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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

It’s so funny when people complain “everybody thinks they have adhd nowadays” like no, you imbecile, you’re standing in the middle of the dopamine pasture and all of the dopamine cows have come to graze

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It's giving Distracted Boyfriend meme but backwards 🐕

Stanley the St. Bernard is sitting in my lap with his little feets hung over my thigh, while Luna (also the St. Bernard) sits, ignored, and looks indignant

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The next Democratic president should appoint 700 Supreme Court justices, and during their first session, without warning, they should all swarm Bret Kavanaugh and eat him.

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It's been a good life and a pleasure to know you all, but I have a persistent muscle tic in my left glute, so it's time to go

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Just because the racist assholes are doing their special chant doesn't mean you have to show it on TV

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Sorry you're too good at batting, Ty France. Milwaukee are too precious to play in sunlight, so that's you fucked

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oh damn, he's got the basketball pads

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Violence in the stands should always be condemned, unless it's against Atlanta racists

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Fans in the stands at Dodger Stadium right now are God's strongest soldiers

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Give them their dignity. Give them a desk.

Five men in suits standing around awkwardly in a simulated locker room as they discuss the MLB NLDS

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

J.D. Vance is Yonghy-Bonghy-Bó-core

Edward Lear's illustration of the Yonghy Bonghy Bo, whose head was large but his body, features, and hat were rather small

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Me and @osomatic.bsky.social and MaxFun bookkeeper Jenn just did a last-second GBBO draft for the new season of TV Chef Fantasy League, mere instants before we all watched. Everyone stole all my guys and I already hate them forever. Happy fantasy-ing!

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

With 30 lines of Python, I can automate being killed with a hammer

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Can't find the button for 🔨 I'd Rather Be Killed With a Hammer

Indeed email job listing preview reads, "Are you a general operations expert eager to shape the future of AI? Large‑scale language models are evolving from clever chatbots into powerful engines of organizational efficiency. With high‑quality training data, tomorrow's AI can streamline global workflows, enhance operational decision-making, and automate routine processes across industries. That training data begins with you—we need your…" and then asks, "Do you want to get more jobs like this?" with a thumbs-up emoji button for YES and a thumbs-down for NO

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just wanted everyone and @darthbluesky.bsky.social to see Stanley standing on stuff

A St. Bernard standing on a big rock, on green grass, under a clear blue sky

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It's very funny that so many average people, not in any position in the media or politics, feel the need to volunteer unprompted that they are willing to sacrifice the rights or lives of a particular group of people. Thanks man. Thanks for letting us know.

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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

David Lee Roth for the entirety of 1984

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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 08/09/2026

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

There should be a Sniffies but instead of hooking up it just shows you how many folks also watching, at that moment, Elaine Stritch: At Liberty in your like zip code or whatever. It would be heartwarming. It would be community. Without the awkwardness and cleanup.

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Simply can not express how much you need this hat in your life

Stankus the Rat, outlined in white embroidery on a navy blue dad hat

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

one in the breach; two in the observance

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

The union is ready to issue its demands

A big Saint Bernard stands behind a grizzled senior terrier mutt. They both look alert and engaged. There is no reason they should.

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

You're right; I didn't like this either

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Okay, so I got the suit. Now how do I find a seer?

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Today's Dream Thought That Made Me WTF So Hard That I Woke Up: snake labia

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

If anyone's hunrgy for market research data, this is the story that finally got me to subscribe

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

It ain't nine in the gods' own a.m. and the count of men to whom I've had to say "gonna need you to look up" one step before they would've walked into me stands at two

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Before I forget again: woke myself up around 3 a.m. today having kicked the absolute hell out of my innocent spouse on account of dreaming about playing 3-on-3 rugby uphill

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

It is the right of every man to eat candy wheresoever he wills, but maybe let's don't keep the Cup in the shitter

The Stanley Cup, filled with Nerds Clusters, with the caption JARVY'S BATHROOM GOT AN UPGRADE

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Hoping the person in the Dunkin parking lot in the ASS, GRASS, OR IRA GLASS shirt has a truly exceptional day

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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

"Being trans is sad Being trans is horrid." Shut up. Being trans is great. Look. I've got inner peace and a fucking scythe.

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I saw Robert Downey Jr. walkin' with the Queen

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Garfield Without Garfield but make it football

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

revised out by WotC in the 3rd Edition

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

That always stuck in my craw about the golden apple story, even as a kid. Tf Athena cares who some mortal thinks is the fairest? She has shit to do

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

The Long Walk is the most film school-ass movie I have seen since I left film school.

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Sigrid Ellis @sigridellis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I have been a Democrat my whole life. These days, if I'm being honest, I am an anti-fascist ecosocialist. It's not city vs rural, right vs left, citizen vs immigrant, majority vs minority race or culture or religion. It's the extracted vs the extractors. 99% vs 1%. Makers vs. Takers.

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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

How many days do I have to figure out who I hate more? This one's going to be a poser.

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