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Alejandro Zúñiga @byazuniga.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Michigan basketball survived Oregon, 80-76. The Wolverines have moved into a tie for second place in the Big Ten standings: 247sports.com/college/mich...
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Michigan basketball survives Oregon, moves into tie for second place in the Big Ten
Michigan basketball handled Oregon, 80-76, to win its third straight game and move into a tie for second place in the Big Ten standings.The Wolverines were paced by a…
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Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
GOP needs Dem votes on an omnibus or CR but you can’t possibly vote for anything under these circumstances
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 27/01/2025
Currently min-maxing neal.fun/stimulation-...
neal.fun
Stimulation Clicker
Stimulate your senses
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
i’m just photoshopping muppets onto the cover of harper’s bazaar: thread
Beaker as Renee Zellweger on the cover of Harper’s bazaar.
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Alejandro Zúñiga @byazuniga.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Vlad Goldin, who did not attempt a 3-pointer in his four previous seasons of college basketball, is shooting 64% (9-of-14) from deep this year at Michigan.
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Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I’m bullish on @mcuban.bsky.social for president if he wants to run www.slowboring.com/p/last-biden...
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Alejandro Zúñiga @byazuniga.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Michigan has scored 85+ points in eight straight games. They're one of the most prolific and efficient offenses in the country. Are they hitting their peak? "Not even close. Not even close. Absolutely not." — Dusty May 247sports.com/college/mich...
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Is Michigan basketball hitting its peak on offense? 'Not even close!' says Dusty May
Dusty May breaks down the Wolverines' 91-75 win over the Washington Huskies.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I’m not 100% convinced that Trump will show up for sentencing in NY Friday morning. Power move would be to blow it off, say he’s immune and the court is lawless whatever SCOTUS says, and stay out of NY until the 20th. Doubt NY can get extradition from FL before the 20th.
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Alejandro Zúñiga @byazuniga.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Michigan scores 94 points, more than anyone has all season against UCLA, as the Wolverines sweep USC and the Bruins during their West Coast road trip to stay unbeaten in Big Ten play.
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 05/01/2025
The good news is that the top 3 teams in the draft order will all need QBs so there's still a very good chance that the Patriots can get Travis Hunter or Tetairoa McMillian at 4. The bad news is that they're fourth in every round instead of first in every round.
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Alejandro Zúñiga @byazuniga.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
In Michigan basketball's win over USC, Danny Wolf led the Wolverines in: Points: 21 Rebounds: 13 Assists: 7 Blocks: 6 Steals: 2
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 03/01/2025
Breaking News: Alcohol is a leading cause of cancer and drinks should carry a warning label as cigarettes do, the U.S. surgeon general said.
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Surgeon General Calls for Cancer Warnings on Alcohol
Dr. Vivek Murthy’s report cites studies linking alcoholic beverages to at least seven malignancies, including breast cancer. But to add warning labels, Congress would have to act.
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Brett McMurphy @brettmcmurphy.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Sources: Oregon will change into Michigan uniforms at halftime, hoping that might work vs. Buckeyes @rosebowlgame #CFBPlayoff
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Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
To recap Cam Skattebo’s Peach Bowl —100+ yards thru 3 quarters, vomiting entering 4th quarter, gets an IV —throws a 42-yard TD pass on 4th down to make it 24-16 —Next drive catches a 62-yard pass, then runs in the TD, then runs in the 2-point conversion to tie the game —Has more yards than Texas
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Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
A quarter century of elections, summarized. www.slowboring.com/p/twenty-fiv...
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Twenty-five years of politics in 2,500 words
What happened in every election I've voted in
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Peyman Milanfar @docmilanfar.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
2025 is … a perfect square 45 x 45 = 2025.   a sum of cubes: 1³ + 2³ + 3³ + ... + 9³ = 2025 a perfect square when you add 1 to each digit: 3136 = 56² a perfect square when you increase the first digit by 1: 3025 = 55² Maybe the only number with all these properties
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Alejandro Zúñiga @byazuniga.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Michigan tied the program record for made 3-pointers in a 112-64 shellacking of Western Kentucky. Nine players hit from deep: Roddy Gayle, Nimari Burnett, Danny Wolf, Vlad Goldin, Tre Donaldson, Tschetter, Sam Walters, Justin Pippen & LJ Cason. 247sports.com/college/mich...
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Michigan basketball matches 3-point record in blowout win over Western Kentucky
Michigan men's basketball matched the program record for 3-pointers during their win over Western Kentucky.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
To make doing your taxes more interesting the government should let you gamble on a “double or nothing” option where you either pay twice the tax or zero tax
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Seven years ago I wrote a holiday-themed version of “Killing In The Name Of” that RATM could release as a Christmas single. They haven’t recorded it yet but I haven’t given up hope that someday they will
"Eggnog In The Name Of"

Some of those that drink eggnog, are the same that burn yule logs 
Some of those that drink eggnog, are the same that bum yule logs 
Some of those that drink eggnog, are the same that bum yule logs 
Some of those that drink eggnog, are the same that bum yule logs
Eggnog in the name of!
Pumpkin pies, our gifts untied, we're drinking the nog all through Christmas night 
Gifts untied, there's pumpkin pies, we're drinking that nog all through Christmas night
Pumpkin pies, our gifts untied, we're drinking the nog all through Christmas night 
Gifts untied, there's pumpkin pies, we're drinking that nog all through Christmas night
Yeah! Come on!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Merry Christmas!
Uggh!
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Universe @universespace.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Black Hole
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Probably the best time in history to be a mathematician was around 600 BC when you could get rich just for discovering triangles
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 05/12/2024
SOURCES: Bill Belichick has spoken with UNC officials multiple times about the school’s head-coaching vacancy. How serious the two sides are about continuing to talk was unclear. 🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/597...
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Brett McMurphy @brettmcmurphy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Former Patroits coach Bill Belichick interviews for North Carolina coaching job, @InsideCarolina reports
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/12/2024
School 'Fine,' U.S. Teens Report theonion.com/school-fine-...
School 'Fine,' U.S. Teens Report

-The Onion
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 04/12/2024
A new A.I. tool from DeepMind, a Google company in London that develops A.I. applications, has achieved what its makers call unmatched skill and speed in devising 15-day weather forecasts.
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Google Introduces A.I. Agent That Aces 15-Day Weather Forecasts
GenCast, from the company’s DeepMind division, outperformed the world’s best predictions of deadly storms as well as everyday weather.
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Alejandro Zúñiga @byazuniga.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
W for Michigan basketball in Fort Meyers
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 03/12/2024
Updated DVOA Playoff Odds here! Odds for No. 1 seed: AFC Bills 58%, Chiefs 35%, Steelers 6%, Chargers 1% NFC Lions 73%, Eagles 21%, Vikings 6% ftnfantasy.com/nfl/dvoa-pla...
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NFL Playoff Picture: Odds to Win Super Bowl LIX
NFL playoff picture odds to win Super Bowl LVIII based on DVOA and 25,000 weekly simulations.
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Alejandro Zúñiga @byazuniga.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
When Michigan won the Rose Bowl, I feared it’d destroy my emotional connection to college football. After skydiving, a trampoline doesn't give you a rush anymore — that sort of thing. 13-10 in Columbus, though? That was pure schadenfreude. And it felt fantastic. 247sports.com/college/mich...
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I didn't see this coming: My postgame thoughts from The 'Shoe after Michigan stunned Ohio State
Field-level observations and commentary from the Wolverines' shocking upset over the Buckeyes.
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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Alejandro Zúñiga @byazuniga.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Michigan QB Davis Warren: “We’re going to win in your house and we’re gonna plant the flag. You should’ve done something about it.”
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Brian Cook, the mgoblog guy @mgoblog.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Michigan has turned Ohio State into Michigan State.
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Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The Bears should fire Matt Eberflus before he boards the bus
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Alejandro Zúñiga @byazuniga.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I am thankful for the Chicago Bears coaching staff
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Alejandro Zúñiga @byazuniga.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Michigan has won the Fort Myers Tip-Off
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 25/11/2024
In the spirit of togetherness, if you live outside the US please share your country's most dangerous cooking method.
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Have yet to see many post election takes that do anything but confirm that person/group's pre-election stance. In part because we don't yet have—and won't for a few months—have the kind of granular data and analysis to really understand some burning questions.
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Alejandro Zúñiga @byazuniga.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
On November 4, Sherrone Moore was asked about Michigan football not having a QB in its 2025 class. He smiled and replied: "We'll be fine." Seventeen days later, 5-star QB Bryce Underwood announced his flip from LSU to Michigan.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
There’s a narrative that Gaetz was a deliberate head-fake — a distraction to boost the real candidate — but I am always suspicious of narratives that attribute four-dimensional chess to trump as opposed to knocking over the table and eating the checkers.
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Dave Wasserman (unofficial bot) @redistrict.bluesky.bot · 20/11/2024
There is now a very real possibility of a 220R-215D House breakdown (net +2 for Dems vs. '22 result), w/ Trump seeking to pluck at least three GOP members (Gaetz, Stefanik, Waltz) for administration jobs (217R-215D?).
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Rob Pyers (@rpyers)
🚨 #CA45 UPDATE - Democrat Derek Tran's lead over incumbent Republican Michelle Steel grows to 314 votes, netting 5 votes from the 41 out of the LA County update and 207 out of the 2,279 from Orange County.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Trump's team is in "preliminary discussions about making significant changes to Medicaid, food stamps & other federal safety net programs to offset the enormous cost of extending Trump’s 2017 tax cuts next year.” Medicaid, food stamps are now on the chopping block to fund tax cuts for billionaires.
washingtonpost.com
Trump allies eye overhauling Medicaid, food stamps in tax legislation
As Republican leaders look for ways to offset the costs of a new set of tax cuts, social safety net programs are under discussion.
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 18/11/2024
President-elect Donald Trump has mused more than once that he might like to run for re-election again in 2028 and seek a third term. The Constitution's 22nd Amendment does not allow it. Here’s why. nyti.ms/48YhdBV
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Louisa Pearson @louisa1000.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Fireball meteor shower: How to see the spectacular November Leonids. Known as one of the best meteor shower events, the Leonids are one you won’t want to miss. www.sciencefocus.com/news/leonids...
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Fireball meteor shower: How to see the spectacular November Leonids
The Leonid meteor shower has arrived. Here's how to watch the impressive event and all of the timings and tips you need to know.
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 17/11/2024
In a small study, doctors who were given ChatGPT to diagnose illness did only slightly better than doctors who did not. But the chatbot alone outperformed all the doctors.
nytimes.com
ChatGPT Defeated Doctors at Diagnosing Illness
A small study found ChatGPT outdid human physicians when assessing medical case histories, even when those doctors were using a chatbot.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/11/2024
Make America Healthy Again lasted less than a Scaramucci
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JC @jctheclub.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
www.science.org/content/arti...
science.org
Fake news spreads faster than true news on Twitter—thanks to people, not bots
Tweets containing falsehoods were 70% more likely to be retweeted than truthful tweets
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