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Emma Thorne

@emmathorne.bsky.social
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She/her, or if you're a cowboy, sheehawww. Professional silly lil' guy, likeable bisexual. All your friends are secretly spiders. Proud member of the LG TV community

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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
5 days in a row of clapping and cheering for each other and communally writing comedy in a small group has left the real world seeming a bit lackluster Where is my applause? I demand an audience!
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thanks to a class exercise on joke delivery I can now say I've told my favourite Two Prawns joke on stage at an actual comedy club 🦐🦐
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Backed myself into a bit of a comedy corner by suggesting my persona might be "small Victorian boy" And everyone instantly agreed it was so clear and accurate that I now have to link every piece back to my time as a chimney sweep or haunting a local theatre And it works! God damn it, it works.
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Turns out Matt and I have been underestimating the length of our relationship quite substantially- which we learned because of a freaking Facebook post 7 years of being happy but disorganised and confused
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Maybe I've just seen too many documentaries or read too many statistics about the rise of violence against women but man Every time I see a clip of a misogynist warning men about the dangers of women because if you get divorced they may be entitled to some of your assets- I really want to scream
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mini strem vacation while me mumsie visits this week! pls enjoy a peaceful couple of days without me
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
New weird guy caught on camera youtu.be/cEw74DoCv6Q?...
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MBARI researchers film chance encounter with a rare deep-sea bigfin squid
YouTube video by MBARI (Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute)
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samuelcockings.bsky.social @samuelcockings.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy 60th Star Trek!! This, franchise & community are incredible I can announce that our 60th Anniversary film will be out Sat, September 12th "Legacy of Yesterday" has been crafted to celebrate the start of this amazing thing called Star Trek & bring a few surprises @emmathorne.bsky.social
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sim SMondays returns! And I can't believe we haven't done a retro sim on stream before so we're playing one of my favs: Theme Park World aka Theme Park 2 aka Sim Theme Park See you there in a half hour! www.twitch.tv/emmalittleduck
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EmmaLittleDuck - Twitch
I play games badly. I keep up with new titles too, but weird games from the late 90s/early 2000s have my heart. — EmmaLittleDuck streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and jo...
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I sure do Thanks David
A caption on a video: "(Emma scream-sneezes)"
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
WHAT IF We brought back Thursday streams AND JUST SUPPOSE We played the new Plague Tale
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Hades Asks: What Do You Think???
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We take our filming VERY seriously at Trek Shorts
A camera screen shows Emma in a blue TOS uniform in front of a greenscreen smiling broadly
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We are gonna fish some more tonight 8pm be there or be fish twitch.tv/emmalittleduck
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
According to my phone I missed 2 calls today One from Likely Nuisance And one from Afro Carribbean Basket ???
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Don't make it weird but I need some pinky finger strengthening exercises if you happen to have any
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
[opens trenchcoat full of conditional formatting rules] hey uh you kids like spreadsheets?
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Something a LOT of sponsors do that is super freakin' irritating is pay you for a 60-90 ad read and then give you over 2 minutes of content that you must include >:[
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Email subject: "From the blog" My stupid ass: Why would they be writing from the bog? Is this a cottagecore thing? Swamp witch email from the bog?
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Good guesses everyone but you are all wrong The correct answer was: The inexorable rise of fascism
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
5 beans to whomever can guess what I am laughing about here
emma with her head thrown back looking up, mouth open, doing a facetious cackle
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I get now why cats push stuff off tables
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Naked Lunch: I would like to see my favourite typewriter/insect/butthole creature on the big screen I wanna know your film requests. What would you choose?
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I saw the two worst people collide yesterday Preacher twit with a microphone in the market getting in folks ways to rant about God And the exact kind of skinhead middle-aged fella you'd expect shouted "Go back to Africa" at him Maybe the universe was trying to give me more sympathy for the first guy
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I'm home and not busy so I decided to premiere todays video in 7 minutes HOHO SORRY youtu.be/nBYuHaQWCZc
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50 Gov Docs that PROVE Flat Earther is an Idiot 🌍
YouTube video by Emma Thorne
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It's an oldie but still one of my favourites "Get in the fuckin' sack" youtu.be/kmo75Q8Ok7c
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Dara O'Briain RANTS About People Who Ignore Science | Talks Funny | Jokes On Us
YouTube video by Jokes On Us
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Ya ever wake up just a little bit furious about the state of the world
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Got distracted playing Geoguessr watching this dog chase the google earth car ᴰᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ᵃᵗ ᵐʸ ˢᶜᵒʳᵉ ᴵ ʷᵃˢ ʰᵃᵛᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ᵇᵃᵈ ʳᵒᵘⁿᵈ
A google earth image of a road with a dog in the middle sprinting towards the carA google earth image of a road with a dog in the middle sprinting towards the carA google earth image of a road with a dog in the middle slowing down runnning towards the carA google earth image of a road with a dog stood in the middle having given up running after the car
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Starting to think Carpenter Brut were a bit optimistic setting Anarchy Road in "2070 or so"
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My GAM appearance is out! Please enjoy us trying to explain the nonsensical Hell that is Clash in the College I had a rip-roaring time doing this episode youtu.be/EkcJv2CA6-g
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God Awful Movies 567: Clash in the College
YouTube video by Noah Lugeons
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I would like more games like the Upturned that take place in and around hotel lifts BECAUSE I think I would look great in a bellhop's uniform
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Did my dad write this comment? (I know he didn't because he made a fake account to comment once before and his writing is much more 'forsooth, supposing one was to make the comment'y)
Youtube comment "Emma, I wonder whether you think that your Dad is stupid for believing in a God or that he's just too weak to accept that his love for you doesn't exist and that you have no more object value than a cockroach?"
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Having to wait for next train after earlier delays Go to kill time getting coffee It's the most efficient ordering and drink making I've ever experienced And I couldn't hear the guy super well but he also gave me a discount for some reason???
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
passed me creative writing short course lads wahey
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Loud argument on train between a super loud guy and a loud guy telling off the first guy for being super loud A defender of SLG said "it's PUBLIC transport, clues in the name, Pub-lic. He can do what he wants" I am... Still wondering what he was going for
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I've encountered a lot of, mostly young folk, listening to music out loud, and I find that hard enough to comprehend but... A lady at the bus stop is listening to an audiobook out loud And the narrator is an AI voice so it's not even narrating it correctly 💩
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"why does the UK change leaders so often?" there are diminishing returns wrt how long each vessel can house thatcher's spirit. by the end of the century we'll be getting through 1000 prime ministers a day
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The trilby really threw the fedora under the bus in like the early 2010s and I'm still mad about it tbh
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
If you wanted a documentary to watch, Trust Me: The False Profit isn't just a good insight into an FLDS community, but the activist/documentarian involved is a former escape artist & puppeteer/ventriloquist and she's FABULOUS
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
If under 16s get banned from youtube does that mean we'll be allowed to swear in the first 30 seconds, d'you think? It might all be worth it if I can finally start a video with "what's up, chuckle-fucks"
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
DO YOU HAVE A REGIONAL VERSION OF "knock down ginger"? Because I just heard about "Nicky nicky nine doors" and I love that, gg Canada. I believe the US calls it "ding dong ditch"? Google claims the UK also calls it "runaway knock" which I've never heard but is boring enough to be believable
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Last night I had a dream that Club Penguin came back and it was a hyper-immersive first person experience Reality is so disappointing
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Been peeing my pants a LIL bit about opening Witches of Eastwick because I've never done that before (in front of the curtain?? While the ensemble are all cozy together behind it?? Say it ain't so!) but after doing our final dress run I'm so happy with how we sound 😭 Love my fellow lil girls <3
Three Little Girls sing together in front of a theatre curtain
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
MT is hard because when you're singing for yourself the best way you can sing is generally the most comfortable/pretty for your voice If you sing like that in musical theatre you're usually doing it wrong 💩 I had a great singing lesson this week where the teacher kept going "uglier, uglier!"
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Jesus said the coming of the Kingdom of God was imminent. It never came. There's only one rational conclusion: It didn't happen, so Jesus wasn't the messiah. Somehow instead we got 2000 years of posthoc rationalisation for how Jesus IS the messiah and he's totally coming back any minute now
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I already enjoyed MC Hammersmith but this is icing on the cake youtu.be/eyWNOjqr6N0
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Comedian DESTROYS Zionists In Front Row With Rap
YouTube video by MC Hammersmith
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
15th century portrait of me
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Classic cult signs: - A Charasmatic leader who refuses to bend to outside authority - Claims to be the only path to truth/enlightenment - Using specialised jargon or repeated mantras - Behaviour/ thought control / guilt to discourage independant/critical thinking - Framing criticism as persecution
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Cartoon Jesus Christ Gives Thumbs Up
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RTGame 👑 @rtgame.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Larry the Cat, the appointed Chief Mouser of Downing Street, has now outlasted 6 UK Prime Ministers, and the Queen herself. He holds the true power over the country
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Bigger than GTA 6 tbh Gallery: Nintendo Shares Multiple Screenshots Of Nintendo Switch Sports Resort | Nintendo Life share.google/KCAV0M8BdlNN...
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Gallery: Nintendo Shares Multiple Screenshots Of Nintendo Switch Sports Resort
100 Pin Bowling returns
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
There's a nice open air communal football screen in Oslo, got a great view of them from our restaurant. When they're happy, the Norwegian football fans are just... Clapping and cheering? No one's even smashed a pint glass or torn their shirt off. It's like they don't even care 🌝
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