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Kristin Chirico

@kristinchirico.bsky.social
7.3K followers 332 following 89 posts

Now: The Kitchen and Jorn Show, Before: BuzzFeed’s Ladylike. Reconnecting Haudenosaunee 🪶Fat. She/they. comedian, YouTuber, writer, queermo. Management: kristinchirico@select.co

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Kristin Chirico @kristinchirico.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Will they please just kiss
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Kristin Chirico @kristinchirico.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Are we watching the Oscar's over here, what's up
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Kristin Chirico @kristinchirico.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I was LOSING my mind
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Kristin Chirico @kristinchirico.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
A good lesson here is that you should live your life in such a way that when you die, nobody pulls out a spreadsheet to mathematically explain why they're happy you're dead
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Kristin Chirico @kristinchirico.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I talked about my agoraphobia in today's video!! youtu.be/1xV9_UO9HXY?...
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Kristin Chirico @kristinchirico.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I'm so sorry but this is the worst fucking dog name I have ever seen in my life
A photo of an Ibizan Hound trotting around the ring of a dog show on a blue carpet. The chyron on the photo says "Ibizan Hound" and lists the dog's name as "The Zit"
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Kristin Chirico @kristinchirico.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Matt Eberflus should literally have his employee ID badge taken before he even leaves the field
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Kristin Chirico @kristinchirico.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Brie and I haven't done Thanksgiving with others for five years and we might never go back, because I hate traveling this week and also I want to do Native shit and not be hassled by anyone present.You don't have to do Thanksgiving with people who are terrible. It's not the law.
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Kristin Chirico @kristinchirico.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
How has every day this week felt like Friday
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Kristin Chirico @kristinchirico.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
We are a bunch of Whole Foods cakes, so if you are interested in our opinions about them here ya go youtu.be/qqLtm8BxTbU?...
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David Klion @davidklion.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Gaetz withdrawal is encouraging, not just because we won't have AG Gaetz but because it's taken Trump about two weeks to squander his supposedly invincible mandate and remind everyone of his staggering incompetence and dysfunction—which, per last time, are the main checks on his power.
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Kristin Chirico @kristinchirico.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Listening to extremely tense movie soundtrack chase music probably wasn't the move while waiting to see if I am gonna miss my connecting flight
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 14/11/2024
While other communities are getting hyperspecific on their starter packs, our #NativeSky community is still pretty small. But everyone here is worth a follow! go.bsky.app/DsSRFQr
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 17/11/2024
fascism is stopped when enough people say one of two things: 1) "nah, I'm not doing that" 2) "nah, you're not doing that" a lot of people want to imagine how they'll say the second thing, but you should *really* start practicing the first one
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Kristin Chirico @kristinchirico.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Oh man I really feel like this place has the juice, I am excited
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
This place is filled with the joy of 15 million people who have just made the decision to finally cut off their toxic family members once and for all
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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Seeing all my old friends on here again
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/11/2024
legitimately one of the most pathetic things i've ever seen on a social media website
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Kristin Chirico @kristinchirico.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Can someone point me to where Native Bluesky is? That is the one thing that is sort of keeping me tethered to twitter, is that I don't want to give up my Native friends there, as so many of them were really integral to making me feel welcome in my earliest reconnecting days
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
that meme where you get texts from anxiety and depression and then a third thing.

text from anxiety: what if you’re not good enough

text from depression: everyone hates you

text from yoda but he talks normal: hey what’s up man. this is yoda btw
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Hi friends! I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet. The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.
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Kristin Chirico @kristinchirico.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I just think if you are overwhelmingly rich you need to accept that people are going to hate you until the earth dies and so you should stop trying so embarrassingly hard to change their minds
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Kristin Chirico @kristinchirico.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
My hot Kevin Federline take is that Popozao is actually a fucking banger of a song and it's a tragedy they wasted it by giving that song to Kevin, a person who is essentially just 93 rats in an ed hardy T-shirt
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Kristin Chirico @kristinchirico.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
God these guys are such pathetic fucking whiners
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Kristin Chirico @kristinchirico.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
This place already feels the same as old Twitter, in that I am already unwillingly seeing too many brain dead takes from Brianna Wu
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I am listening. I am learning. I am becoming more dangerous
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Kristin Chirico @kristinchirico.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
OK I have gained like fifty squillion bkuesky followers in the last two weeks so I MIGHT AS WELL POST HERE HELLO
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Q. (they/them) @quiara.net · 30/09/2023
I just watched the latest kitchen & jorn video and @kristinchirico.bsky.social, please accept this with all respect and propriety when I say your wife’s tiddies are adorable and Brie looks so happy and pretty!
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Bryn @slimewave.me · 01/07/2023
This has been the top of my for you all afternoon
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Kelly Lynne D’Angelo ✨ @kellylynnedang.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
Y’all, the moment Native Twitter all moves here, why on EARTH would I go back to the bird app EVER
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Joey Clift @joeytainment.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
If you're Native and on Bluesky, reply to this and I'll follow you! And if you're looking for cool Native folks, I'd love to recommend... @kellylynnedang.bsky.social @lucasbrowneyes.bsky.social @johnniejae.bsky.social @kristinchirico.bsky.social @vinceschilling.bsky.social @deaddoglake.bsky.social
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 01/07/2023
55 skeets, 55 tweets, 55 instagram posts, 55 tiktoks, 55 facebook posts, 100 youtube vids, 100 reddit threads,
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Kristin Chirico @kristinchirico.bsky.social · 17/06/2023
My wife got here, because @crushbort.bsky.social got her an invite code. I have failed as a wife
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 26/05/2023
A user responds to writer, director and actor union protests over Max’s new crediting format with "The three guilds have united against you" is the type of shit you hear before you get sealed away in a fucking crystal’”
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Kristin Chirico @kristinchirico.bsky.social · 26/05/2023
Betty LOVES tug, to the point where as soon as she "wins" she immediately moves to put the toy back in your hand as if to be like "ok that was a good try mommy, let's run that back ok?"
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Kristin Chirico @kristinchirico.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
Do you think Bluesky heard that I only want to give my invite codes to trans people and native people and that's why I haven't gotten any yet?
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Kristin Chirico @kristinchirico.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
"I hate when people speak about humiliating things that happened to them that they are furthermore frustrated about not being about to name names with regards to because THEY will be the ones who suffer the consequences if they name who did it, so annoying"
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Kristin Chirico @kristinchirico.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
I once saw someone on Twitter basically equate blocking to a human rights violation, I wish I was exaggerating, they used the word "torture"
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 14/05/2023
Happy I'm My Own Mom Now Day to all who are learning to reparent themselves.
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Kristin Chirico @kristinchirico.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
My daughter brought me kisses in bed this morning ❤️
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Kristin Chirico @kristinchirico.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
I know I shouldn't buy these earrings but also
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Kristin Chirico @kristinchirico.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
HOW has my TL not been talking about this new Janelle Monae ALL DAY??? I am AMAZED YouTube didn't send this to the Puritan Hole
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Kristin Chirico @kristinchirico.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
Important baby photos
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Kristin Chirico @kristinchirico.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
Oh my god we took Betty in for a chest x-ray (she has bronchitis) and apparently at some point in her life someone used her as target practice because there is still a bullet lodged in her body?!?!? HOW COULD THEY
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Kristin Chirico @kristinchirico.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
I thought about posting boobs but honestly my boobs aren't even that exciting
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Kristin Chirico @kristinchirico.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
Ugh @lillywachowski.bsky.social a legend, an icon, the moment
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 30/04/2023
It’s amazing how most social media apps think the key to success is slick features and clever algorithms but this app is still only bare-bones functional and the users are EUPHORIC just to have a site where they can post jokes and riff off each other without constantly drowning in death threats
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Kristin Chirico @kristinchirico.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
Whenever I get a Bluesky notification it feels like a precious diamond lmao
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