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Kris Keppeler

@kriskeppeler.bsky.social
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Audiobook narrator, actor, voice actor, and podcaster. I love telling "truth is stranger than fiction" stories. Do you have a story for me? You will find stories by fantastic writers narrated by me on YouTube and my Does This Happen to You podcast.

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 10/11/2025
Dr. Oz wants each American to lose 400 pounds for the midterm swimsuit competition
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Jacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Good movie alert: The Things You Kill whips! A quiet and cerebral thriller about hating your family and yourself, and coming around on both www.avclub.com/the-things-y...
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You'll never be free of The Things You Kill in this twisty, tense thriller
Canadian Oscar entry The Things You Kill watches a Turkish family implode under the weight of their secrets.
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Kris Keppeler @kriskeppeler.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Thank You for Giving Me One Trillion Dollars open.substack.com/pub/bevpotte... #ElonMusk #trilliondollars
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Thank You for Giving Me One Trillion Dollars
I know it’s for the sex robots
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Kris Keppeler @kriskeppeler.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Being Insulted on the Internet by Strangers open.substack.com/pub/bevpotte... #humor #stories #cruising
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Being Insulted on the Internet by Strangers
On the Lord's day
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Kris Keppeler @kriskeppeler.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
People Keep Dying at Disney World open.substack.com/pub/bevpotte... #Disneyworld #dangerous #story #humor
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People Keep Dying at Disney World
Maybe they saw the price of a beer
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Kris Keppeler @kriskeppeler.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Get Off My Rock! Lucky penguins #humor #penguins open.substack.com/pub/smoesche...
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Get Off My Rock!
Just because the American government isn’t interested in taking care of its citizens doesn’t mean that our animal friends have to suffer the same fate.
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Kris Keppeler @kriskeppeler.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
🤳 10 podcasts I texted my friends (witches, hilariously ranked! Famos Amos cookies, and 1 v. meta true crime) open.substack.com/pub/podcastt... #podcasts
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🤳 10 podcasts I texted my friends (witches, hilariously ranked! Famos Amos cookies, and 1 v. meta true crime)
🍭 👂 They killed that old woman who was just trying to live in her candy house 🌈 🤸‍♀️
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Portland, US, annyal event known as the "Standup Paddleboard Witch Paddle" #womensart (Image S.Bugarsky)
Photo of women in witch costumes,black cloaks and pointed hats on paddle boards
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Urbanism+ Daily @daily.urbanism.plus · 30/10/2025
#Urbanism+DailyQuote @annaleen.bsky.social
#Urbanism+DailyQuote “As long as we tell our urban ancestors' stories, no city is ever lost. They live on, in our imaginations and on our public lands, as a promise that no matter how terrible things get, humans always try again.”

From: Four Lost Cities: A Secret History of the Urban Age — Annalee Newitz
Annalee Newitz standing against a blank wall, button down shirt, tie, short hair, glasses, head off to the side a bit
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Kris Keppeler @kriskeppeler.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Silent Disco Killer #silentdisco #horrormovie open.substack.com/pub/claywrit...
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Silent Disco Killer
What starts as a night of harmless beats and booze turns into a slow descent into soundproof madness. Here's one horror story you won't hear coming.
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Kris Keppeler @kriskeppeler.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
🤳 10 podcasts I texted my friends (fits, Etsy witchcraft, a cemetery, Satanic Panic) open.substack.com/pub/podcastt... #podcasts #podcasting
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🤳 10 podcasts I texted my friends (fits, Etsy witchcraft, a cemetery, Satanic Panic)
🍭 👂 Ghosts don’t vomit, you’re alive. Even though you shouldn’t be. 🌈 🤸‍♀️
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Kris Keppeler @kriskeppeler.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Donald Trump’s White House Ballroom Was Funded by Private Donors. Same Goes for the Crocodile Moat open.substack.com/pub/mcsweene... #LOL #humor #story #laughatauthoritarians
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Donald Trump’s White House Ballroom Was Funded by Private Donors. Same Goes for the Crocodile Moat
by Madeline Goetz & Alex Hirz
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Kris Keppeler @kriskeppeler.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
316: Hope. Global homicide rates ↓ Deforestation too. Painting with fire. Water from air. Fiji eliminates trachoma. fixthenews.com/p/316-hope-g... #Goodnews #hope
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316: Hope. Global homicide rates ↓ Deforestation too. Painting with fire. Water from air. Fiji eliminates trachoma.
Hidden stories of progress from around the world.
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Kris Keppeler @kriskeppeler.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
We still exist open.substack.com/pub/andrewkn... #parenting #life #humore
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We still exist
I don't really know what this one is about but there's some Baby-Sitters Club content!
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Kris Keppeler @kriskeppeler.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
🤳 10 podcasts I texted my friends (Vodou, AI delusions, deterministic horror, apologies) open.substack.com/pub/podcastt... #podcasts #WTF
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🤳 10 podcasts I texted my friends (Vodou, AI delusions, deterministic horror, apologies)
🍭 👂 I didn’t know the broccoli part thats really interesting 🌈 🤸‍♀️
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Kris Keppeler @kriskeppeler.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Please Sign My Petition to Have Opera at the Super Bowl open.substack.com/pub/bevpotte... #opera #badbunny #superbowl
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Please Sign My Petition to Have Opera at the Super Bowl
I’d rather listen to Luciano Pavarotti dead than any country music singer alive
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Kris Keppeler @kriskeppeler.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I’d Like to Apologize to Everyone for Obeying the Speed Limit open.substack.com/pub/bevpotte... #speeding #humor #tailgating
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I’d Like to Apologize to Everyone for Obeying the Speed Limit
I didn’t know I was being tailgated by royalty
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Athanaca @athanaca.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Family time! 💞 #grebe #bird #illustration #digitalart #originalart #animal #animalart #birdwatching #birder #cute #artist
Illustration of Great-crested grebe and it’s chicks
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Kris Keppeler @kriskeppeler.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
315: Shell-shocked. A new era of global health. GenZ ✊🏾 One Piece. Mega-batteries. School is cool. open.substack.com/pub/fixthene... #goodnews
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315: Shell-shocked. A new era of global health. GenZ ✊🏾 One Piece. Mega-batteries. School is cool.
Hidden stories of progress from around the world.
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Kris Keppeler @kriskeppeler.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I accidentally turned my family into nomads, then promptly lost my mind open.substack.com/pub/pandoras... #funny #story #nomads #renting
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I accidentally turned my family into nomads, then promptly lost my mind
Life on the road is not for me
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faun @ MCM London M08 @faungrove.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
hello #PortfolioDay im an illustrator based in the uk. i love to draw things inspired by fantasy themes, fairy tales and ornamental design. please take a look 🌿 ✉️: tearabbit6@gmail.com 🛒: www.etsy.com/shop/2ghosts... 🌲 : linktr.ee/2ghosts
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
it’s that time of year again 🍂🍃
four simplistic drawings of a fluffy white dog rolling around in red, yellow, and orange leaves while exclaiming “leaf, leaf”
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Javi Ibarrondo @jibarrondo.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
DNA from rum-soaked fishes chronicles century of environmental change | Science | AAAS www.science.org/content/arti... 🧪
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DNA from rum-soaked fishes chronicles century of environmental change
Museum specimens collected during a 1907 marine expedition reveal loss of genetic diversity in the Philippines
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Howard Lee @hlee.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
"We will know as these datasets start emerging of how certain we can be about the extent of carbon removed" ⚒️🧪 www.washingtonpost.com/climate-solu...
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Scientists seek to turbocharge a natural process that cools the Earth
Terradot, a carbon removal company, is using “enhanced rock weathering” to sequester carbon by spreading crushed volcanic rock over farmland.
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Kris Keppeler @kriskeppeler.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
🤳 10 podcasts I texted my friends (cassette tapes, TWO beloved show returns, the scariest thing) open.substack.com/pub/podcastt... #podcast #podcasting
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🤳 10 podcasts I texted my friends (cassette tapes, TWO beloved show returns, the scariest thing)
🍭 👂 "I guess we pinballers have always been risk takers" 🌈 🤸‍♀️
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Kris Keppeler @kriskeppeler.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Just Two Guys Out on a Frozen Lake Shooting at Each Other for Fun open.substack.com/pub/bevpotte... #LOL #stupdity #guys #guns
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Just Two Guys Out on a Frozen Lake Shooting at Each Other for Fun
Stupidity was not invented yesterday
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Kris Keppeler @kriskeppeler.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Please Let Our Warfighters Use Your Restroom open.substack.com/pub/mcsweene... #humor #satire #ICE
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Please Let Our Warfighters Use Your Restroom
by Jeff Johnson
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Kris Keppeler @kriskeppeler.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Cartoon Club! #cartoons #hilarious #LOL open.substack.com/pub/tomtoro/...
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Cartoon Club!
For VIPs only (Very Ink-stained Punsters)
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
'Moonlight Murmuration' by artist Kerrie Ann Gardner, painting on stone #WomensArt #FullMoon #October
Oval shaped stone with a painting of a landscape with a lake and a hill over which many birds fly under a full moon
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Brian Merchant @bcmerchant.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
OpenAI's Sora gambit is somehow even more reckless and arrogant than we've grown accustomed to with the company. OpenAI is betting that it can spit in the face of creatives, workers, and the largest media companies on the planet—and bend copyright law to its whims.
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The incredible arrogance of OpenAI
With Sora 2, OpenAI is betting it can spit in the face of workers, creators, and the biggest media conglomerates on the planet — and win
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 06/10/2025
@bethanyblack.bsky.social said she taught herself economics after seeing so many financial news stories that simply didn’t make sense to her so she had to understand them better and it turns out she was right to start with and the economy simply does not make any sense
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Kris Keppeler @kriskeppeler.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
🤳 10 podcasts I texted my friends (the best show of all time, feminine survival, horrifying rom coms) open.substack.com/pub/podcastt... #podcasts #podcasting
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🤳 10 podcasts I texted my friends (the best show of all time, feminine survival, horrifying rom coms)
🍭 👂 "They can’t hear me they’re in the past" 🌈 🤸‍♀️
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Kris Keppeler @kriskeppeler.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Signs This Group Is Definitely Not A Cult open.substack.com/pub/jennifer... #cult #stories #hilarious
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Signs This Group Is Definitely Not A Cult
It’s not our fault that everyone’s family members and former friends are toxic, and we're better off not having any contact with them.
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Kris Keppeler @kriskeppeler.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
We Are Not Fascists, and If You Call Us Fascists, We Will Arrest You #hilarious #satire #authoritarians open.substack.com/pub/mcsweene...
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We Are Not Fascists, and If You Call Us Fascists, We Will Arrest You
by Carlos Greaves
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katiebjorn.bsky.social @katiebjorn.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
My 8th grade history teacher read aloud "Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee". He also showed us Roots. I became a history teacher because of it. I appreciated him trusting that we were capable of empathy and understanding tragedy.
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Kris Keppeler @kriskeppeler.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
For Authors, Is AI a Boost or a Burden? open.substack.com/pub/fauziabu... #AI #authors #goodadvice
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For Authors, Is AI a Boost or a Burden?
AI can speed up your work, but it can also slow you down.
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Kris Keppeler @kriskeppeler.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
'Merica open.substack.com/pub/smoesche... #hilarious #deptofstupidity #military
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'Merica
"You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
🐈‍⬛🤍
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Climate One @climateone.org · 30/09/2025
It’s no secret that #ClimateScience is under attack: from firing scientists to erasing databases to calling it a "scam." We talk with scientists who are fighting back by defending data & research 🧪 🎧 Listen to how they're keeping the truth alive: listen.climateone.org/ArrzLg-O?sid...
Female scientist with blonde hair pulled back into a ponytail, sitting in a lab, holding lab equipment. Text: "Scientists Who Won't Be Silenced" with Climate One logo in bottom left corner
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Kris Keppeler @kriskeppeler.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
🤳 10 podcasts I texted my friends open.substack.com/pub/podcastt... #podcasts #podcasting
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🤳 10 podcasts I texted my friends
🍭 👂 Can you tell I'm experimenting with what to call these things? 🌈 🤸‍♀️
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Kris Keppeler @kriskeppeler.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Coffee Is Coffee Is Coffee open.substack.com/pub/bevpotte... #coffee #Starbucks
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Coffee Is Coffee Is Coffee
Some thoughts about overpriced hot bean water
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Kris Keppeler @kriskeppeler.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I aced my heart test and humiliated my PA open.substack.com/pub/andrewkn... #health #hilarious #heart
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I aced my heart test and humiliated my PA
I'm so back
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Dr. Kenna Harmony Rubin @kennarubin.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
West Mata 🌋 shots 4 #FieldPhotoFriday, described in ALT text. AI calls me an “Oceanographer 🌊 passionate about volcanoes, deep-sea science 🧪, community engagement & inclusivity,” then asks: “Are volcanoes just angry mountains? Is the government hiding underwater volcanic alien civilizations?” Hmm 😜!
Annotated views from my research on submarine volcanic eruption and eruption products at West Mata volcano, Tonga, showing a few of the many styles of activity we see at this small yet very active volcano, and a current image of me :) 
Sources for all images: Kenna Harmony Rubin
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ACLU @aclu.org · 26/09/2025
The Trump administration can't be allowed to punish arts organizations that uplift trans and queer experiences. We celebrate this win, not just for our clients but for all of our First Amendment rights.
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Court sides with ACLU and queer performers over federal trans funding restrictions
As in many authoritarian campaigns, art has been recognized as a vital form of resistance — but bad actors have sought to curtail it accordingly.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
World News Tonight - guy reading the news at gunpoint with pic of dear leader Trump behind him]

Our dear leader publishes employment report for August: One trillion Americans now have jobs
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 26/09/2025
Ted Cruz was doing great until he desecrated Jon's beloved "Goodfellas"
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Kris Keppeler @kriskeppeler.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Traditional Search vs. AI Search: The Side-by-Side Comparison (diagram) www.orbitmedia.com/blog/traditi... #AI #TraditionalSearch
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Traditional Search vs. AI Search: The Side-by-Side Comparison (diagram) | Orbit Media Studios
Here’s a simple way to understand the difference for lead generation marketing. Search is about getting ranked and clicked. AI is about getting recommended based on the user’s context.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
@commaficionado

Why did we bother educating everyone for the last 75 years about nazism and fascism if the next time it appears so many of us look it squarely in the face and decide it can't possibly be what it obviously is.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
#antifa #satire
Report: You're About to Get Arrested for Reading This Headline About Antifa

[pic of 2 police offers arresting a man]
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Kris Keppeler @kriskeppeler.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Fact-Checkers Are the Unsung Heroes in Book Publishing. We Need Them More Than Ever. #AI #hallucinating open.substack.com/pub/fauziabu...
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Fact-Checkers Are the Unsung Heroes in Book Publishing. We Need Them More Than Ever.
The quiet danger of AI hallucinations, and why it matters to all of us
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