BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Are we seriously using AI for sports signs now? Good grief 🙄 020
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Golly do I love a good wedding ❤️ Warms the heart 010
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yes, I’m at a nerd wedding, how could you tell? 010
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Why is most of the new Street Fighter movie advertising lately just “look how hot Chun-Li is”? 000
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ravens imploding in the 4th quarter? Well that’s just classic Baltimore football 030
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 08/09/2026That roar in the end from the “mysterious entity” woke me up like a sleeper cell agent 000
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Satan’s spawn is on my flight from Singapore. This toddler has not stopped crying for 10 straight hours. The mom just occasionally sushing her while she screams in a pitch I didn’t think humanly possible 100
Reposted by BillytheElderRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes documentary is going to cause me physical pain to witness and no power on earth will stop me from seeing it opening night. 502497127
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Sitting at the hotel bar in Singapore and people next to me (not Americans) are talking about Mamdani. This dude really is worldwide 000
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 07/09/2026People were looking at me weird but I simply had to take a picture of my hot dog on the observation deck of the Marina Sands in Singapore 000
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026No fucking way did this festival in Singapore start playing Turnstile. Baltimore Pride baby! 010
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Yeah, I’m simply not boarding my flight home. 000
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I didn’t make the cut. It’s ok, I’ll live. Just gotta work harder next year 000
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Of course the bar I’m at started playing Dolly shortly after I walked in lmao (and now Cher just came on) 000
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Ketchup Entertainment (the folks who put out Coyote vs Acme) have the opportunity to do the funniest thing 041
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I present to you for your consideration: The Cuck Rocking Chair 010
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I’m sorry but what the fuck is this?! I’m on the other side of the world 100
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Me literally every time I’m in a different country over the past few years: “What if I don’t get on that flight home?” 120
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Alright, work trip is over. Now it’s vacation time. Doing tourist shit 030
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I’m sorry, “Don’t worry, the company survey is completely anonymous” shouldn’t be followed with an email a week later that says “We noticed you haven’t filled the company survey yet”. Corporate America is completely out of their minds. 000
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I’m in Singapore right now for work and so many Singaporeans have given me condolences for Dolly Parton. They’re treating it as if she was my grandmother, which in a sense she kinda was for all of us. 050
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Adley getting TWO home runs at Camden?! Kill me now 000
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Orioles love to give some hope then shit the bed for the rest of the week. God damn 000
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Turnstile dropping a Bmore club remix of Never Enough with Rod Lee has cured me 010
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026That Cowser catch to win the game was so sick 010
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Biggest gripe about watching movies on a flight is the plane wifi is usually not good enough to load up Letterboxd, preventing me from logging it while it’s fresh on mind 😑 000
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Wow both the Ravens and the Orioles won during my flight. Gotta go to Singapore more often than I already do 020
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 28/08/202616.5 hour flight in economy to Singapore is going to be rough but I know it’ll be worth it the second I eat the first Singaporean meal 020
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 27/08/2026We’re in a world without Dolly, Long John Silver, and now Optimus Prime. Good lord 010
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Dolly and now Tim Curry?! No fucking way man 000
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 25/08/2026inb4 Trump makes an unhinged Truth Social post about Dolly 000
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 23/08/2026My sexual orientation is Renaissance Festival performers 010
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 17/08/2026And chuds were saying the comic of a woman falling in love with Darth Vader was a ridiculous plot 010
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 14/08/2026You couldn’t make a faithful, modern day movie of Godspell cause Americans would start bombing movie theaters once they find out Jesus wasn’t played by a white man and a trans woman is in the cast 010
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 14/08/2026What’s the argument against showing someone Monsters University first before they watch Monsters Inc? 000
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 12/08/2026It’s incredible that they put Dolph Lundgren in a slutty, tight fitting priest outfit and yet kept him chaste throughout the film 100
Reposted by BillytheEldertoscanini dacron @mintcaketime.bsky.social · 12/08/2026inside you are three wolves 5643471010
BillytheElder @billytheelder.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Any time the Orioles give me hope I am quickly reminded that there is no just and loving god 041
Reposted by BillytheElderBaltimore Banner Sports @sports.thebaltimorebanner.com · 03/08/2026Jon Meoli: Adley Rutschman helped Baltimore fall in love with the Orioles again. Trading him is devastating.buff.lyJon Meoli: Why the Orioles trading Adley Rutschman is devastating for BaltimoreCOLUMN | It’s players like Adley Rutschman who helped Baltimore fall back in love with this team. And it’s devastating for his time here to end this way. 164
