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@kristineisms.bsky.social
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they’re magicians. Kristine | MNL born, CLE raised | prints cards & bakes

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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In the big year of 2026, why are we still sending InDesign files as attachments?
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Personally I’m Choosin’ Breakfast
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m saying this with my full chest, but the fucking Browns are less embarrassing and less disappointing than that song.
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nick Jonas is doing diabetes commercials again. Nature is healing.
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love it when all my birthday presents to myself arill manage to arrive in September.
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What it feels like when your one friend on Bluesky started a new job so they’re being a good new hire and not on social media all day at work.
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John Travolta in a Suit
Alt: John Travolta alone in a room looking around confused.
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I need small businesses to put what city and state they’re in on their social media pages. How am I supposed to support local if I don’t know where you’re local to?
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I never knew I needed a disco mirror ball banana.
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Y’all ever listen to the cut second verse from Mulan’s “Reflection” and get emotional over all the trauma of growing up as a third culture kid?
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
haters will say it’s confirmation bias, but my discernment on public figures remains undefeated
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
But do these baby kpop fans know about SHINee’s “Lucifer” dance practice video?
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Money has been spent. Trips are booked.
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We’re eleven days into Free-For-All-September and I’ve only spent a responsible amount of money.
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
All I want for my birthday is to not be the secret keeper for like a month.
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh don’t mind me, I’m just emotional over Lea Salonga.
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Was The Odyssey good? Yes. Am I glad I watched it in IMAX? Also yes. Did I spend the entire time wishing for a modern adaptation reminiscent of the late 90s/early 2000s teen movie era? Abso-fucking-lutely.
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Surprise, surprise Jenna and Val both got strong partners, but I’m not mad at it. Was still hoping for Brit and Harry though.
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Misandrosaurus Hex @bexone.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A hand holding a sticker designed after the “I want to believe” poster from the X-Files except it says “I want two Aleve” and instead of the ufo it’s two pills of Aleve
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I don’t understand how seasoned designers don’t put fucking bleed on their print files.
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Fuck man. Stand on business. Be over-the-top. Bring the drama. Make bold art. Sing. Dance. Create what brings you joy. Don’t be afraid of the weird. Let this world fall in love with you for who you are.
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Nothing is more validating than when my therapist also finds a situation “intriguing”
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just had my second crashout of the day because apparently when you google “geocitkes” everything comes back written in Comic Sans I need this coffee to kick in like now.
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really hope these cinnamon rolls are good because I just had a crashout at 7:15 AM over powdered sugar.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Look how it can go when you spent your life doing good things for people just because you had the means to do so. Everyone will love you and miss you and your legacy will be one of joy.
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You know it was a really good therapy session when you’re still crying at therapy sushi.
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I think the thing that impresses is me the most about Mamdani’s admin is that he’s getting shit down AND putting out well-produced, creative social content about the work his office is doingin a very timely manner.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 24/08/2026
once upon a time, there was humanity. everything changed when the tech bro nation attacked.
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This fire horse is challenging me in ways that I didn’t expect this year, and that’s on me.
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/08/2026
they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The only thing my brain wants to eat is pizza, potatoes, and pan-fried noodles.
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Help I’m about to have a crashout about Office 360 and the stupid ass features it should have but doesn’t.
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Dog food is getting recalled because of salmonella now?
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I thought finally booking flights and a hotel would make me feel better, it I guess it’s just gonna be a sad week.
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’m spending a splurge amount of money to stay at the resort HSM2 was filmed at and I have zero regrets.
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I can’t wait for the new IKEA to open so I can just got get meatballs when I don’t pack a lunch.
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’m actually really sad that my baby sister is off at college now and growing up and I can’t give her a hug now when she’s sad.
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Why didn’t anyone tell me Thunderbolts was about the power of friendship?
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
But why.
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
How do you explain the difference between being a part of a village and transactional friendships?
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I have too much access to spirits* and not enough mental stability for people to be pissing me off as much as they are right now. *the supernatural kind, not the alcohol kind
Kirby with a knife.
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Jesus fucking Christ you guys, I just remembered I’m not even 36 yet.
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
In a year with stiff competition, Health Insurance Companies is strongly leading in the “Kristine’s Biggest Opp” category
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
There was some A+ people watching at the airport this morning.
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
In the past year, every single one of my Asian friends has bought something at the Asian grocery solely because it had a KPDH character on it and I honestly love that for us.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
wishbone
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Listening to a playlist I made in 2013, and it’s lowkey a little cringe but that’s what life is supposed to be like while your prefrontal cortex is still forming.
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
“I’ll make a Man Out of You” being the first song to come up on shuffle is for sure sign of a solid day.
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my little soda pop (*pop*) @kristineisms.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Some days I cry because the world is sad and some days I cry because Alex Eala became the first Filipino to win a WTA Tour singles title.
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