Reposted by KLMEleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I've had my This Is Fine mug so long that the dog has become a ghost and all that remain are flames 15117810
KLM @klm.bsky.social · 28/02/2026we got a tax return instead of owing money for the first time in years and ofc we immediately needed to replace our fridge. you win some you go deeper into debt some 0150
KLM @klm.bsky.social · 28/02/2026thought about @brenttoderian.bsky.social on @thewaroncars.bsky.social as my wife and i walked with the baby to MOMs and PJs earlier. even our relatively walkable space is NOT designed for families or kids. i was already an urbanist advocate but i've got a new perspective now 2142
Reposted by KLMJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 05/02/2026I said "ooh I like your gold necklace" one time in front of my friends and they called me "Covetous Smaug" for months 151269173
KLM @klm.bsky.social · 06/02/2026for perspective here, there were about 800,000 job losses in january 2009 i was one of them so it kinda stuck in my brain 070
Reposted by KLMKelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 06/02/2026The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley. Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo. Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles. Get them out! 94117926199
Reposted by KLMThe Orion @gettheorion.bsky.social · 06/02/2026A warlord adrift, lost in time. A starship captain, who's many things but never a boy scout. Adversaries. Lovers. "He tasks me, and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flames before I give him up!" Space Seeded Rivalry 0204
KLM @klm.bsky.social · 06/02/2026manatees are the best, most majestic big chonkers ever to play the game 🥲 062
KLM @klm.bsky.social · 06/02/2026saw the news about Avery Brooks and for reals sent kermit and spongebob memes to my partners this episode made me cry in the first act and i know it's not the last time 2100
Reposted by KLMJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 02/02/2026I just think it's important that everybody sees this clip about the time DeForest "Bones" Kelley received a fan letter from a hot babe containing a weed joint 23786220
Reposted by KLMdell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 24/01/2026the nyt style section vs. der spiegel 4143391196
Reposted by KLMKLM @klm.bsky.social · 04/02/2025amidst the horrors, keep putting some simple joys on your timeline 1454
Reposted by KLMKLM @klm.bsky.social · 06/02/2025is Mischka a No Nonsense guy or a 100% Nonsense guy? 5222
Reposted by KLMKLM @klm.bsky.social · 13/03/2025i'm glad y'all enjoy me online but why have i picked up almost 1k followers this week? also psa engage with me, reply (appropriately) and stuff and i'll often follow back i just can't keep up thank you for your time please have a cat 162876
Reposted by KLMKLM @klm.bsky.social · 15/04/2025since 5 doesn't explicitly exclude cylons, i'm going with: can control any toaster with my mind 2173
Reposted by KLMKLM @klm.bsky.social · 19/07/2025caturday night coming to you live from Silver Spring Maryland 1322
KLM @klm.bsky.social · 24/01/2026forgive the reskeet without alt text but for dmv area folks this is important advice from cwg be ready by bedtime for power outages of a day or more. charge your stuff. have your space heaters ready for safe use. and figure out now what you're going to eat if there's an extended power outage! 03322
KLM @klm.bsky.social · 24/01/2026gotta scroll scroll scroll so fast. there's too many words to mute. post your pets plz 270
Reposted by KLMGoldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 24/01/2026The alt text version. Not sure why alt text didn't go through with this one. 032
Reposted by KLMKLM @klm.bsky.social · 11/09/2025who's your favorite Jeffrey? 🖖🏼 mine's Shran 26429107
Reposted by KLMKLM @klm.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Enormous Spock mind melding with Regular Size Spock is the best thing i've seen all day 191
Reposted by KLMKLM @klm.bsky.social · 06/10/2025tell me what words your pets know Gemma knows "chicken" 8436
Reposted by KLMKLM @klm.bsky.social · 16/10/2025"i was married, but i'm not married anymore. women don't like the vehicle." 0598
Reposted by KLMKLM @klm.bsky.social · 07/11/2025this is what happens to ferengi faces during periods of socialism 1161
Reposted by KLMKLM @klm.bsky.social · 16/01/2026alex kurtzman hates andorians doesn't he. he won't give them jobs 121
Reposted by KLMKLM @klm.bsky.social · 15/01/2026this means as a researcher i can call myself an evidence sorcerer 1101
Reposted by KLMKLM @klm.bsky.social · 20/01/2026T-Rex discovered the bones of her brethren and went all king kong on the museum 619322
Reposted by KLMKLM @klm.bsky.social · 20/01/2026the kiddo had his two-month pediatrician appointment today and along with some handouts about the next stages of development we got a cute little picture book. the doctor said, "we offer this one to all the families not just yours" 2467
Reposted by KLMKLM @klm.bsky.social · 21/01/2026there's 8 billion people we can definitely eat 3,000 48021
KLM @klm.bsky.social · 24/01/2026this was actually super nice since our little family is so often misunderstood or side eyed. i'm looking forward to next week 0141
Reposted by KLMKLM @klm.bsky.social · 23/01/2026good news: sent this to my retired art teacher godmother and she thinks this kid is the best 1124
Reposted by KLMKLM @klm.bsky.social · 24/01/2026The Isle in the Silver Sea was incredible you should read it 131
Reposted by KLMKLM @klm.bsky.social · 24/01/2026excuse me do you have any treats to share with a sweet fancy man like myself? 3456