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Ket Hanks

@kylelewjah.bsky.social
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve had 3 people tell me today my dating life could be a reality tv show lmao
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
rip charlie kirk; you would have loved to still be alive
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bw @quebeckie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It’s 1 AK (after Kirk) ☠️ @kylelewjah.bsky.social
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
15 years ago when I was doing a lot of really good cocaine, I had been up for a 2-3 day bender (with working) .. had my 94 Fleetwood Brougham on a car lift trying to fix it to drive out to the first PH dicks. Fixed it right before we had to leave,
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
2 18 hole rounds im the 80s already today. Would have been at work for a hour. What a good day
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Puring a forged 6 iron is one of the best feelings next to s*x lmao
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Drank for 8.5 hours yesterday, floated down the river, grilled a bunch of tubed meats.. McDonalds breakfast and now off to work golf outing. Off all next week. God is real
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Operation quit Velo, it’s fucking time 😭
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Name a harder jam band song. You can’t lmao
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
UM is just A7X for people who do LSD lol
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Sometimes you forgot to eat, stress is an all time high, way to much caffeine/nicotine, working way to hard in the humidity. Thought I was going to die at work last night.
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Bad day to be a order of hot wings lol
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Maybe drinking for 12.5 hours straight was not a good idea
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i picked the correct decades to not eat vegetables
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Does a hole in one count if you’re golfing alone 😭😭😭
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Crazy what a couple months can do for your mental health
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
New GF who is awesome, new R7 mini driver on the way, new Zyn flavors, god is real
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Ok liberal tears are delicious, they were right about that.
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Bourdain summer for real
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maxwell largeman 🪷 @dad.franklinstower.online · 20/06/2026
what if the nukes legit didn’t work after this?
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Just deactivated every nuke In the world with sorcery.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
food is honestly so legit
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Imagine caring about jam bands in the year of 2026 lmao
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Bourdain summer for real
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
She craves the hot cheeto
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
If tDB played at a goos3 fest years ago, we would have absolutely roasted. Cooked fan base tbh
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Beef week
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Can’t wait to crush some 2.0 balls this morning lol
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Kettle mean
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Boss txts me saying I got good news. Tell you when you get in. Better be a sick person raise or training on different sup position
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Guys in their 80s at the golf course are so lit. Absolutely love it
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Just to know I’m off today and @dribbledfiddler.bsky.social is hopefully working lol
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Breaking bones on a skateboard is cooler than a hand dryer at least
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Post tornado, buzzed steak quesadilla and burritos absolutely hitting
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
We all put faces on
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Wooks Koepka @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
They say monster energy flows from the ground and the trees bloom zyns. @kylelewjah.bsky.social
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Jason Day and Justin Rose paired tomorrow 🥹
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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
There should be at least one PGA golf course that has mini golf style obstacles throughout the greens. Like it's a legit course w the same length and conditions of a regular course, w the lone exception that it has windmills and ramps and stuff when you gotta putt.
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
@dribbledfiddler.bsky.social hating UM but liking Squeaky Feet
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Squeaky Feet really is the truth for raw improv these days, god is real
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Are you cook your dog chicken thighs on the flat top white?
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Dudes will absolutely jizz about sports but think Golf is gay. Which is harder than the sports they watch.
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Kinda obsessed with egg foo young lately
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Real tacos and Taco Bell on the same day for the haters
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
All the people with Ukraine flags in their bio are pretty silent about Lebanon right now
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Girl at Taco Bell gave Murphy a chicken and steak pup cup 🥺
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Well I’m caving, using chat GPT to get some training done at work so I don’t have to think lol
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
This Hive Mind show with Allen is so gas. It’s on Spotify fyi
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Iran really going to crash the American empire, hell yea
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Ket Hanks @kylelewjah.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Kids these days won’t know what it’s like playing Dave Mirro BMX with the slim Jim character, listening to Sublime and that’s sad
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