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kolokythaki

@kolokythaki.bsky.social
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he/him, 35. dni if you think civility politics is a good thing

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David Allsopp @doublehelix.bsky.social · 4h
Man faces a desktop PC and instructs it: say oof ouch owie

Oof ouch owie, obliges the computer

Oh my god, exclaims the man.
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kolokythaki @kolokythaki.bsky.social · 4h
a significant amount of the targeted advertising i got on facebook was weird fuckin ai workers party shit, from their official account no less. clearly not bothered about big tech or the environment
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Miss Scarlet Tanager @missscarlettanager.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"I also want to take a moment to condemn Hasan Piker, who supports Defunding the Executioners. Reaching across the aisle for more equitable executions is the answer."
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 08/10/2026
the morality of the livestreamed execution side of thing is obviously heinous, but I'm also curious re: the logsitic pandora's box that's gonna open in terms of "who is hosting it? are posting links allowed? are these chuds going to attempt to vibecode their own streaming platform by december?"
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 09/10/2026
The time to stop things was before the public execution stage.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is, I think, the data equivalent of every politician going on television naked and telling you that fire is wet and shite is shampoo, while you try to ignore their crinkled arses and saggy ballsacks
NEW: Home Office stats released today reveal that arrests for "terrorist-related activity" in the year ending June 2026 were up 1,553% on last year and 94% of the arrests (3,630 of 3,867) were linked to showing support for Palestine Action.
Figure 1.1: Arrests for terrorist-related
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kolokythaki @kolokythaki.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
what if i don't refer to it at all
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kolokythaki @kolokythaki.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
one of my favourite things to do with my daughter is read her books and interact with the story and words and pictures together. if you see your children as another addition to your portfolio and not actual human beings to interact with and bond with then don't fucking have them. those poor kids
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kolokythaki @kolokythaki.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
my fondest (only?) memory of jeffrey archer was the music video for hello by the beloved in which the chorus lists off a bunch of well known people. one of the lines is "zippy, bungle, jeffrey archer" and when jon march says archers name he does a wanking gesture
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I Liv, I Die, Oliviagain Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You ever hear about how Dianetics has remained a bestseller for 75 years? Yeah.
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🎃🍁Evie Lyn Devers🍁🎃 @sinebadger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fucked up how ‘ratification’ is a lawyer word as opposed to a magic spell that turns you into a rat
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kolokythaki @kolokythaki.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
no
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Albania Heart Locket
Alt: Albania Heart Locket
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kolokythaki @kolokythaki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
let go is a fucking amazing song
youtu.be
Let Go (Final Cut Mix)
YouTube video by Fiction 8 - Topic
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kolokythaki @kolokythaki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
cool. maybe she can try proscribing the actual neo nazis next
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kolokythaki @kolokythaki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
no
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Becca Petunia 🏳️‍⚧️ @tallgirlpetunia.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't know why Pope Leo is so fucking transphobic when we all know that at Level 34 he's gonna turn into this:
The Pokemon Primarina
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why is it a good night?
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 02/10/2026
This will never stop blowing my mind. A 12-year sequence of real telescope images of a star 133 lightyears away. And around it, four planets slowly orbiting. Four real exoplanets, each more massive than Jupiter, imaged as they move around their host star.
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 01/10/2026
BOO!! 👻 Sorry, did I spook ya 😱 too bad cause it’s COCKTOBER 🍆💦🎃 it’s TIME ⏰ to HOP on that BIG, THICK, HARD BROOMSTICK 🧹😰 and RIDE all NIGHT LONG 🌙🍂 find a Skeleton 💀 and Tug ✊ his bones dry 💦😩 and SHAKE 🫨 them BIG WITCH 🧙🏼‍♀️TITTIES 🍈🍈 AND gimme that CANDY 🍭🍬. SEND THIS TO 10 FALL DADDYS 👹‼️
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kolokythaki @kolokythaki.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the mental image of six horny boomers crowding around a tiny computer screen
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 01/10/2026
It’s now officially Spooky Season, posters of a sensitive disposition are advised to look away.
A kitten standing to attention on its back legs, its front paws are neatly down its sides and some clip art Halloween stuff has been put onto it
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Otter Poppa's Poppaler Nature Facts @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When you're doing great, posting great, everything is great
michael tracey saying "why do so many bluesky users constantly instruct me to commit suicide?"
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BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
jigsaw puppet
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 29/09/2026
bluesky flag
three horizontal bars comprised of the dark background color above and below with timeout error message pink in the middle
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Video Essay Pitchbot @video-essay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shaun of the Dead's amazing Christianity
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Oatmeal @ds.gay · 29/09/2026
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kolokythaki @kolokythaki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i showed this photo to el and she thought mr tumble was in it
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kolokythaki @kolokythaki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
does she get a special little TPUSA check mark next to the regular check mark?
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link altink :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb: @link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Cool ass image of a mammoth captioned "when the random wave of sadness ends and I remember I'm actually goated"
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kolokythaki @kolokythaki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lmao
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Jack King-Offerman @gorgeouswoman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
britain 2030: an unsettlingly uncanny david tennant is back in the TARDIS. it costs £1,000 pounds a day to heat your house. your phone detects negative thoughts about israel and detonates, killing you instantly. HS2 delayed to 2053.
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Alix Weasel @alixwzl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So they were indeed thieving diesel, and Trump and Rubio have somehow managed to show it is possible to score a massive own goal even when you are not on the pitch and your team isn't even playing.
A screenshot of a Sky breaking news headline: "No improvised explosive devices found in vans near RAF Fairford but 'quantity of petrol recovered', police say"
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose
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kolokythaki @kolokythaki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i think it's time for another crowdfunder!!!
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
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kolokythaki @kolokythaki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
wife school
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David Bowie at Meme School
Alt: David Bowie at Meme School
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kolokythaki @kolokythaki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"lol lmao, i completely fucked up and there's nothing you can do about it! oops lol soz"
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Lady Luddite (KJ Colt) @moistenedtart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lmfao
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kolokythaki @kolokythaki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
if you haven't heard this song then you're
youtu.be
Eiffel 65 - Living in a Bubble
YouTube video by priestofpain
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Mike Eliason @holz-bau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
chat is this good?
all construction dropping massively.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No.
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kolokythaki @kolokythaki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
same
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Freda Wallace She/Ra @missfreda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
S.Peggie loses on every point apart from the administrative failures of NHS systems. GC lawyers have wasted NHS time and resources for a vanity project with net-zero result for them or Peggie. The aim is never to win legally but use the story to lobby politically through media.
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ᚔᚅᚄᚓᚏᚈ ᚄᚉᚐᚏᚍ ᚅᚐᚋᚓ @ciara2001.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
Looks like I have to update my post "Related to this, every "gender critical" fundraiser ever is either "these people have rights, I'd like them not to have rights" or "these people agree people have rights so I'm suing" or "I deserve something nice""
Skeet from me: "Related to this, every "gender critical" fundraiser ever is either "these people have rights, I'd like them not to have rights" or "these people agree people have rights so I'm suing"

The average LGBT+ fundraiser is "I'd like healthcare and to eat tomorrow please"

Which one is the "luxury belief"?"
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kolokythaki @kolokythaki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
woah that's crazy
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kolokythaki @kolokythaki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you can pin a lot of things on creating the material circumstances for trump and the rise of fascism but this guy is right up there
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James Asmus @jamesasmus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey comics artists: a new all-timer character design just dropped.
I honestly don't know how to explain.  Fascinating little powerhouse of a guy with truly unique hair / beard hyper-stylized combo
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kolokythaki @kolokythaki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
two tier justice indeed
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Po-LINA-tergeist 👻 لينا @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Forgot Lisa Nandy existed tbh but seen her latest clip defending Sheeran, what a hill to die on
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kolokythaki @kolokythaki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
swap trump and mamdani around in that sentence and they lose their fuckin minds
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