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tiny blue Basard™

@koboldcrusader.bsky.social
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she/they, actual kobold, 3D artist and local eccentric. i'm literally just here bc my job requires me to Peddle My Wares

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tiny blue Basard™ @koboldcrusader.bsky.social · 3h
HUH WHAT
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magical clunico freestyle @cluniies.bsky.social · 6h
always retweet the no hustle mizuki comic forever
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 13h
Elon just blasted his home address to his 240 million followers along with his order number and last 4 of his Amex charge card while shilling grok bot. Someone else canceled his order.
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 5h
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Spacey @spaceyeen.bsky.social · 12h
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diana @dianasroom.org · 19h
I'm still sorting through these but like this thing has folders which contain hundreds of joel valentine's original sound effects for powerpuff girls and this is like fucking christmas for sound effects artists. this is like finding the ark of the covenant
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 16h
After we put a brick on the accelerator and pointed it at a library, the car, acting on it's own, decided to drive through a wall
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happy boy "funny" @kiko.hamoodgames.com · 19h
how gacha games animate 2D art of their characters
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Kee The Tom and Jerry Guy @drummerfromfife.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think the funniest thing I've learned relating to GTA aircraft is all those random explosions you hear in GTA 5/Online is all from planes crashing because their pilots despawn when they get too close to your location...
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Niema Moshiri @niema.net · 21h
As I said the first time this study was proposed, this is unconscionable and would absolutely not fly in any wealthy nation. Medical experimentation on babies (withhold a lifesaving medical intervention just to see what happens) does not magically become okay if they happen to be poor African babies
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Osaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 12h
Watch the original Gundam Starts as war story Turns into "politians and the rich are the real enemy and fuck the military" Becomes "Empathy will set humans free and home is where your people are" Beautiful show
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tiny blue Basard™ @koboldcrusader.bsky.social · 5h
and then there's whatever the fuck is going on in zeta
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 20h
because they have it in theaters for like 72 fucking hours before tossing it in the fucking bin!! let a fucking movie earn some goddamn money!! we can't all see a movie within the first damn 5 seconds!!!!!!! they just fucking set every movie up to fail I'M TIRED OF IT
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 12h
Brian and Bomberman with the message 
"Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but you might be using mobile data instead of wifi. Make sure you're connected to your home network"
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regrettable ikemen @lalelulelo.bsky.social · 23h
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Omen, Funny Imp Vtuber @impsong.bsky.social · 18h
We placed it exactly where you need it
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 9h
Cancelling a subscription shouldn't be this hard. If you can sign up with a click, you must be able to cancel with one. Head to nyc.gov/click-to-cancel to file a complaint against any business that makes it hard to cancel a subscription.
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Prince Rosalium, Parfum Nostalgique Dev🌹✨️ @princerosalium.bsky.social · 9h
can i say something about this. i personally feel that writing self aware fiction is becoming equivalent to writing something "cringe" in a way that has given birth to an entirely different genre of self aware, "self-aware cringe," a horrific combination of the two. i will explain:
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Koffie Kobold - Gnollsome Adventures! @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 8h
YOU BOOK AN ENTIRE SEAT FOR ME LIKE THE LUXURY ITEM I AM
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𝖂𝖔𝖑𝖋 ☉∇🐺🌙 @karnste.in · 07/10/2026
her: what's your fucking problem my problem:
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Kevin 🌑 and the Suspicious Pumpkin 🎃 @wastelandcoyote.bsky.social · 9h
I don't know a single thing any more
Three Red Slimes and Five Red Slimes appear!
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Civvie11 @civvie11.bsky.social · 12h
ON TODAY'S SPOOKY EPISODE: Jerry's curse remains unbroken. youtu.be/MRjz9CXPnj4
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INTRUSIVE THOUGHT EXPERIMENT
YouTube video by Civvie 11
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Viva Reverie 🌸 @vivareverie.bsky.social · 23h
It's About Time youtu.be/FHzABsAnUOM
youtu.be
It's About Time
YouTube video by Viva Reverie
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HotKoin @hotkoin.bsky.social · 13h
Cartridge loadout FPS handheld #toy #conceptart #onecandream #retro
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tiny blue Basard™ @koboldcrusader.bsky.social · 8h
ah yea ok that makes sense now
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Mia 💖🧡🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lucy got nyan some toys for when she visits
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tiny blue Basard™ @koboldcrusader.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
you're
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Silmaria 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @silmaria.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I was once told by a cop, at a training triggered by a sharp increase in drugging and SA at large events in the 2010s, that their job was to disprove allegations, that 99% of victims were liars, and they were there to lock up people who made false allegations. Which was basically everyone.
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Whygena @whygena.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I took a month off of internet and games to refresh my brain a little bit. Here's sort of my daily comic journal on doing that.
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tiny blue Basard™ @koboldcrusader.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
step-dog??
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Discovered that my step-dog has a trick he likes to play: if his ball rolls under something and gets stuck so I have to rescue it, the next time I throw it he returns to that spot and pushes it back under, then barks at me to retrieve it again. I do not know what he gains from this
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Kobold Factory 🏳️‍⚧️ @koboldfactory.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Creature Container! For when your creature can't maintain its form and needs to recover.
The creature melts and has to be scooped up into a big glass jar resembling an amphora with two handles
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Brain Dracula @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Ft. The art made by @/crypt-keep on tumblr, which is my personal favorite
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
a lot of posts on this site read like this to me
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
mannnn fuck fletcher dunn
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Brain Dracula @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I made a video about the history of Halloween www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh_9...
youtube.com
Inventing Halloween
YouTube video by C.T. Kelly
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Awen🟨⬜️🟪⬛️ @0awen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
celery
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🖌️Jolly🔥🐾 @jollynchill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Carrion-Lord contemplating her new skirt shortly before to addressing her subjects. #wh40k #necrons #OCsky #art
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Pandam @pandam.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
Invaders
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Tusk Deluxe @tuskdeluxe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
THE REPLICATORS REPLACED PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES WITH GARLIC SPICE LATTES AND ARE PUNTING THEM ACROSS THE PROMENADE!! IN UNRELATED NEWS I AM ON FIRE!! AGAIN!!
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GREETINGS! @greetings-wort.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

Cowboys again. This time one of our boys has lost his boots. Standing in a field of long grass the cowboy points towards the ground and shouts back to his colleague, “Lil bone people got muh boots.” This makes no sense to the other cowboy who sits atop his horse away from the action. He responds, “Lil wut?” Sure enough in the foreground we see a squad of little bone people scampering through the grass with the stolen cowboy boots. They’re thrilled. How the bone people got the boots off the cowboy is unclear.

Artist’s note: I tend to draw drawings from the same perspective (straight on) most of the time. This idea came about when I was goofin around trying to draw a character from a lower angle. I like that the story unfolds with the foreground, mid-ground, and background all working together. There’s a draft of this one included in the Spooky Pants book. Coming out next week!
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🌜🍔•°{Miggs Tonite} @miggsboson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump Admin launches 45 day ICE surge starting today, targeting LA, San Diego and San Fransico. Stay safe.
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The absolute state of trans ally journalism
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
and, like, ontop of being morally reprehensible, can we just underline how staggeringly, stupidly bad a call this is? transphobia is BROADLY UNPOPULAR! Just go, "Hey, Elon Musk and Trump loves transphobia" and most normal people will go, "ew, gross" because most people hate those guys
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's being pushed by billionaire pedophiles because they're fascist monsters who hate your freedoms and have decided to use transphobia as a wedge issue and the only way to stop them is to stand in solidarity with trans people, because they WILL come for everyone else next
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
any system that can kick a trans woman into the concentration camp CAN be used and WILL be used ON YOU, and, lets be honest, already fucking has considering how many cis women have been accosted in bathrooms for being clocky
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Osaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 09/10/2026
How to get a job in 2026:
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xXacidnekoXx @xxacidnekoxx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Did they stop teaching stranger danger and media literacy in schools? What is with all the " I want to join a cult " and " I have trouble telling fiction from reality " ?
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