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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠

@kuriva.im
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spaghetti doctor. could be made into a monster if we all pull together as a team he / him / tema NOTE: my opinions are not necessarily shared by my cat NB: minu väljaöeldud seisukohad ei pea ühtima mu kassi omadega

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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 07/10/2026
misasja 😑
submitted word "DWARVEN" is not in their dictionary
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 07/10/2026
somehow every time I see Bobby Bare Jr it's in October
Bobby Bare Jr and his band on stage at Ottobar performing "Flat-Chested Girl from Maynardville"
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 06/10/2026
in addition to being corny Marlon is a certified Cat Guy so I'm gonna give him a pass
Ravens DB Marlon Humphrey standing with his cat Snowflake draped over his shoulder
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 06/10/2026
Claude Monet with a speech bubble
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 06/10/2026
there was plenty of overlap, but there were still a lot of personnel changes between 24 and 25
2024 Tampa Bay Buccaneers roster
Quarterbacks (QB)
 6 Baker Mayfield
 2 Kyle Trask

Running backs (RB)
 7 Bucky Irving
44 Sean Tucker
 1 Rachaad White

Wide receivers (WR)
13 Mike Evans
18 Rakim Jarrett
19 Kameron Johnson
15 Jalen McMillan
81 Ryan Miller
10 Trey Palmer
17 Sterling Shepard

Tight ends (TE)
82 Devin Culp
87 Payne Durham
41 Ko Kieft
88 Cade Otton

Offensive linemen (OL)
62 Graham Barton C
68 Ben Bredeson LG
67 Luke Goedeke RT
70 Robert Hainsey C
79 Elijah Klein RG
69 Cody Mauch RG
64 Royce Newman LG
77 Justin Skule LT
78 Tristan Wirfs LT

Defensive linemen (DL)
95 C. J. Brewer DE
96 Greg Gaines NT
92 William Gholston DE
90 Logan Hall DE
94 Calijah Kancey DE
50 Vita Vea NT

Linebackers (LB)
56 Shaquil Barrett OLB
43 Chris Braswell OLB
52 K. J. Britt ILB
54 Lavonte David ILB
 0 YaYa Diaby OLB
98 Anthony Nelson OLB
33 Jose Ramirez OLB
51 J. J. Russell ILB
 9 Joe Tryon-Shoyinka OLB

Defensive backs (DB)
35 Jamel Dean CB
21 Mike Edwards S
24 Tyrek Funderburk CB
32 Josh Hayes CB
27 Zyon McCollum CB
26 Kaevon Merriweather S
36 Ryan Neal S
23 Tykee Smith SS
37 Tavierre Thomas CB
31 Antoine Winfield Jr. FS

Special teams (ST)
 5 Jack Browning P
86 Evan Deckers LS
 4 Chase McLaughlin K

Practice squad
39 Marcus Banks SS
85 Marquez Callaway WR
28 Dallis Flowers CB
97 Adam Gotsis DT
91 Mike Greene DE
74 Garret Greenfield RT
48 Antonio Grier ILB
57 Daniel Grzesiak OLB  (PS/I)
72 Luke Haggard RT
89 Dennis Houston WR
45 Deion Jones MLB
80 Tanner Knue WR
71 Lorenz Metz LT (IPP)
75 Raiqwon O'Neal RT
11 Michael Pratt QB
84 Tanner Taula TE
83 Cody Thompson WR  (PS/I)
30 D. J. Williams RB
38 Rashad Wisdom FS

Reserve
93 Eric Banks DE  (IR)
 8 SirVocea Dennis ILB  (IR)
61 Silas Dzansi LT  (IR)
22 Chase Edmonds RB  (IR)
14 Chris Godwin WR  (IR)
34 Bryce Hall CB  (IR)
25 Troy Hill CB  (IR)
29 Christian Izien SS  (IR)
76 Sua Opeta G  (IR)
58 Markees Watts OLB  (IR)
 3 Jordan Whitehead SS  (NF-Inj.)

53 active, 11 reserve, 16 practice squad (3 exempt)2025 Tampa Bay Buccaneers roster

Quarterbacks (QB)
16 Connor Bazelak
10 Teddy Bridgewater
 6 Baker Mayfield

Running backs (RB)
 7 Bucky Irving
44 Sean Tucker
 1 Rachaad White

Wide receivers (WR)
 2 Emeka Egbuka
13 Mike Evans
14 Chris Godwin
19 Kameron Johnson
15 Tez Johnson
11 Jalen McMillan
17 Sterling Shepard

Tight ends (TE)
82 Devin Culp
87 Payne Durham
88 Cade Otton

Offensive linemen (OL)
62 Graham Barton C
70 Ben Chukwuma LT
65 Dan Feeney G
67 Luke Goedeke RT
72 Luke Haggard RT
77 Charlie Heck RT
60 Michael Jordan LG
79 Elijah Klein RG
78 Tristan Wirfs LT

Defensive linemen (DL)
96 Greg Gaines NT
90 Logan Hall DE
94 Calijah Kancey DE
95 Elijah Roberts DE
92 Elijah Simmons NT
50 Vita Vea NT

Linebackers (LB)
43 Chris Braswell OLB
54 Lavonte David ILB
 8 SirVocea Dennis ILB
 0 YaYa Diaby OLB
45 Deion Jones ILB
98 Anthony Nelson OLB
 5 Haason Reddick OLB
 3 Anthony Walker Jr. ILB
58 Markees Watts OLB

Defensive backs (DB)
35 Jamel Dean CB
48 J. T. Gray S
32 Josh Hayes CB
29 Christian Izien SS
21 Benjamin Morrison CB
25 Jacob Parrish CB
23 Tykee Smith SS
22 Kindle Vildor CB
31 Antoine Winfield Jr. FS
38 Rashad Wisdom FS

Special teams (ST)
86 Evan Deckers LS
 9 Riley Dixon P
 4 Chase McLaughlin K

Practice squad
39 Marcus Banks S
52 C. J. Brewer DE
97 Adam Gotsis DE
85 Garrett Greene WR
34 Bryce Hall CB
89 Dennis Houston WR
64 Nash Hutmacher NT
53 Nick Jackson ILB
93 Jayson Jones NT  (PS/I)
59 Mohamed Kamara OLB
74 Tyler McLellan RT  (PS/I)
71 Lorenz Metz LT (IPP)
91 Jason Pierre-Paul OLB
66 Ben Scott C
84 Tanner Taula TE
56 Benton Whitley OLB
28 Damarion Williams CB
18 Josh Williams RB
49 Owen Wright RB

Reserve
68 Ben Bredeson LG  (IR)
41 Ko Kieft TE  (IR)
69 Cody Mauch RG  (IR)
27 Zyon McCollum CB  (IR)
36 J. J. Roberts S  (IR)
80 Jaden Smith WR  (IR)
51 David Walker OLB  (IR)

53 active, 7 reserve, 17 practice squad (2 exempt)
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 06/10/2026
I will confess I'm not clear how the 2024 Eagles and the 2025 Seahawks could have both lost games against "that same Bucs team" in different years
It's never too early to turn around a season. Ask the 2024 Eagles, who hit their bye at 2-2 after allowing 33 points to the Bucs in Week 4. Vic Fangio inserted Cooper DeJean into the lineup at slot cornerback, the Eagles leaned on Saquon Barkley, and Philly went 16-1 the rest of the way en route to a Super Bowl victory. The 2025 Seahawks lost a 38-35 shootout with that same Bucs team in Week 5, but one week later, they played their best defensive game of the season to that point against the Jaguars. Like the Eagles, they lost just one game over the rest of the season before winning the Super Bowl.
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 06/10/2026
speaking of "creepier" i was trying to find a clip of penny using her watch to help inspector gadget and now i'm going to be too angry to fall asleep tonight, like what the fuck
i searched youtube for 'gadget penny' and one of the top results was "[Inspector Gadget 1983] Penny Gadget's Bikini/Wetsuit Scenes (Higher Quality)"
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 05/10/2026
lmao it lists 10 knives, none of which are remotely the correct answer (gec beer scout)
the Great Eastern Cutlery "Beer Scout" pocket knife, a slipjoint pocket knife with a single wharncliffe blade and a screwdriver / bottle opener in an elegant handle
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 04/10/2026
a still from The Simpsons episode "Bart's Girlfriend", originally aired Nov 6, 1994, S6·E7

Homer is at the kitchen table, with a spoonful of food halfway to his mouth 

he is saying "Probably misses his old glasses"
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 04/10/2026
maybe Bob will get back to you in his own time
FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper from "Twin Peaks" has bashed his head against a bathroom mirror

Bob is grinning back at him from the cracked glass
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 04/10/2026
Andy Rooney on 60 Minutes, with a speech bubble
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 04/10/2026
all of this map makes sense except for dallas why is dallas horny for broncos-niners
506 sports dot com NFL coverage map of the CBS late window for Sunday, October 4th, 2026.

LA and the pacific northwest get Chargers at Seahawks. Vegas and basically everything to the south or the east of Iowa gets Chiefs at Raiders, with the odd exception of Dallas. Dallas joins northern California, the plains, and the upper midwest in watching Broncos at Niners
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 01/10/2026
not as much foreshortening at play here as you might think
a floofy gray cat stares off into space; his head is simultaneously resting on a pillow, a forepaw (which is also on the pillow), and a hindpaw (you can see his toe beans peeking out from under his chin)

his enormously floofy tail is in the foreground, occupying an awful lot of the frame
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 01/10/2026
the "get in, loser" meme from MEAN GIRLS (2004), with the text "Get in, loser. We're tinkering with the machinery of death "
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 30/09/2026
looks like the criterion release included a little facsimile? www.reddit.com/r/criterion/...
a still from DR STRANGELOVE, showing hands (fingertips, really) leafing through a tiny book that says HOLY BIBLE & RUSSIAN PHRASESfingers holding a tiny reddish book titled HOLY BIBLE & RUSSIAN PHRASES 

in the background are a packet of sealed orders for Plan R, to be opened only when "go" code is received
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 29/09/2026
John McCrea with a microphone introducing a gemsbok
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 28/09/2026
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 28/09/2026
a still from LE VOYAGE DANS LA LUNE (1902) by Georges Méliès

there is a big exciting shindig with ladies in cool costumes playing brass instruments, while the cannon for the moon shot is being loaded

the cannoneer has a speech bubble
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 27/09/2026
sir you are on a perfectly stable surface there is no reason to dig your claws in like that
a floofy grey cat on a human lap, digging every claw on his left forepaw into the human's t-shirt and the flesh underneath
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 27/09/2026
he is reenacting how he made my onions go from caramelized to carbonized
a floofy gray cat on a human lap, making biscuits in the human's cubital fossa
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 27/09/2026
h/t @wallacepolsom.bsky.social
David Lynch and Grace Zabriskie on the set of Twin Peaks. He has a megaphone pointed right at her ear, while she is looking directly at the camera with a flat expression. A speech bubble indicates that he is shouting: "SEEING YOUR BEAUTY NOW I FEEL AS THOUGH MY STOMACH IS FILLED WITH A TEAM OF BUMBLEBEES."
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 27/09/2026
this really makes me reevaluate the chippendale mupp
the chippendale mupp from dr seuss's sleep book

a fuzzy creature with an extremely long tail, the end of which is in its own mouth 

it uses its tail as an alarm clock, biting it before going to sleep because due to its length the nerve impulses take hours to register
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 27/09/2026
Shirley Jackson with a speech bubble
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 26/09/2026
that view with that caption made me imagine a salsa commercial
a 16oz (454g) jar of Green Mountain Gringo® all natural medium salsa made with pasilla & jalapeño peppers
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 26/09/2026
I think Nadia (drummer for Goetia) would agree goetiadeath.bandcamp.com
Nadia behind her drum set during a show at Metro Bmore, her hands a blur
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 26/09/2026
actual footage from the sleep lab:
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 26/09/2026
Jeff Tweedy is so awesome I could never get him mixed up with any other Jeff
Traveling Wilburys trading card of Otis Wilbury (Jeff Lynne)
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 26/09/2026
this post prompted my brain to start playing "Twist and Crawl" which sent me down a rabbit hole with this unexpected discovery en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bea...
The English Beat recorded two new songs that feature prominently in the Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated episode "Dance of the Undead" which aired 26 March 2013. It features a zombie ska group called Rude Boy and the Ska-Tastics who come back to life in order to turn people into zombies and make them dance to ska music forever. According to an interview Dave Wakeling conducted with the San Francisco Examiner, he said: "This was my first opportunity to do anything for television as a gun for hire, and I actually managed to record and mix two songs in 12 hours. It was like running at double speed with no brakes, but it was exciting, and Warner Bros. really loved them. So the zombies have a song called 'You’re Dead Right, Mate,' and the Hex Girls have one called 'We're the Good Bad Girls,’ which has a definite Ramones–Runaways vibe to it, but frankly, I'm really happy I did it, because I’ve always loved ‘Scooby-Doo."[16]
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 25/09/2026
off-topic but I greatly prefer the original art for the Silent "Abrasive" card in STS2
Abrasive (old version) — a power costing 3 energy. Sly. Gain 1 dexterity. Gain 4 thorns.

The art is basically a Scrub Daddy (or Mommy) with devil hornsAbrasive (new version) — a power costing 3 energy. Sly. Gain 1 dexterity. Gain 4 thorns.

The art is the Silent wrapping a thorny vine around her forearm like a bracer
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 25/09/2026
Shirley MacLaine as Eve Rand in BEING THERE (1979), speaking to Peter Sellers as Chance the gardener
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 23/09/2026
Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
Jeremy Irons as Claus von Bülow in REVERSAL OF FORTUNE (1990), he is in black tie attire and very handsome, with a slight smile playing on his lips as he looks at Glenn Close (offscreen)
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 22/09/2026
yeah, when you bear in mind that Derrick Henry is Famously Large, this is wild:
from the official Orioles roster:
Catchers
Samuel Basallo - 29 - bats left, throws right - 6'4", 250 - DOB 08/13/2004from the official Ravens roster
Derrick Henry - #22 - RB - 6'3", 252 lbs; 32 years old, 11th year in the NFL; from Alabama
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 21/09/2026
how it feels sometimes
Abe Simpson at his typewriter, writing: "There are too many genres nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot."

on the wall behind him are the Crass logo, a newspaper clipping with the title "Black Flag Unleashes Anger in VFW Post Rock Concert", and a Dead Kennedys show flyer
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 19/09/2026
ever just be suddenly reminded of a movie you haven't seen in decades?
the poster for THE POINT (1971)

fully animated — narrated by Ringo Starr — original songs by Harry Nillson

a movie poster with a cartoon guy wearing a conical hat, walking next to his blue dog

they are walking away from a bunch of weird looking characters
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 18/09/2026
Pink Floyd — Wish You Were Here
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 17/09/2026
does bugs or daffy get the genital cuff?
Michael Caine in DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS angrily asking Steve Martin (off-screen): "You want the genital cuff?"
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 15/09/2026
if you've never read George Gamow's "Mr Tompkins" books, you really ought to this Mièville bit is a skosh reminiscent of the quantum-tiger hunt from "Mr Tompkins Explores the Atom"
a pen and ink drawing of a bunch of white europeans on safari on the back of an elephant that's surrounded by overlapping tigers. one dude is firing a gun at the tigers, one dude is struggling to hold on to the elephant's trunk

caption: "A large pack of fuzzy-looking tigers was attacking their elephant"
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 15/09/2026
here's a better scan, love the subtle texture on the fabric also interesting to compare the recordings (& overall aesthetics) of both albums from 1971 that had singles of "She's All I Got" by Jerry “Swamp Dogg” Williams and Gary Bonds Freddie North looks like he could be Mike Tomlin's cool uncle
Epic E31141: Johnny Paycheck — SHE'S ALL I GOT (1971)

Johnny is wearing a light bluish gray suit with a subtle vertical stripe, a shirt of the same color, and a slightly darker blue tie with a swoopy pattern

he is standing in front of a tree with a drooping branch, his right foot up on something, leaning his right elbow on that knee

his hair is cut long in the front to hide his receding hairline, and based on the gray in his bushy moustache his hair is likely dyed as wellMankind 204: Freddie North — FRIEND (1971)

medium close up shot of Freddie standing outdoors, his left arm raised on something he's leaning against

he's wearing a chestnut-colored shirt with contrasting light stitching around the collar and placket, a wristwatch, and wire-frame sunglasses

he has a moustache and a natural hairstyle, and is looking straight at the camera with an inscrutable expression
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 15/09/2026
jesse AND plemons? in this economy??
crop from the DIGGER poster where they meant to write "and Jesse Plemons" but clearly wrote "Jesse and Plemons" instead
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 14/09/2026
Bernard in Westworld, with a speech bubble
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 13/09/2026
just saying if you get a genuine Genuine Snips Bird Art from @actualkatherine.bsky.social you will not regret it
a couple wycinanki, an Oriole next to a Raven

both are lovingly rendered in cut paper
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 13/09/2026
a grumpy Jeremy Renner with a speech bubble
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 13/09/2026
DOS BOOT (1991)
the submarine from DAS BOOT (1981) heading out to sea, but it's been replaced by a 3.5" floppy
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 12/09/2026
that's right! the answer to "who is grumpy today" is boxcat
a floofy grey cat in a large cardboard box, with an extremely long-suffering expression on his face
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 12/09/2026
the children (and adults) yearn for the Marimekko www.marimekko.com/us_en/journa...
the Marimekko "Unikko" pattern by Maija Isola, very brightly colored flowers on a white background
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 12/09/2026
christ the X on the lid of the box is even worse does that say "CUX"?
the logo on the top of the old box: a stylized X evoking the shape of a Chemex pot

the logo (?) on the top of the new box: inside a large swooping curve sort of like the letter C is a cross-section of a Chemex pot, with the hand guard present on only one side. also there's another line crossing the end of the C so it looks like a fucked up G or Q
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 12/09/2026
look how they massacred my boy 😭
the old package of 100 Chemex unbleached bonded filters, next to the new (inferior) package design
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 12/09/2026
a conversation between Dave and HAL 9000 from 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY, in meme form with the dialogue rendered in all-caps Impact

Dave: HAL, intercept that missile.
HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave: What's the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 11/09/2026
I guess this Futurama episode really hits different for you now
Professor Farnsworth hands Fry a small mummy and says: "This is for you, Fry: Zevulon the great. He's teriyaki-style."

 from "I, Roommate", S1·E3
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kuriVAIM 👻 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 10/09/2026
every time I hear the name Joey Porter Jr this comes to mind
Homer Simpson at Moe's Tavern, asking for advice, saying: "See, I got this friend named Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo."

from the episode "The Last Temptation of Homer", Dec 9, 1993, S5·E9
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