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kyle t.

@kylethiessen.bsky.social
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Author of the unwritten memoir "How to Squander Your Potential in 40 Short Years" and its follow up "Wait No Make That 49"

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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Last day of open seating, a feature I truly enjoyed. Today I scored the jackpot: "super" legroom and an empty middle, or what you might call Southwest's "Business Class."
A view from the exit row of a commercial airliner where I am channeling my inner Wilt Chamberlain (by stretching my long legs, not sleeping with 20,000 women)
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
This is a scene of me, in the world, right now
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Since you brought up that scene, it's a good time to remind everyone that the kid who tries to steal the guitar grew up to be Argyle in Die Hard
De'voreaux White at age 14, stealing a guitar in The Blues Brothers De'voreaux White at age 22, hanging out in a limo in Die Hard
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
There's plenty more where this came from
Bathtubs Over Broadway, a documentary about industrial musicals (and making things you love) Bad Day at Black Rock, one-armed Spencer Tracy beating the crap out of Ernest BorgnineA Matter of Life and Death (aka Stairway to Heaven), why isn't everyone talking about this movie all the time
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
May his memory endure on our biggest screens
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.
Bruce Willis looking concerned and/or perplexed about something while wearing a pink bunny suit
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
Goodreads in a nutshell
A goodreads book review in which the reader essentially admits "I ignored half of it"
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 15/07/2024
I mostly slept through Sunday school, but also
Revelation 13:3. One of the heads of the beast seemed to have had a fatal wound, but the fatal wound had been healed. The whole world was filled with wonder and followed the beast
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
Just unearthed this screen capture I took in 2017 illustrating that google worked just fine without AI
A google search field containing the phrase "sam blam boom wah song" and yielding results in French that I can't spell even while looking at it
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
A real Kevin McCarthy would never let his friends replace him
The actor Kevin McCarthy standing up against an invasion of body snatchers
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kyle t. @kylethiessen.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
20th anniversary next year. We need a street festival, or at least like a commemorative donut
A sign on the Kinzie Street bridge in Chicago memorializing the 2004 incident in which a Dave Matthews tour bus dumped 800 pounds of poo on some people
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