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Kris

@krisc.bsky.social
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💛🤍💜🖤 🇵🇭🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 genre-fluid musician Calabio Twins /w @skidmarq.bsky.social 🥁🎸🎤 audio engineer home cook nonbinary linktr.ee/calabiotwins

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Tawni Marshall @tawnimarshall.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Bluesky is beautiful, but it's dying...
Bob Odenkirk in the "triples is best" sketch from I Think You Should Leave
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Kris @krisc.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Threads is rotting my brain. What's up, Bluesky?
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⚡️Neon Cowell⚡️ @neoncowell.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Took a picture of my knee with the intention of photoshopping Dr. Phil’s face on it, quickly realized it doesn’t look how I thought it would but I spent too much time to waste it
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The National Anthem is speeding up like when you're running out of time in Super Mario.
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Kris @krisc.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I don't like that I have more fun on Threads than here 😒
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/04/2026
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Did you bring enough consciousness for the rest of the class?
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Kris @krisc.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
is this the best guitar solo ever? the beatles - Savoy Truffle (George Harrison) #georgemaxxing #guitarsolo #guitarcover #ericclapton #whitealbum
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mao @maddestmao.com · 06/04/2026
some new widdle gears just arrived! they'll be debuting at slashback, available online a few days after the event when I have time to take proper product pics and set up listings
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Kris @krisc.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
and it never ends! the week after was spent shifting gears trying to be a drummer again. a lot of rust had to be shaken off. I backed Mariela on drums at a Phoenix Pride event. and then the following week, I spent two sessions recordings drums for LeShai. and THEN a Calabio Twins gig last night.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Between the conversion therapy ruling and the efforts to ban kids from the internet to “protect them” from “transgender influence,” we’re right back in a culture of violently enforced closeting. And the data around self-identifying as trans and queer already reflects this
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Kris @krisc.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
played drums for Mariela at Phoenix Pride's Rainbow Festival today!
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Kris @krisc.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
hmm google maps has a chat bot where the button to get directions home used to be. very cool 🙃
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Kris @krisc.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I feel like my life is moving in fast forward right now. the second week of March I gave a lecture at a university and played two gigs all in the same week. I feel like I'm still recovering from that.
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Natalie Wynn @contrapoints.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
NEW VIDEO youtu.be/uiGIbdrQjbI?...
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Saw | ContraPoints
YouTube video by ContraPoints
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𖠌moopshe「𝚑𝚊𝚞𝚗.𝚝𝚢」 @moopsh.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
baja blastoise
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Kris @krisc.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Pachelbel's canyon.mid
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Ryan Edwards 🎨 Comms Open 🎨 @ryanstuffandthings.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
#internationalwomensday
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Kris @krisc.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
you missed the starting gun Pink Floyd - Time (David Gilmour) #musiciansky
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Kris @krisc.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
LEGALIZE CRISPY PORK BELLY
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Kris @krisc.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
wake n bake n take a dump
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/03/2026
Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?
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Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?
The human subconscious is such an interesting thing. No matter how much you think you’ve got it figured out, it’ll always spit out the most random stuff. Take me, for example. After coming home from a...
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Kris @krisc.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
"I'm a loser." ~John Lennon
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Kris @krisc.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
heavy, heavy, heavy! The Beatles - I Want You (She's So Heavy) (John Lennon) #MusicianSky
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2026
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
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Kris @krisc.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
MFW my body tells me the 2nd poop of the day is coming
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 28/02/2026
gender affirming stupidity
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Kris @krisc.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
@geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
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Kris @krisc.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
biblically accurate goatse
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 28/02/2026
“The forces we are up against have made peace with mass death. They are treasonous to this world and its human and non-human inhabitants.”
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The rise of end times fascism | Naomi Klein and Astra Taylor
The governing ideology of the far right has become a monstrous, supremacist survivalism. Our task is to build a movement strong enough to stop them
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Kris @krisc.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
these bends hurt too much on my 12-gauge C# standard guitar. I'll have to do this on my Eb standard Godin which has a floyd rose. plus I can use the whammy bar to vibrato those bends just like David
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Kris @krisc.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
looks like I died and went to heaven with this filter #MusicianSky
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Kris @krisc.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
the President is being transphobic on live television again 🙃
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Kris @krisc.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Me: hmm let's check Facebook! Facebook:
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Kris @krisc.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
love when strangers on the internet give me homework 🙃
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Kris @krisc.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
war! Slayer - War Ensemble (Kerry King) #MusicianSky
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 20/02/2026
TYPICAL OAF: I would like to watch "Beavis and Butt-Head." ME: I would like to watch "Genius and Smart-Head."
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Kris @krisc.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
is this the best guitar solo ever? pt. 14
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 18/02/2026
monthly rent should not cost as much as a Nice Guitar. when i think of rent in terms of handing over a Nice Guitar to a landlord ive never met every month, it makes me dream of mao
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Kalamazoo Astronomical Society @kzooastro.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Mercury was only 50 arcminutes (0.8°) above a very young waxing crescent Moon this evening. KAS member Pete Mumbower captured this image from his home in Vicksburg, MI.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Take me down to Paragraph City where the lines are three and the words are many
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𖠌moopshe「𝚑𝚊𝚞𝚗.𝚝𝚢」 @moopsh.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
logging on
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Kris @krisc.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
is this the best guitar solo ever? #MusicianSky
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Kris @krisc.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
"shouldn't stand too close too the sun" 📷: Andrew Middleton Photography for LeShái photoshoot
head shot of yours truly
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Eric @nemchocke.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Here it is, your moment of zen.
Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them?

Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.
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𖠌moopshe「𝚑𝚊𝚞𝚗.𝚝𝚢」 @moopsh.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
[trying to get to the sickness] wait is it up or down you said both
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Somersault Justice @somersaultjustice.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Using your buried crushed phone as bong water
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Kris @krisc.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
texting my crush then burying my phone in the yard
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”
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