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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover

@klingonempresshela.bsky.social
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Photographer, singer, twitch streamer, crocodile dentist, NUMBER ONE PROFESSIONAL VARG HATER Art and Gaming: linktr.ee/helabergstrom

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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
They need to do a study on the effect Randy Orton has on women
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Seth could have said "I'm the perfect vessel and I'm here to help you mortals ascend to the next plane" and I would have believed him
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
The whole eastern conference is 3-1 and the whole western conference is 2-2 wtf
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
"Have you ever known me to run away" my guy they had to put you in a lumberjack match and then a steel cage to get you to stop running away from Drew Macintyre
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Seriously is Seth Rollins going for the cult leader look tonight or what
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
The Pope went to see the big Joe Hendry in the sky 🙏
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Logan Paul is an incredible wrestler and this is only cemented by the fact that he beat AJ Styles tonight at Wrestlemania. AJ Styles is known for his 5 star matches in Japan, but Logan isn’t shabby either. Google “Logan Paul Japan” for more!
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Welcome Logan Paul *click*
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I nomimate "Ugh, Jorts" for best sign
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Alright Sarevok, you better beat John Cena
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Thrilled that Becky is back, annoyed af that Liv and Raquel lost. Double edged sword 🙃
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I'm high on Wrestlemania and watching Logan Paul is killing my buzz
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BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Wake me up when Logan Paul isn’t fighting anymore please and thank you
Sleeping Donald Duck
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
If any of you catch me in red lipstick instead of black, just know I am being held hostage or I have a brain worm
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I don't watch wrestling for the fashion, but while I'm here...
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I rock chairs on my head but don't call me a chair head
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I like Angela more than I like Drew
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Bianca looks beyond incredible yet again 😭
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Bête Noir has my blood pressure off the fuckin charts
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Sorry I pulled all the stuffing out of your jacket and you got mad, I guess you don’t care how warm my nest is this winter
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
TELL ME WHAT TIME IT IS
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Just to clear things up: I am still going to WWE next month. I've never been to a live event because I'm "old poor". I want to see one before the empire collapses and I get shoved into a disability concentration camp. I'm trying to enjoy my remaining time where I can before the sword drops
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Hey I haven't mentioned it in a while so for good measure: fuck Varg, every second of every day
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Forever the person who said it first, forever surrounded by people who say it again but louder
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Believe in yourself. Anything is possible when you metagame
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
RFK says I don't have to pay taxes anymore hell yeah
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
RAW officially ended misogyny by referring to Dominik Mysterio as Liv Morgans boyfriend
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
“I’m not worried about Long Covid” Of course you’re not. Most people weren’t worried about it, until it happened to them This is true of most disabilities. People think they’re the exception. That we’ve done something “wrong”. It’ll be different for them Disability can & does happen to everyone.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
DEVASTATING: every snack requires a follow-up snack
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/04/2025
yeah man, please make my 85 year old great aunt prove her citizenship to vote in rural georgia, this definitely isn’t reminiscent of anything in the american past
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Got a bilateral salpingectomy this morning. The staff was not only non-judgemental but completely empathetic and attentive too. There are still good medical professionals out there amidst the flood of misogynists and otherwise conservatives
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I still can't get over the fact that they couldn't think of a better name than Stephanie's Places
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Keyless cars should use cartoon logic, you can drive them just fine until you pat your pockets and find out that you don't have the key
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I can't wait to not live in an area where large amounts of people are loudly angry that disabled people can get jobs
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Bianca Belair always looks amazing but holy shit last night 😍
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Please don't ask me to play whatever new game is trendy rn I want to play BG3 and Phasmo for another 70,000 hours okay thx
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
And Monday kicked my fuckin ass this week
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Current mood: Pat McAfee laying on the ground waterboarding himself with a beer at Wrestlemania 38
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Those sad yeets fuckin killed me
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Y'all ever spring cleaning yourself into a coma
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
OK, gonna throw this spicy bomb out there. If you're fortunate enough to have disposable income, then right now it is your duty to use that income wisely. You have agency over how you spend it and you should own how you spend it. Your decisions do, in fact, affect stock prices of big corporations.
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Omw
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Jesus could have turned that water into Baja Blast, but he didn’t because you masturbate.
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Getting up and finding something else to do whenever a Logan Paul segment on RAW starts is self care
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
All I'll say is I'm glad I never have to hear Rhea say "the one thing I never truly lost" ever again
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
My dad doesn't know what chartreuse is should I cancel him?
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
The Divine Comedy is just The Silmarillion for catholics
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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Serving cunt in a way that disproves the existence of God
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Hela 🔜 WWE Tampa Takeover @klingonempresshela.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
ACOTAR fans are either illiterate or have a PhD in English, no in between
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