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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Scherzer is going to get back to his phone and see a message from Verlander saying "nice try bitch" and immediately sign an extension

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Submerging Artist @kristinmuh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

As much as the #BlueJays like to congratulate themselves on their attendance, don't forget that a) several million people live within driving distance of Toronto and b) THIS IS THE ONLY MLB TEAM IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY

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Submerging Artist @kristinmuh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Lol they didn't dare send Scherzer's daughter out there #BlueJays

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Submerging Artist @kristinmuh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The #BlueJays Central broadcasters sound drunk and I, for one, wouldn't blame them

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Submerging Artist @kristinmuh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ready to watch the final #Bluejays game, drinking a blue drink to drown my sorrows

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Levi Weaver, but for baseball @threetwoeephus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

[Max Scherzer, walking into John Schneider’s office] “i think you already know that I will not hesitate to scream at my own child.”

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On My Own Journey. @plsdontreplytome.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

i googled a lyric from a jesus lizard song trying to remember what album its on and it hurt google ais feelings and it turned itself off lol

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Submerging Artist @kristinmuh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Had kind of a crazy day, then when I finally was going in my front door a MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL ran inside and was too freaked out to go back out the open door. My son had to shoo him out with a dustpan

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Submerging Artist @kristinmuh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

So this year apparently Oktoberfest is happening TODAY. It's Septemberfest and I can't go because my daughter has a friend coming over for a sleepover, I can hardly be like "hi someone else's kid, please come over, I'm leaving now to drink excessive amounts of beer, see ya when I see ya"

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Submerging Artist @kristinmuh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

A kid in my high school orchestra filled a Crystal Pepsi bottle full of vodka, brought it on a school trip, and got so wasted the teacher had to take him to the hospital in Sault Ste Marie or wherever we'd gone to play a concert. Today's kids would never

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Submerging Artist @kristinmuh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Disappointed in my career trajectory, maybe, since I didn't stay in the music industry, but I think she'd be cool with me as a person in general

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Submerging Artist @kristinmuh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

just had one of the most WTF meetings of my entire working life, going to make a cup of tea and put on the baseball game and try to stop my mind from boggling

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank

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Submerging Artist @kristinmuh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Good to know that notorious sexpot Aella had much less sex than I, a boring monogamous married lady in her 40s, did in 2024

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Submerging Artist @kristinmuh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

If we'd gotten either of those bases loaded HRs this would not be a problem, thanks a lot #BlueJays

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Submerging Artist @kristinmuh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The way the announcers talk about "veteran players" like they're old dogs #bluejays

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Submerging Artist @kristinmuh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Working on this reproduction of a section of the Bayeux Tapestry. It's amazing how it gets the feeling of the chaos of battle across in spite of the unrealistic colours and poses. I think it's the overlapping horses

Unfinished cross stitch of the Battle of Hastings section of the Bayeux Tapestry, with the pattern in the background

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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 12/09/2026

Getting out ahead of the crowd with the best Halloween tweet:

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Submerging Artist @kristinmuh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Shout out to Yesterday Kristin for making a large batch of lentil soup for dinner, because I just had some for lunch and it was great

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

german porn is just so weird

A black Volkswagen Beetle rests atop an upside-down white Beetle.

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Submerging Artist @kristinmuh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Had a dream last night that I bought some kind of dollhouse at an auction, and when I opened it up it contained 4 cockatiels who had been trained to commit crimes. Feel free to steal this premise for a Pixar movie

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Submerging Artist @kristinmuh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I spent the summer between high school and university working in an orthopedic shoe store, which involved fitting shoes to the most fucked up feet I've ever seen and gave me what has to be the opposite of a foot fetish

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Submerging Artist @kristinmuh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

TIL Edith Piaf was only 4'8", meaning that not only can I sing louder than she could, I would have towered over her by several inches

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Submerging Artist @kristinmuh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The executives of the network that aired Star Trek: Enterprise wanted there to be a boy band who performed in "the restaurant they have on the ship" (presumably they meant the mess hall). Ira Steven Behr said no

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Submerging Artist @kristinmuh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Do the Royals just really suck or what #BlueJays

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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Rob Paulsen can still recite every country from "Yakko's World AKA Nations of the World" from Animaniacs: 🔊 #AGoodPlace

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Submerging Artist @kristinmuh.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

So we went to a sports bar to watch the #BlueJays (RIP my birthday, they could have at least tried to win), ran into some of Ben's colleagues and ended up hanging out with them, and one of them asked me the following birthday questions...

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Submerging Artist @kristinmuh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I had two babies without anesthesia and I still took the drugs when I had a root canal! That shit hurts!

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Submerging Artist @kristinmuh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The cat got out into the alley, was successfully lured back with food, and is now going around the house meowing to go outside and, presumably, have another snack

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Submerging Artist @kristinmuh.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Enjoying my usual late August "is it a summer cold or has ragweed just hit its peak" internal debate

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joyce’s monster 🎃 @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

if you are a gay icon STAY INSIDE!!! it’s DANGEROUS OUT HERE!!!!!

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Submerging Artist @kristinmuh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Ah yes, negative America exceptionalism

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Submerging Artist @kristinmuh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Honest question, which was a better movie? I have to say Muppets from Space, but I was like 19 when both of these movies came out so Blair Witch didn't have the "forbidden fruit" factor for me

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Submerging Artist @kristinmuh.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Am I the only person in the world who thinks both of these menus are AI generated

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Submerging Artist @kristinmuh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

[guy standing up at meeting meme] The first 3 HP books are reasonably well-written children's books and aren't much more problematic than the average late 90s/early 2000s kid's book

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