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kurivaim 𓃠

@kuriva.im
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spaghetti doctor. could be made into a monster if we all pull together as a team he / him / tema NOTE: my opinions are not necessarily shared by my cat NB: minu väljaöeldud seisukohad ei pea ühtima mu kassi omadega

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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 6m
in fairness going for rage bait instead of being funny got Dave Chappelle a lot of attention not too long ago
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 12m
paging @fredo.bsky.social
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 17m
a still from The Simpsons episode "Bart's Girlfriend", originally aired Nov 6, 1994, S6·E7

Homer is at the kitchen table, with a spoonful of food halfway to his mouth 

he is saying "Probably misses his old glasses"
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 1h
I feel you
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 1h
is kirk cousins actually good? i don't know how to process this
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 1h
well at least they got stopped on the next 4th down
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 1h
I'm just happy they gave up a 7-second scoring drive last week, so I guess I'm fine with them not fucking up this week
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 1h
maybe Bob will get back to you in his own time
FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper from "Twin Peaks" has bashed his head against a bathroom mirror

Bob is grinning back at him from the cracked glass
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 1h
no, socks have to be at least 75% wool (preferably a fine merino) cotton traps too much moisture
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 1h
I'm just asking because Tarantino clearly loves feet, and I'm wondering where our hypothetical religious Tarantino would have gotten that / how he'd express it
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 1h
"what's brown and sounds like a bell?" "DUNNNNGGGG"
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 1h
did "baptists at our barbecue" have a lot of feet content?
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 1h
tell him i chortled
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 1h
Saleh gesturing wildly for a timeout only for the officials to ignore him and call delay of game is cold comfort but I guess I'll take it
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 2h
Andy Rooney on 60 Minutes, with a speech bubble
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 2h
for the record I'm 100% in favor of guerrilla public history
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 2h
can non-historians tag along 😅
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 2h
100%
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 2h
eff, we will need Tylers Loop and Huntley both to be good today
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 2h
that's one hell of a display name
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 3h
as an unrepentantly secular person, I'm grateful to @slacktivistfred.bsky.social for his close reading of the Left Behind series and to the lads at @worstpossible.world for their close reading of Focus on the Family's children's Christian radio drama
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 3h
Kyle Hamilton sacked the Titans qb but they secretly — unbeknownst to anyone, including their entire O line — called timeout before snapping the ball so he got flagged for unnecessary roughness instead
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 3h
keep it up
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 3h
Mark "Diamond Hands" Andrews makes a much appreciated appearance
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 3h
if we're gonna get some ridiculously bad calls against us, at least we got to hear the "manure" chant loud and clear on the radio also h/t to Yeomans for his h/t to Rasheed ball don't lie, indeed
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 3h
if we're gonna get some ridiculously bad calls against us, at least we got to hear the "manure" chant loud and clear on the radio also h/t to Yeomans for his h/t to Rasheed ball don't lie, indeed
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 3h
absolutely filthy catch by Zay
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 7h
imagine having the AL reliever of the year in your bullpen during the 11th inning of an elimination game and deciding to keep him fresh rather than bring him in
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 11h
lmao russell
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 12h
his strategy is looking less silly now, damn
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 12h
Slightly blurry lino print of a cartoon possum running away and the text "I HOPE THIS EMAIL DOES NOT FIND YOU"
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 13h
I'm a little disappointed they're going with the original grid order instead of the order post formation lap
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 14h
saying "keep your head empty" as they cut to lance stroll 🤌
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 14h
john mccrea's outtakes from "nugget"
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 14h
where my bahrainiacs at
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 15h
seems she opposed vaccine requirements for healthcare workers on the grounds that it violates their bodily integrity www-korhola-com.translate.goog/lang/fi/2022...
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Tartuntatautilain väliaikainen pykälä 48a
Viime joulukuussa puhelin kilahti. Tuttu sairaanhoitaja kysyi, olenko Helsingissä ja olenko kiireinen. Koska asun lähellä eduskuntataloa, hän pyysi, että veisin hänen puolestaan eduskuntatalon portail...
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ceej @ceej.online · 20h
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 20h
it's about Wisdom's state of mind, it makes perfect sense to phrase it that way
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21h
These are too many rules for a wrestling match, a wrestling match gets three rules and then everything after that is how many small clowns get to wrestle
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 21h
all of this map makes sense except for dallas why is dallas horny for broncos-niners
506 sports dot com NFL coverage map of the CBS late window for Sunday, October 4th, 2026.

LA and the pacific northwest get Chargers at Seahawks. Vegas and basically everything to the south or the east of Iowa gets Chiefs at Raiders, with the odd exception of Dallas. Dallas joins northern California, the plains, and the upper midwest in watching Broncos at Niners
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 03/10/2026
no joke that sounds delicious
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 03/10/2026
kirk cameron's agent in absolute shambles
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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com · 03/10/2026
This is the lesson that the Biden admin failed to learn and that UK Labour is also flailing about horribly at:
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 03/10/2026
your avatar makes a strong case for a fluffy hen being the perfect accessory
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 03/10/2026
which half
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 03/10/2026
to completion you say 🤔
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 03/10/2026
one day, mankind will have to come to terms with Shel Silverstein's facility with language (also with melody) 🎵 she undresses seductively / in front of Johnny Carson / and smiles goodnight / to the bullfighter there on the wall 🎵 I am fucking HYPED to see Bobby Bare Jr next week
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Painting Her Fingernails
YouTube video by Bobby Bare Jr. - Topic
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 02/10/2026
i voted for 'round boi'
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 02/10/2026
narrator: they *didn't* read the room
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 02/10/2026
hey listen, that gum and that mouthwash suck if you're going to call it "mint" don't make it taste like toilet bowl cleaner smells
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