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The word "corn" long predates its present use to refer to maize. It used to mean pretty much any grain.

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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

It’s so funny when people complain “everybody thinks they have adhd nowadays” like no, you imbecile, you’re standing in the middle of the dopamine pasture and all of the dopamine cows have come to graze

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

We celebrate Festival of Leftovers.

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Won't buy you much lately on the street these days

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It's giving Distracted Boyfriend meme but backwards 🐕

Stanley the St. Bernard is sitting in my lap with his little feets hung over my thigh, while Luna (also the St. Bernard) sits, ignored, and looks indignant

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The next Democratic president should appoint 700 Supreme Court justices, and during their first session, without warning, they should all swarm Bret Kavanaugh and eat him.

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You're hosting a panel on multi-species households? omg please come over and fix mine

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It's like having a toddler again, all the poking in the butt

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It's been a good life and a pleasure to know you all, but I have a persistent muscle tic in my left glute, so it's time to go

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Allllll she did was say she couldn't babysit because she had plans! That's the only thing that happened!

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Just because the racist assholes are doing their special chant doesn't mean you have to show it on TV

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Sorry you're too good at batting, Ty France. Milwaukee are too precious to play in sunlight, so that's you fucked

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oh damn, he's got the basketball pads

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Violence in the stands should always be condemned, unless it's against Atlanta racists

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Fans in the stands at Dodger Stadium right now are God's strongest soldiers

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Give them their dignity. Give them a desk.

Five men in suits standing around awkwardly in a simulated locker room as they discuss the MLB NLDS

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is the correct reaction

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Btw as a lifelong Learhead, tonight was the first time I noticed it was not Yongly-Bongly-Bó. Tbh I think my way is better but it's a bit late to give Lear notes

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

J.D. Vance is Yonghy-Bonghy-Bó-core

Edward Lear's illustration of the Yonghy Bonghy Bo, whose head was large but his body, features, and hat were rather small

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It's the butter. It's always the butter

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

NIGELLA IS 66 IN MY ENTIRE ASS DEAR TO JESUS

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Me and @osomatic.bsky.social and MaxFun bookkeeper Jenn just did a last-second GBBO draft for the new season of TV Chef Fantasy League, mere instants before we all watched. Everyone stole all my guys and I already hate them forever. Happy fantasy-ing!

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

With 30 lines of Python, I can automate being killed with a hammer

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Can't find the button for 🔨 I'd Rather Be Killed With a Hammer

Indeed email job listing preview reads, "Are you a general operations expert eager to shape the future of AI? Large‑scale language models are evolving from clever chatbots into powerful engines of organizational efficiency. With high‑quality training data, tomorrow's AI can streamline global workflows, enhance operational decision-making, and automate routine processes across industries. That training data begins with you—we need your…" and then asks, "Do you want to get more jobs like this?" with a thumbs-up emoji button for YES and a thumbs-down for NO

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just wanted everyone and @darthbluesky.bsky.social to see Stanley standing on stuff

A St. Bernard standing on a big rock, on green grass, under a clear blue sky

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

What in the world makes it your business? How rude.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It's very funny that so many average people, not in any position in the media or politics, feel the need to volunteer unprompted that they are willing to sacrifice the rights or lives of a particular group of people. Thanks man. Thanks for letting us know.

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Tell you what, though, we just got the digital antenna and there is a crazy amount of stuff on there! A whole channel of Law & Order! Of MST3K! Last night, my spouse was marathoning Julia Child!

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If you bought me a ticket I would be forced to rip you off because that thing fuuuuucks

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Damn it, the kid is working that night or I'd offer her services in exchange for the price of a ticket

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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

David Lee Roth for the entirety of 1984

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It's the meme equivalent of "Oh, you're surprised?"

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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 08/09/2026

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

There should be a Sniffies but instead of hooking up it just shows you how many folks also watching, at that moment, Elaine Stritch: At Liberty in your like zip code or whatever. It would be heartwarming. It would be community. Without the awkwardness and cleanup.

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teabiscuit @ktwiegman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Simply can not express how much you need this hat in your life

Stankus the Rat, outlined in white embroidery on a navy blue dad hat

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