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kyle t.

@kylethiessen.bsky.social
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Author of the unwritten memoir "How to Squander Your Potential in 40 Short Years" and its follow up "Wait No Make That 49"

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Looking for people to feel better than is no way to go through life, y'all
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I wonder if every living person in every single airport everywhere at all times has any idea how slow they're walking
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm married to someone who thinks video games are stupid, that I spend too much time playing them, and that GTA 6 coming out on her birthday is a personal insult. She's probably right about all of it. But boy am I glad to not be stuck with one of these insufferable narcissists
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'Don't Let Your Husband Play GTA 6' — Angry Spouses Are Threatening to Break Up With Their Partners If They Play GTA 6
A bunch of angry spouses on social media believe that Grand Theft Auto 6's in-depth relationship mechanic is equivalent to cheating on your real life partner and worth breaking up over.
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Eden Robins @edenrobins.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yooooooo my new silly murder mystery, DON'T CROSS MO ELLERY, is an instant USA TODAY Bestseller??!!?? Is this real life?? Not too late to jump on the buying-this-book bandwagon! bookshop.org/a/127432/978...
A graphic that talks about the silly murder mystery novel DON'T CROSS MO ELLERY and how it is a USA TODAY bestseller, as of August 19th.
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
And now everyone who reads People Magazine knows my peeing habits. I just knew, if I married the right person and was pure of heart, it would happen someday! (also there's a new book on the shelves)
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Two Former Enemies Wrote a Murder Mystery Together — And No One Died (Exclusive)
Authors and ‘former enemies’ Eden Robins and MW Garguilo formed an unlikely alliance as a writing team. The authors will publish their debut co-written novel, ‘Don’t Cross Mo Ellery,’ on Aug. 11, unde...
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Probably because it's a frustrating mix of sub-lime and sub-par
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Guy leaves Chicago and alla sudden he thinks he doesn't like messy sandwiches
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Marjane Satrapi 1969-2026 Obviously we are required to talk about the majesty of Persepolis, but after that, The Voices is an unsung gem that I absolutely adore - a movie so precisely aligned with my sensibility it felt like I directed it in another universe (but not as well as this). RIP
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The Voices Official Trailer #1 (2015) - Anna Kendrick, Ryan Reynolds Movie HD
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Amazing. Yet another reason I wish I'd had a dad
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
You're obsessed
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Porno For Pyros - Pets (Official Video)
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Except the people who would actually want one of these don't travel to other countries
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Snipers
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Pure joy 💔
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a man and a woman standing next to each other with a caption that says i will go insane and i will take you
Alt: Catherine O'Hara screaming that she will go insane and she will take you with her
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Last day of open seating, a feature I truly enjoyed. Today I scored the jackpot: "super" legroom and an empty middle, or what you might call Southwest's "Business Class."
A view from the exit row of a commercial airliner where I am channeling my inner Wilt Chamberlain (by stretching my long legs, not sleeping with 20,000 women)
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Ooh I love "prompt stealer" it's like two insults at once
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Although Clue might have been photos. I'll be sure to get right on that.
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Knives Out, Glass Onion, Clue, and possibly the previous films which inspired them that I have never watched
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I have never been ashamed to say I've always liked this movie.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 07/12/2025
die-hard | adjective | strongly or fanatically determined or devoted Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I don't know who this "Birdie Horne" is but she sounds very talented and attractive and like she knows a lot about being a crossing guard
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Oh dang I thought that was a dream
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Pics or it didn't happen
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
The Rock-afire Explosion. Don't pretend you didn't know their name, Sean.
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Mwell actually George Miller only directed the second Babe - Pig in the City - which absolutely feels like a Mad Max movie
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a man in a suit and tie is covering his nose with his finger .
Alt: A fucking pedant
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Ah yes I also miss Blues Traveler's John Popper
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I was previously unaware that Hunter Biden is exactly how I need to start every day
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I wasn't watching it before! I will now double down on my efforts
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Eden Robins @edenrobins.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Cannot tell you how unbelievable it feels to be on this shortlist, and in holy cow such amazing company!!!
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
You've just reminded me that my NYT games subscription is set to expire on Thursday. Things are really looking up
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
If you never give up the dream, and are pure of heart, it can happen for you too Wordle 1,456 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Alternatively: fuck this
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
If your caption is "I'm going to let this image speak for itself" then you have failed to do so (Don't forget alt text btw)
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Time to get a fake ID www.statnews.com/2025/05/20/f...
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FDA will limit Covid vaccines to people over 65 or at high risk of serious illness, leaders say
The FDA announced it will limit access to Covid-19 vaccines going forward to people 65 and older and others at high risk of serious illness
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
There's something about "action star Bob Odenkirk" that dramatically elevates it for me. boxd.it/4Hsoq3
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A ★★★★ review of Nobody (2021)
First watch: This is no John Wick Second watch: This is not trying to be John Wick Third watch: John Wick is trying to be this
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Samuel L Jackson's rallying monologue is sublime
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Hi 👋 I work in the ICU and often help patients find comfort in their final, dying moments and this is some king shit right here and I say he's innocent
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Ex Machina was fine. I was monumentally unmoved. I do like Dredd and 28 Days Later but he didn't direct those
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Another astute thread by Sean, who I regularly lament does not live near me, because I'd be buying him a drink every time he posted something great, and he would be fucking wasted all the time
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Vaya con dios
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Wisdom right here
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I hadn't heard of Little Monsters until this afternoon when it was recommended to me. I also recommend
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
This happens in 28 Days Later, though they are not "undead" zombies but rather living humans infected with a virus. So. Are they even zombies? Today we will be talking about
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
In the game The Last of Us, the zombie virus is airborne in addition to bites. Areas with low ventilation pose the risk of spores, and so masking is required. They did away with the spores aspect in the HBO adaptation, which I was sad about.
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
What *does* occur in almost every zombie (and vampire) flick: Discussion of "Well we know xxx can hurt them, that's their weakness" and, later, "That's not your brother (mother, best friend, accountant, etc) anymore!" and consequent argument prior to slaying of said ex-person
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
But to be fair, the "Some sort of disease" rigamarole isn't that common either. Typically shit starts happening and they just deal with it rather than discuss it, unlike vampire movies for example.
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
They imply a pre-existing knowledge in Shaun of the Dead ("Don't use the zed word") but it's not typical outside of comedies like Zombieland or (our undead Easter feature tonight) Little Monsters (from 2019, not to be confused with the Fred Savage movie of the same name from 1989)
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I pegged you for a guy who's into bespoke underwear anyway
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Like fine Corinthian leather
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Just wrote this in the parking lot after seeing it. Drive three hours to a furniture store if you can. boxd.it/9rKnwL
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A ★★★★½ review of Sinners (2025)
On a whim this morning I decided to explore my options for seeing Sinners on a proper IMAX screen today, and both of my options were a three-hour drive away: to the south, in New York City, Lincoln Sq...
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