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@kristalauren.bsky.social
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She/her. Fossil enthusiast. Food justice cryptid. hEDS and assorted other acronyms. In grad school for medical speech language pathology. (Icon: @heysawbones.bsky.social)

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krypta is dead ⚰️🪦 @kristalauren.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What do you even use your brain for at this point
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if you need a suggestion:
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The West Passage
THE LADIES REIGN. THE PALACE ROTS. THE BEAST RISES.Five starred reviews from Kirkus, Booklist, BookPage, Library Journal, and Shelf Awareness.“The West Passage is a dangerous book of secrets.” —Travis...
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krypta is dead ⚰️🪦 @kristalauren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
boy all the initiatives on the WA ballot this november are pretty terrible!
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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krypta is dead ⚰️🪦 @kristalauren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
why is it called photosynthesis and not sol food
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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krypta is dead ⚰️🪦 @kristalauren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve been listening to the Raw Dog audiobook by @jamieloftus.bsky.social (really good) and it has given me an intense craving for hot dogs every time I listen, which feels like a feature rather than a bug
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is directly from Evangelical Christianity, the most powerful religious group in the country, that is obsessed with being under attack. I grew up with Evangelical friends and they were constantly being taught about persecuted Christians in other countries and that secretly it was happening here
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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yea dude no shit that’s why it mostly works. Those are load bearing furries.
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krypta is dead ⚰️🪦 @kristalauren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
yessssssss
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 22/09/2026
Seattle area people! Anybody got room to foster a mom and some wee little puppies?
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krypta is dead ⚰️🪦 @kristalauren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I watched It (1990) the other week and now I’m watching Salem’s Lot and can somebody tell me why Stephen King seems to like kicking off stories by killing little boys
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m @mjjii.com · 21/09/2026
digital art. closeup up of a crying kitten’s face
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krypta is dead ⚰️🪦 @kristalauren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“expand and improve security” is vague but I assume it’s going to make it harder for poor and unhoused people to eat
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Ash @ashrowan.design · 18/09/2026
Hello US friends, it’s time for me to remind you that you can order the flu nasal spray vaccine right to your door :] flumist.com
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krypta is dead ⚰️🪦 @kristalauren.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cost covered 🥺💜
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krypta is dead ⚰️🪦 @kristalauren.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Because there was so much corrosion on the battery we have to pay for a professional to replace the terminal and install the battery, which is another $188. This cost is really not great for us so if you can contribute anything at all that would be amazing!!
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krypta is dead ⚰️🪦 @kristalauren.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I went to the store this week and intended to buy ground beef but it was literally TEN DOLLARS A POUND
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krypta is dead ⚰️🪦 @kristalauren.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this is the negative node on our old battery. lol. lmao
A car battery node with so much blue buildup from what I assume is leaking battery acid that you can’t even really see the node
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 17/09/2026
Do NOT vote for anti-transgender Democrats. www.erininthemorning.com/p/the-guide-...
erininthemorning.com
The Guide To Anti-Trans Democrats In The 2026 Elections, By State
These are the Democrats that LGBTQ+ people may wish to avoid this election cycle.
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krypta is dead ⚰️🪦 @kristalauren.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I was going to be vending at a craft market today but I can’t get there if I don’t have a car battery 🙃 please help if you can!
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krypta is dead ⚰️🪦 @kristalauren.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Probably a little bit confused about why I’m in grad school
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Moriah of All Trades @moriahdraws.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I hate having to ask this, but I cannot afford to move and pay for his end of life services, so if anyone has a spare dollar or two, it would mean a lot. (Venmo @ is Moskabot)
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Moriah of All Trades @moriahdraws.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m so heartbroken that I have to write this, but sadly, my dear cat Crab Rangoon passed away from a sudden/unexpected health issue. I had not seen him in months because of my temporary living situation was supposed to move/back see him next week. End of life costs have piled onto my moving costs >>
A grey cat lying on his sideA grey cat sitting and looking up past the camera
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krypta is dead ⚰️🪦 @kristalauren.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I need some fairly urgent help!! My car battery has officially gone kaput and a new one is looking to be around $200, which I don’t have. Right now my car will not start without a jumpstart so this is time sensitive. If you can help: Venmo: kristapechacek PayPal: kristalauren
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krypta is dead ⚰️🪦 @kristalauren.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
personally I think the universe owes me something good. like maybe a biweekly paycheck
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krypta is dead ⚰️🪦 @kristalauren.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I need some fairly urgent help!! My car battery has officially gone kaput and a new one is looking to be around $200, which I don’t have. Right now my car will not start without a jumpstart so this is time sensitive. If you can help: Venmo: kristapechacek PayPal: kristalauren
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krypta is dead ⚰️🪦 @kristalauren.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Chopin, Laura, and Viola the days they came home
A white and grey tabby kitten reposing on a carpet looking off to the leftA black and white tuxedo kitten with the tip of one ear cut off sitting on a bathroom floor looking at the cameraA white kitten with a grey spot on her forehead pouncing on the drawstring of my sweatpants (that have coral snakes on them but that’s besides the point)
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 10/09/2026
ok here’s my oot remake link doodle
A doodle of child link from oot remake, from the pov looking down on him

he asks: “do you have any games on your phone?”
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Elly "Enormity" Bangs @ellybangs.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ anything 🕯️ good 🕯️ at all 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
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krypta is dead ⚰️🪦 @kristalauren.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
my cat’s love language is words of affirmation and that’s why she meows directly in my face every morning at 6am
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 07/09/2026
From Louisville to LA to Philly to Denver, Starbucks workers are turning up across the country for Labor Day! Our message is simple: it is no longer possible to be both a Starbucks customer, and in support of workers. BOYCOTT STARBUCKS.
A group of 5 stand in front of a Starbucks Workers United booth. A banner has a logo that says BOYCOTT STARBUCKS.Two people smile and hold a sign that says BOYCOTT STARBUCKS at a Labor Day eventA large group in a busy city hold a banner that says BOYCOTT STARBUCKSA large group stand in front of a Starbucks holding signs that says "WORKER RIGHTS, "SHAME ON STARBUCKS," and "UNION STRONG UNION PROUD"
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krypta is dead ⚰️🪦 @kristalauren.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I only recently got into audiobooks and I would like to know why the sound quality is consistently bad
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Our society's unfathomable cruelty to homeless people is not just morally unjustifiable, but more expensive than housing people would be. Cruelty against the homeless is an unaffordable luxury. Abandoning homeless people to avoid offending the Protestant work ethic is an unaffordable luxury.
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krypta is dead ⚰️🪦 @kristalauren.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Saddened to learn that my disability is just a trend I’ve been influenced into following. I’m listening and learning and will do better
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Ken Burnside @kenburnside.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Lifespans of cats: Outdoor ferals: Usually dead in 4-5 years. They become coyote-chow. Indoor-outdoor "ranging cats": Usually dead in 5-6 years. Indoor house cats: Usually dead in 14-16 years. You are literally robbing your cat of a decade of life by letting them out off-the-harness.
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Sara Nović @novicsara.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Incoming: True Biz is Seattle's city-wide read and I am hype to be doing a spate of events there at the end of the month! All will have terps and CART.

 ID: tan graphic with the True Biz bookcover "D" handshape on the left side, and True Biz and Mother Tongue Fall 2026 in orange at the top. Tour dates and info listed in orange text: Seattle, WA September 25, 11 am at Ballard Branch
September 25, 7 pm at Hugo House
September 26, 11 am at SouthEast Seattle Senior Center
September 26, 3 pm at Central Library
September 27, 11 am at Central Library (for the Deaf Community only)
Bergen County, NJ
October 27, 6:30 pm at 
Bergenfield Library
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krypta is dead ⚰️🪦 @kristalauren.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’ve lived my entire life in western Washington but I guess I’m from Nevada?? Also I would like to point out that traffic circles and roundabouts are in fact different things
Results of the dialect quiz saying I speak most similarly to Salt Lake City, San Francisco, and Los Angeles, as well as the state of Nevada
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krypta is dead ⚰️🪦 @kristalauren.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Penguni demanded to be doodled
Uni the tuxedo cat drawn messily as a penguin, tbh kinda looking a bit Danny devito
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krypta is dead ⚰️🪦 @kristalauren.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Tbh kind of a dead year for movies so there weren’t a lot of options
static.klipy.com
Get Out: The Sunken Place Scene
Alt: Daniel kaluuya in get out staring into the camera with a shocked expression, crying
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Robin Sevakis @jadedsketch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wile E. Coyote is doing a reddit AMA right now for Coyote vs ACME and strictly answering through signs, and it's genius.
Wile E Coyote in an office, pointing to a sign he's holding that reads "WE CANNOT JUDGE OUR WORTH ON THE WORK OF OTHERS"
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
im really and truly not the kind of person to shame people for the media they consume but if you watch the new harry potter you can get fucked
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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krypta is dead ⚰️🪦 @kristalauren.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My partner paid rent, but I’m very late on literally every other bill payment. I’m applying to several jobs a day and getting zero responses, so it’s not looking like I’ll get a paycheck anytime soon. If you have anything to spare pls give to my gofundme or send it to my venmo (@ kristapechacek)!!
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krypta is dead ⚰️🪦 @kristalauren.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My partner paid rent, but I’m very late on literally every other bill payment. I’m applying to several jobs a day and getting zero responses, so it’s not looking like I’ll get a paycheck anytime soon. If you have anything to spare pls give to my gofundme or send it to my venmo (@ kristapechacek)!!
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
If buying isn't owning then piracy can't be theft. Any reasonable corporation knows that.
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🎴 高 | irene koh 🎴 @koh.money · 01/09/2026
new COVID vaccine is out! should be able to schedule now or very soon with your pharmacies depending on region. if you react poorly to the mRNA one, protein versions are available or can be requested to your pharmacy. COVID numbers are really high rn so please keep yourselves healthy and safe!
abcnews.com
What you need to know about updated COVID vaccines following FDA approval
This week, the Food and Drug Administration approved updated vaccines to protect against the latest strain of the virus. Here's what you need to know.
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The meme from the Spider-Man film where Willem dafoe says I'm something of a scientist myself.
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krypta is dead ⚰️🪦 @kristalauren.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just realized I can take all the fun patterned fabric I bought in 2020 for masks and make cat toys 👀
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