AI Actress" hollywood thing right now and not "AI Actor" instead that reason is misogyny btw
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Lilith (Kylie) the Evil Bard 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 19h
dear every CEO and investor in the entotainosphere: no more "reboot where we show the origin of x". it's over. we're done. move forward.
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AmperSam @ampers.am · 06/10/2026
We launched the SMW Central wiki today so people can finally get information about what a regrab is: wiki.smwcentral.net/wiki/Regrab
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pinball machines used to be outlawed because they looked too much like gambling.
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Game Changer-themed play party
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Lilith (Kylie) the Evil Bard 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the reason why they called it microsoft edge is because the Internet is for porn
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Banned Books Week @bannedbooksweek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's finally here! Are you ready to join us in kicking off #BannedBooksWeek?! This year's event is too big for just one piece of art, so we have THREE! #LetBooksBe bannedbooksweek.org
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yuritober day 4 and we're feminizing
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taby 🏳️‍⚧️ @tabymeow.afrolatinsky.app · 05/10/2026
internet is my church
female validation my faith
and lesbians my cult

pic of a church in the middle of nowhere
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Lilith (Kylie) the Evil Bard 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
im not taking my amazon basic skater skirt off, i am amazon basic skater skirt o'toole
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Lilith (Kylie) the Evil Bard 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
joining the war on self-actualization on the side of self-actualization
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Lilith (Kylie) the Evil Bard 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
will smith was right
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🔩All Hallow’s Joan🐈‍⬛ @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When you think about it, men having to face social and personal consequences for their actions is almost exactly like that time we mob murdered a bunch of women
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sasha @2damntrans.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I've not shared this on Bluesky before, so here it is. At 1:48 PM (BST), on Friday September 7, 2018, I reached the greatest height of my posting career. This is my magnum opus. I repost it here for posterity, for future generations to enjoy.
A thread of replies on Twitter dated Sep 7, 2018.

@blanchardphd tweet: I've reviewed my share of manuscripts for scholarly journals. If I thought an author's language was ridiculous (eg, "gender assigned at birth" for "sex"), I might say so, but I never wrote that an author *must* use this language or *must not* use that.

@2damntrans reply: BOFA are particularly bad at this.

@blanchardphd reply: What does BOFA stand for?

@2damntransreply: IT STANDS FOR BOFA DEEZ NUTS IN YA MOUF U DIRTY OLD GIT
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Comrade Kitten @scenemissing.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
who the fuck needs malfoid when we have bowsette kids today i fucking swear
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JCog @jcog.dev · 03/10/2026
I've been looking at a lot of AI code lately, and the difference between human and AI commit messages are *comically* different. human: added feature fixed problem actually fixed problem AI: Since time immemorial, variables have been fundamental to producing meaningful code. In this essay, I will
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🦁 FunkyLion 'Yuyake' 🦁 @funkylion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Getting tired of untested vibecoded ports that are just buggy and because no experienced coders are around, they can't fix it? Never fear, as I have listed decomps and recomps done by actual people and it will continue expanding! If you know any, lemme know!
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Lilith (Kylie) the Evil Bard 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ms. Gender
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Lilith (Kylie) the Evil Bard 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
when someone you irrationally hate for no good reason says a funny joke and you laugh smdh
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Lilith (Kylie) the Evil Bard 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
turns out there's a new subseries of Love Island called "Unlocked"?? They were in chastity the whole time in the main series?????
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Lilith (Kylie) the Evil Bard 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i always roll a d20 and subtract my CHA before making a skeet
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Lilith (Kylie) the Evil Bard 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
they'll get all 7 dragonballs and revive them all the next movie so who cares
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Lilith (Kylie) the Evil Bard 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the universe really should have considered how much laser hurts before cracking my egg smh
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Lilith (Kylie) the Evil Bard 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i love pipelines!! ... in azure 😎
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Lilith (Kylie) the Evil Bard 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i love AI (the hit album American Idiot by Green Day)
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Lilith (Kylie) the Evil Bard 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
dig through the ditches and burn thru the witches and slam in the back of my dragularrr
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Lilith (Kylie) the Evil Bard 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
being she/her'd fills me with determination
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Lilith (Kylie) the Evil Bard 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
fuck trains fuck buses fuck bike lanes, i love atlas shrugged, capitalism is innovation, mark carney is great, lets go pipelines! - Kylie, if she was evil
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Lilith (Kylie) the Evil Bard 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
woah it just leaked that they're already working on a new mario kart google "MK Ultra" for info!
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💀 Em-balmed Arcadia 💀 @emarcadia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The fact this pretense is maintained at all is sometimes mind boggling to me. If you are perceived to be part of the in group even a little men will trip over themselves to tell you about how much they love violence and dominance under the assumption you're on the same team.
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Lilith (Kylie) the Evil Bard 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just laughed so hard i swallowed gum, RIP to the next 7 years i guess
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Lilith (Kylie) the Evil Bard 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh this was posted by the real nintendo...
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Lilith (Kylie) the Evil Bard 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her) @kyliethebard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you were working as a dominatrix in a cock-n-ball-torture bar
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